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‘This little piggy went to market....’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just found out today that they weren’t going shopping, who else thought they were going shopping ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not!?? Where's he going? Is he OK?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's not!?? Where's he going? Is he OK?"

Well I thought they were going to the market to buy little waistcoats, turns out it’s a lot more darker than I thought.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Me. I always had an image of a little piggy trotting down the lane, with his little basket and a sixpence in his jacket pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orwell's farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my book he was carrying a basket .... I always assumed he was shopping ... what are you implying?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my book he was carrying a basket .... I always assumed he was shopping ... what are you implying?!"

Sausages.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

he did go shopping , he had a basket and went skipping down the lane lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Went in my sandwich this afternoon story ends

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Went in my sandwich this afternoon story ends "

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Grew up next to the butchers shop... always knew

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

So, what about the piggy who had roast beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen this on TikTok I was shook too turns out that little fella is butchered for the market lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"So, what about the piggy who had roast beef?

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and the one that stayed at home ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, what about the piggy who had roast beef?

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It’s probably code for swine dysentery or some shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seen this on TikTok I was shook too turns out that little fella is butchered for the market lol"

I saw it on Twitter today, never even questioned it before, looks like every Nursery rhyme has dark undertones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the last piggy was incontinent right?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"So, what about the piggy who had roast beef?

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He's being fattened up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And the last piggy was incontinent right? "

Probably used for breeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the last piggy was incontinent right?

Probably used for breeding "

So he wasn't weeing but was ejaculating instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my book he was carrying a basket .... I always assumed he was shopping ... what are you implying?!"

I’m not sure he came back from his shopping trip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no... "

I know right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grew up next to the butchers shop... always knew "

I worked on a farm for three months, still never crossed my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me. I always had an image of a little piggy trotting down the lane, with his little basket and a sixpence in his jacket pocket. "

Now you put that image in my head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my book he was carrying a basket .... I always assumed he was shopping ... what are you implying?!

I’m not sure he came back from his shopping trip! "

Gulp ....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Why are you ruining my childhood like this City? It's bad enough it happened on Twitter but from you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you ruining my childhood like this City? It's bad enough it happened on Twitter but from you? "

Another childhood memory crushed by social media, I’m staying off there now.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"And the last piggy was incontinent right?

Probably used for breeding

So he wasn't weeing but was ejaculating instead? "

He was delighted at being bought; oblivious that he will be spending his days as a breeding machine.

Poor piggy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Me. I always had an image of a little piggy trotting down the lane, with his little basket and a sixpence in his jacket pocket.

Now you put that image in my head too "

He's wearing a baby blue jacket with white buttons, a white Baker boy hat and a red neckerchief, and swinging his little basket as he skips down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just found out today that they weren’t going shopping, who else thought they were going shopping ?! "

Nah, you’ve got the wrong end of the stick there city.

One of the pigs went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home.

I reckon they’d been for a pint or two and one had Sunday lunch.

The one that stayed home was expecting a parcel so had to look out for the Amazon guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me. I always had an image of a little piggy trotting down the lane, with his little basket and a sixpence in his jacket pocket.

Now you put that image in my head too

He's wearing a baby blue jacket with white buttons, a white Baker boy hat and a red neckerchief, and swinging his little basket as he skips down the road "

love it...

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