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When you were at school was there somebody who’s grandad invented cats eyes.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.

I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.

He genuinely expected us to believe it.

Keep them fun guys and girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one lad reckoned his Grandad threw a kettle over a pub, think he was called Finch or something.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Some bloke in dog collar kept telling us for 5 years that this bloke called JC died then he risen from the dead. I think he was talking a load of old bollocks myself

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

He invented cats eyes after seeing the light reflected as driving towards the cat.

What is lesser known is the same guy invented the tea towel holder after seeing the same cat walking away.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This one lad reckoned his Grandad threw a kettle over a pub, think he was called Finch or something."

Was it a little pub.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This one lad reckoned his Grandad threw a kettle over a pub, think he was called Finch or something.

Was it a little pub. "

Actually why did he throw a kettle over a pub.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"He invented cats eyes after seeing the light reflected as driving towards the cat.

What is lesser known is the same guy invented the tea towel holder after seeing the same cat walking away. "

Haha.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"He invented cats eyes after seeing the light reflected as driving towards the cat.

What is lesser known is the same guy invented the tea towel holder after seeing the same cat walking away. "

.....good old Percy Shaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.

I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.

He genuinely expected us to believe it.

Keep them fun guys and girls. "

I worked with a guy who reckoned his Great Grandad invented the tool they use to test the ground on racecourses.. .

Good to soft etc.

In reality I think it's a stick, but he gave us hours of entertainment with such bollocks stories.. .

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"This one lad reckoned his Grandad threw a kettle over a pub, think he was called Finch or something."

Chris. Mr.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What incredible bullshit have you been told that people expected you to believe.

I knew a guy who reckoned that on a bus trip away day he’d drank over 20 cans of beer. One of the people on the bus fell asleep and so they cut his ear off. When he woke up his glasses wouldn’t sit on his head.

He genuinely expected us to believe it.

Keep them fun guys and girls.

I worked with a guy who reckoned his Great Grandad invented the tool they use to test the ground on racecourses.. .

Good to soft etc.

In reality I think it's a stick, but he gave us hours of entertainment with such bollocks stories.. ."

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This one lad reckoned his Grandad threw a kettle over a pub, think he was called Finch or something.

Chris. Mr. "

I bet he didn’t go to the toilet in the pub. Or was that a different finch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lad I know is known for bullshit stories and they are all proper obvious bollocks, but entertaining. He once told us while serving in the military police he used to play cricket with stun grenades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing so exciting but a girl in my class once told me her Granny had a cat called Henry Purcell. I found that very hard to swallow as it had kittens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lad I know is known for bullshit stories and they are all proper obvious bollocks, but entertaining. He once told us while serving in the military police he used to play cricket with stun grenades. "

Re my "stick" inventor earlier.

He also told us about war stories from various conflicts.....

Unbeknown to him I spent 6 months in the Falklands and kept feeding the fire with questions to him......

I found it most amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody who used to be on here had 7 granddads

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

Some kid at our school called Whittle, reckons his grandad invented the bloody jet engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a bloke who said he'd met and had sex with at least 3 women that he met on here. Yeah right!

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By *carletnsparksMan
over a year ago

halifax

My ex once convinced a friend we had 3 eyes, the third being in the top of your head where babies have the soft spot. It was to watch for dinosaur but grew over when we didn't need them anymore as they all died.

Pmsl she only went and repeated the story to a date 3 days later to impress him

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