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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

What do keep in your cupboard under the stairs? Assuming you have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bodies

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A whole world of crap. I call it the cupboard of doom and avoid at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shark vacuum and some exercise equipment.

Nikki x

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"The bodies "

Doh! That’s the first place they look for them!

Amateur mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines seeled off inside so I use it to store tools and the lawnmower outside

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A whole world of crap. I call it the cupboard of doom and avoid at all costs. "

Same! Ours is damp and yucky. But we have to venture inside occasionally to read the meters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bodies

Doh! That’s the first place they look for them!

Amateur mistake "

What can I say ... the freezer was full

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mines seeled off inside so I use it to store tools and the lawnmower outside "

This would be a good plan for ours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bodies "

Isn't that what the freezer is for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Mommy!’ (Let’s see if any of you can deduce the reference)

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"A whole world of crap. I call it the cupboard of doom and avoid at all costs. "

I’m feeling smug because I sorted mine out yesterday. I’ve moved my tools out and replaced them with shoes.

Still lots of crap at the far end though.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't have one

Now I feel inadequate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Vacuum cleaner, ironing board, steam cleaner, cobweb brush, couple of duvets..it's like the tardis in there

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When we had one it was used for dogs, vacuum cleaners and tools.

The dogs were only there when our dog had puppies one year.

It's gone now and there's a sofa in its place.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't have one

Now I feel inadequate

Don't cry, it would only be another space to harbour crap you don't need.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

The extension leaves for the dining table some of the best bone china and glass .. coats,hats,scarves,bats and racquets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whole world of crap. I call it the cupboard of doom and avoid at all costs. "

I have a cupboard of doom too

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The dogs bed is in there along with a shelf full of tins that never get used and boxes of cereal.

That’s the closest beans and weetabix get in my gaff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drum kit. Don’t play in there although the neighbours have suggested it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coats, hats, scarves. Cereal, tissues, kitchen roll, stuff like that. Iron, ironing board, sweeping, brush, mop and bucket. Beer. Candles.

Plus the entrance to the cellar .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr tumble dryer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do keep in your cupboard under the stairs? Assuming you have one!

Hoover

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A boy warlock goes by then name of Barry.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A submissive man with his cock caged and ball gag in. I only let him out on Wednesdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A submissive man with his cock caged and ball gag in. I only let him out on Wednesdays. "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The bodies

Doh! That’s the first place they look for them!

Amateur mistake

What can I say ... the freezer was full "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare dining chairs, cctv server and red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do keep in your cupboard under the stairs? Assuming you have one!

Do you have a fascination for this

I have my vax carpet cleaner and recycling bins, nordic walking poles, box of hangers and an old calendar of hot men.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one

Now I feel inadequate

Don't cry, it would only be another space to harbour crap you don't need."

True. And I already have the bedroom, living room, spare bedroom, kitchen and craft room for that. And two lofts.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I don't have one

Now I feel inadequate

Don't cry, it would only be another space to harbour crap you don't need.

True. And I already have the bedroom, living room, spare bedroom, kitchen and craft room for that. And two lofts."

Two lofts!! Oooo! Now I feel inadequate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door to the cellar

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't have one

Now I feel inadequate

Don't cry, it would only be another space to harbour crap you don't need.

True. And I already have the bedroom, living room, spare bedroom, kitchen and craft room for that. And two lofts.

Two lofts!! Oooo! Now I feel inadequate

I had to make up for my lack of understairs somehow...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Lawnmower, odds n ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping gear

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Door to the cellar

If I had a cellar I’d call it a dungeon

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Shoes , coats and handbags .

Oh and 349 carriers bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Door to the cellar

If I had a cellar I’d call it a dungeon "

Its 4 rooms.. It would be amazing!

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

here or there

I know who my wife would like to have locked up under the stairs for her pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Door to the cellar

If I had a cellar I’d call it a dungeon "

You are the least dungeony person I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole of Narnia ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Door to the cellar

If I had a cellar I’d call it a dungeon

You are the least dungeony person I know

Haha..the door has finger holes cut into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The whole of Narnia ..."

I would never leave

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Vinyl record collection

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

The only way for me to find out is when I move. Been several years since I opened that door due to more stuff blocking the entrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pvc masked, sexual slave man (he consents so

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

hula hoops.. Lots of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering converting ours into an indoor enclosure for the tortoise.

Just have to sort the logistics of it and get a man in who can help me.

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Various worktools and vacumn cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do keep in your cupboard under the stairs? Assuming you have one!

Mines a wine room

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Downstairs loo and random storage space... hopefully the latter will be turned into shoe storage at some point

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine is five feet square and nicknamed 'the garridge'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coats, shoes, toolbox, bits and bobs. Shopping bags. X

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Sky remote and a can of lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything i can dump in there really out of way

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

It’s full of my husbands tools so I tend to stay away from there.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I don't have one but when I was younger my sister slept in it for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is a small space but is used to the max....

Shelves on the wall to create a pantry.

Lots of camping stuff

Mr's mountain bike

Plastic recycling bag

Mop, bucket and brush

At the very back is a washing machine that came with the house (rental) but we use our own.

Her x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don't have one but when I was younger my sister slept in it for a bit

Harry Potter?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Door to the cellar

Is it sealed up with an unbreakable seal spell?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't have one but when I was younger my sister slept in it for a bit

Harry Potter? "

Me or her?

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By *assunachWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

I’ve turned mine into my office.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don't have one but when I was younger my sister slept in it for a bit

Harry Potter?

Me or her?

Haha no comment

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't have one but when I was younger my sister slept in it for a bit

Harry Potter?

Me or her?

Haha no comment

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I live with a prepper so it has always been full of shelves of food and essentials (he has done this long before this apocalypse) so I have to keep my vacuum cleaner and other junk in my our small bedroom

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I live in a flat so fuck all lol

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