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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Hot water bottle and a Cadbury flake?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

I'd be there like a shot if I thought there was any chance of you actually wanting me to turn up. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a big spoon?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

Bloody hell, what a great job that would be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot water bottle and a Cadbury flake? "

I hate hot water bottles after one leaked and burned me once.

Il take the flake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

You are 31 for heaven sake

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Hot water bottle and a Cadbury flake?

I hate hot water bottles after one leaked and burned me once.

Il take the flake though "

Noted

“flake for the lady in the corset, no Giuseppe hold the water bottle. See if you can find her a muff”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

Sorry, but I'd be too busy playing with your boobs.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I bought a box pillow in the Matalan sale and it's so comfy.

Every night recently I've been getting really bad leg pain, after being in bed for half an hour.

I try everything but nothing helps.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

Sorry, but I'd be too busy playing with your boobs. "

Honest at least

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake"

She said like an old lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake"

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just getting comfy

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I feel ya, cover on too hot, cover off too cold, two pillows not enough, three too much. Urgh I hate being uncomfy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought a box pillow in the Matalan sale and it's so comfy.

Every night recently I've been getting really bad leg pain, after being in bed for half an hour.

I try everything but nothing helps."

Oooo I may invest

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I feel ya, cover on too hot, cover off too cold, two pillows not enough, three too much. Urgh I hate being uncomfy"

You have more comfort than that poor bin that's on it's own outside in the cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?"

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off"

Tell that to my 2 hips that were replaced at 21 years old, my hypermobility that causes dislocations and fibromyalgia.

Don't judge what you don't know, young people can have problems too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!"

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give a brilliant baby oil leg massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off

Tell that to my 2 hips that were replaced at 21 years old, my hypermobility that causes dislocations and fibromyalgia.

Don't judge what you don't know, young people can have problems too "

Seem to be pretty active to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven "

New business idea puppy dog shaped giant heat snuggler!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off

Tell that to my 2 hips that were replaced at 21 years old, my hypermobility that causes dislocations and fibromyalgia.

Don't judge what you don't know, young people can have problems too

Seem to be pretty active to me?"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven "

You can get them that go round your neck that are longer and would cover a fair length of your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!"

Ours smells of lavender too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven

You can get them that go round your neck that are longer and would cover a fair length of your leg

"

How do you warm them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Would an electric heat pad be of any help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too"

My daughter called her dog heat pack lavender!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too

My daughter called her dog heat pack lavender!!"

Aww

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven

You can get them that go round your neck that are longer and would cover a fair length of your leg

How do you warm them "

Microwave like the others x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would an electric heat pad be of any help? "

It does, sophie is snoozing on it upstairs

Tbf I had the offer and chose my own bed downstairs, and she is fast asleep now and up at 5am so I wont go wake her.

Il sleep with my bad choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00N2WL4M6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_8ZT279PNQ6AY8GG7PV10

This xx"

Ordering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth."

That's just what I was going to say....

The 12 foot pillows.... they're excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off

Tell that to my 2 hips that were replaced at 21 years old, my hypermobility that causes dislocations and fibromyalgia.

Don't judge what you don't know, young people can have problems too "

Hypermobility is a bitch.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth."

Apparently you can get them in the shape and size of a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth.

That's just what I was going to say....

The 12 foot pillows.... they're excellent"

Most of the time they’re better than a man! I kept mine after pregnancy & bought a new one way after the kids were delivered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some great ideas here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth.

That's just what I was going to say....

The 12 foot pillows.... they're excellent

Most of the time they’re better than a man! I kept mine after pregnancy & bought a new one way after the kids were delivered "

You bought a new man?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Body pillow and several heat pads sounds like a grand idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth.

That's just what I was going to say....

The 12 foot pillows.... they're excellent

Most of the time they’re better than a man! I kept mine after pregnancy & bought a new one way after the kids were delivered

You bought a new man? "

Yep one of the quiet, non speaking , pliable variety that doesn’t mind where I put my legs whilst sleeping. He doesn’t argue back or poke me with anything when I’m too tired

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

Most of us would just settle for a 'fluffer'...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If you’ve got hyper mobility & hip pain have you got one of those long body length pillows to lie/prop your legs against?

You could then stuff them with microwaveable heat packs for warmth.

That's just what I was going to say....

The 12 foot pillows.... they're excellent

Most of the time they’re better than a man! I kept mine after pregnancy & bought a new one way after the kids were delivered

You bought a new man?

Yep one of the quiet, non speaking , pliable variety that doesn’t mind where I put my legs whilst sleeping. He doesn’t argue back or poke me with anything when I’m too tired "

Blimey - i thought i was the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady

You are 31 for heaven sake

Sooooo....what's your point?

Why you so mad dude?

Your a whipper snapper and cold in your bones is a long way off

Tell that to my 2 hips that were replaced at 21 years old, my hypermobility that causes dislocations and fibromyalgia.

Don't judge what you don't know, young people can have problems too "

You didn’t have to explain yourself it was a funny post

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

I would want one so big it would need to go in the oven "

Get 2 , one for each hip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get comfy

I need a pillow fluffer and a leg massage as the cold gets in my bones like an old lady "

I have one of those leg massagers ! Really good ( I love it).

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too"

lavender reminds me of old people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too lavender reminds me of old people lol "

makes you sleepy to x

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too lavender reminds me of old people lol makes you sleepy to x"

i never have a problem sleeping, once my head hits the pillow im gone

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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For info one report is all that's needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posts removed.

For info one report is all that's needed "

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too lavender reminds me of old people lol "

I have an old soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need one of those microwaveable wheat packs.. my daughter had one shaped liked a puppy dog, residual heat & something cute to snuggle with!

Ours smells of lavender too lavender reminds me of old people lol makes you sleepy to x"

Calms down and relaxes. Lots of beneficial properties. I used it during my pregnancy and birth too

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