FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worse chat up lines

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I’ll start.....

Was you brought up on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

You must be related to Yoda because.....

"Yo-da-licious!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.

There's been mixed results on that one to say the least...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be in heaven because you look like an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst:

Hey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst:

Hey x"

Worstest:

Wuu2?

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst:

Hey x

Worstest:

Wuu2?"

**WE HAVE A WINNER!**

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Your eyes are so mysterious I'd like to be your detective.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha"

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you. "

Haha

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha"

Has both worked and resulted in a slap

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha

Has both worked and resulted in a slap

Yeah I may not use that one

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Are you an instant potato dish because I would definitely Smash you.

Haha

Has both worked and resulted in a slap

Yeah I may not use that one

Probably for the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here’s 10p call your mum tell her your not coming home"

That’s a real oldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it

You should have made him work for it and asked for proof

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Was your outfit in the sale? Because it would be 100% off at mine

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Was your outfit in the sale? Because it would be 100% off at mine "

Hahaha did it work on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

That worked!?......OK, where do I get £997,348.50?

I didn't reply.. I wasn't sure what a Millionaires tongue would feel like.. Would it be gold plated?!? Have diamonds superglued to it

You should have made him work for it and asked for proof

What if it spoilt me forever and i could only have my pussy eaten by a Millionaire!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin

I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Excuse me!! I was just wondering if you are a vice versa and wouldn't mind giving you a nibble to find out. I really did just make this up

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

R u covid cuz I’d love spend two weeks isolation in a room with u

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Erm ... genuinely used when me and a friend of "who can get their face slapped the most ..."

You'll do

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? Personal favourite of mine although I’ve never used it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? Personal favourite of mine although I’ve never used it "

Have you tried this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress is lovely but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"That dress is lovely but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Another golden oldie haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a Millionaire eat your pussy

I bet that bloody worked on you though hahaha

Yeah money oriented me.. Gimme that gold coin

I have some chocolate coins left from Christmas’s? Is that sufficient?"

Are they vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh another one ... Are you from Tennessee.. Because you are the only 10 i see

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

“Can I smell your Fanny”?

No you can’t!

“Oh, it must be your feet then”.

Never worked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything that comes out of my mouth is rubbish, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn between taking notes from the comments here and NOT

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Fancy going halves in a sprog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice

Hie I'm Crispy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.

- wanna fuck

- I’ll destroy your pussy

- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)

I could go on and on and on.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Using here and tinder as anecdotal and evidence.

- wanna fuck

- I’ll destroy your pussy

- leave your fiancé as I reckon have a bigger cock and a better car (it wasn’t and he didn’t)

I could go on and on and on.

Sounds a right charmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one a few days ago....

Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!

Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We had one a few days ago....

Is your Daddy a baker, coz you have a great set of baps!

Made us laugh, and cringe to be honest, but he did get a reply because life's too short sometimes to let stupid shit get to you."

Benny Hill and Chelsea buns come to mind

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By *h86Man
over a year ago

Nearby

You look like a cut of fuckable meat, are you?

*hopes someone gets the reference!*

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you Irish? Cos my penis is Dublin!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thumbs down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your face reminds me of a parrot cage. You must of had a cockatoo in it !

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Blimey

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