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I think i'm dangerous.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just break things when I touch them.

The car, more than once, which is just stupid as I'm hardly driving the thing in a pandemic but I've managed to break it more than before.

Today was the dishwasher. Pulled it out to clean underneath it etc and ended up with a leaking pipe.... I know I wanted to clean and the extra water helped, but that's not what I had in mind!

It's a good job Boris has banned me going near people. You're all safe!

What have you broken in lockdown?

Shouldn't I be breaking toys or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive broken the plug socket off the wall today moving stuff around apart from that and a few plates nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry it's not funny - but I'm exactly the same

I usually hurt myself though by falling over and twisting my ankle or off my bike, or over thin air

It's a good job I'm not tall enough to smack my head on things or I'd be in trouble

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

It’s not just inanimate objects. I think you broke me once too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet but I think I'm staying away from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv

Laptop

Coffee table

A LOT of crockery

Although it wasn't me it was my 2 wild boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m clumsy as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tv

Laptop

Coffee table

A LOT of crockery

Although it wasn't me it was my 2 wild boys "

Edit to add: (How could I forget?!)

I broke my ankle during Lockdown 1 too lolz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tv

Laptop

Coffee table

A LOT of crockery

Although it wasn't me it was my 2 wild boys

Edit to add: (How could I forget?!)

I broke my ankle during Lockdown 1 too lolz"

And my ring finger on my left finger just before Christmas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You've obviously got the Midas Touch in reverse OP, pretty similar to one of my ex's. I wouldn't even trust her on a Bouncy Castle

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I tried to fix my dishwasher as I was bored

I am not a plumber and I learned never to put drain unblocker in a dishwasher that isn’t draining.

V x

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

I broke a disc in my neck

Just recovering from surgery after having had a discectomy and fusion. Feel quite sore but glad it’s good pain as I’m on the mend!

The big end bearings on my car also went at the end of the summer. Barely driven it since it’s been repaired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke "

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassingly, my right butt cheek after I tripped while out running the other week. It’s been taped up by the physio. Looks like I’ve got a one-sided butt lift

I’m also glazing a greenhouse this weekend, so watch this space ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

"

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good "

You can always help me.... Or I can try break you instead!

After pandemic of course before I get shot.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think it's something to do with our synapses and electrical energy.

My mum banned me from touching anything run on electricity as everything I touched stopped working.

My jobs were all garden related, or dusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good

You can always help me.... Or I can try break you instead!

After pandemic of course before I get shot."

Dont get shot - I like your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good

You can always help me.... Or I can try break you instead!

After pandemic of course before I get shot."

Damn, you’re good!!

I like the idea of a little destructive testing of this kind I hope you’re unbreakable. Let’s find out when the time’s right

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

I dropped and cracked my phone this morning.

Not long after opened the cupboard bent down to get something come up fast and the corner of the door got me.

Pretty sure I fractured my skull.

Wasn't as bad as I time I basically trod on a plug with a lot of force. Couldn't walk properly for 3 days.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I dropped and cracked my phone this morning.

Not long after opened the cupboard bent down to get something come up fast and the corner of the door got me.

Pretty sure I fractured my skull.

Wasn't as bad as I time I basically trod on a plug with a lot of force. Couldn't walk properly for 3 days. "

Proper Frank Spencer

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow


"I dropped and cracked my phone this morning.

Not long after opened the cupboard bent down to get something come up fast and the corner of the door got me.

Pretty sure I fractured my skull.

Wasn't as bad as I time I basically trod on a plug with a lot of force. Couldn't walk properly for 3 days.

Proper Frank Spencer "

Bad thing is it makes me laugh so much when it happens to others.

Karma.

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By *assy211279Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere Cornwall

Thank you everyone for making me feel better.

I have only dropped my phone and a couple of cups.

Low numbers for me. Please keep my clumsiness I really need to get jobs done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you everyone for making me feel better.

I have only dropped my phone and a couple of cups.

Low numbers for me. Please keep my clumsiness I really need to get jobs done"

No problem, I like helping others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dropped and cracked my phone this morning.

Not long after opened the cupboard bent down to get something come up fast and the corner of the door got me.

Pretty sure I fractured my skull.

Wasn't as bad as I time I basically trod on a plug with a lot of force. Couldn't walk properly for 3 days. "

Ouch! How much did you swear?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good

You can always help me.... Or I can try break you instead!

After pandemic of course before I get shot.

Dont get shot - I like your pictures "

Dam is that all you want me for?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I know I'm dangerous. Mostly to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tv

Laptop

Coffee table

A LOT of crockery

Although it wasn't me it was my 2 wild boys

Edit to add: (How could I forget?!)

I broke my ankle during Lockdown 1 too lolz

And my ring finger on my left finger just before Christmas "

Blimey!!!

You're certainly winning on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my third car windscreen in under a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont mean to sound smug... but I havnt broken anything for ages

Although I did get a nail in my car tyre last week - 70 squid for the mobile tyre bloke

That's nothing! I've had three flats since September.

And then I broke a coil spring two roads away from my house.

As long as you don’t break the springs in your bed, you’re good

You can always help me.... Or I can try break you instead!

After pandemic of course before I get shot.

Dont get shot - I like your pictures

Dam is that all you want me for? "

You may not wish to know what Id like you for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s normal all the things are made in such a way that if not done in right way it breaks and many manufacturers love it coz lots of revenue on spares and fix.

So it’s better to use properly for what it’s supposed to do and maintain frequently with love then it loves you back

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow


"I dropped and cracked my phone this morning.

Not long after opened the cupboard bent down to get something come up fast and the corner of the door got me.

Pretty sure I fractured my skull.

Wasn't as bad as I time I basically trod on a plug with a lot of force. Couldn't walk properly for 3 days.

Ouch! How much did you swear? "

I was in a fetal position for almost an eternity.

Wondering if I needed a wheelchair for life.

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