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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.

Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Office radiator isn't hot enough so he's walking to Wickes

Someone needs a massage

Some guy wants ladie's thoughts on anal sex

Apparently this site is weird sometimes

A biker needs a dripping pussy to lick

Oh and some chap cut his hair

Darn someone tested positive

And a thoughtful soul is apologising for being slow at uploading new pics as he's busy having them watermarked

That's about it for now

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Complaints about 100s of messages

Complaints about the weather

And Doris showing off her Foo

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deciding on an exciting trip to Sainsbury's or Tesco. What delights does a single dad cook for 3 kids this evening. Does this groundhog day ever stop ??

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Office radiator isn't hot enough so he's walking to Wickes

Someone needs a massage

Some guy wants ladie's thoughts on anal sex

Apparently this site is weird sometimes

A biker needs a dripping pussy to lick

Oh and some chap cut his hair

Darn someone tested positive

And a thoughtful soul is apologising for being slow at uploading new pics as he's busy having them watermarked

That's about it for now "

Your updates are more interesting than mine.. hope the guy had his thermals on walking to wickes!

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Drone flying, body shaming and someone trying to pimp out his ‘gf’ from a singles profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x

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If I’m honest I haven’t looked for a while and it hasn’t changed much that was the first time I’ve looked in a about a week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother looking at local updates. I am only interested in the friends updates to perv on their new pics or vids

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local TV wants cum and lots of it

A lady has had enough of dick pics

And some blokes had enough of lockdown

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Someone wants shaved van drivers

Chocolate or cocoa.. She's wants black!

Usual crap pictures which are either to dark or taken from a mirror!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Preg risk fun

Local dogging sites

Pregnant sexy women

Trades person messaged

Oh and cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men erecting scaffolding

Real women eating food

Too many messages being received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bother looking at local updates. I am only interested in the friends updates to perv on their new pics or vids

Her x"

Lol. Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling horny

Needs a suck

Anyone meeting ?

And lots of cock pics

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bloke looking for a 3some

Bloke wanting a bj or gloryhole

Bloke knowing hes gonna be horny all day tomorrow

Couple of new "webcam" veris

And my personal favourite.....

Bloke who's so desperate for a blow job right now he's considering broadening his horizons to attractive TVs.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Someone is having a cheeky car wank.

Someone wants someone to meet them at their hotel.

Cuckold seeking cuckoldess.

Someone looking for a filthy little slave.

Gagging to cum yada yada

And a lot of cock shots

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh and some 'webcam' and meet veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.

Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?! "

Nobody ever offered to clean my house though...

I would gladly accept their offer

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

People are cold and bored.

People fed up of snow.

Someone is about to be locked in a tiny cock cage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaints about 100s of messages

Complaints about the weather

And Doris showing off her Foo "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

Freezing

Wanting to meet

Horny and depressed

Freezing and not meeting

They were only joking when they said they wanted to meet

Chancers

Horny

Freezing

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone wants their cock sucked in a park tonight. It's maybe a tad cold for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.

Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash

Naked decorator available

A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit

Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging

Someone is getting stoned

One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!

Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 11/02/21 12:37:53]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decadent Devon is all tied up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some of the usual things:

Moaning

Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure

A few funny ones - I like them.

One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the usual things:

Moaning

Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure

A few funny ones - I like them.

One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV. "

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"Some of the usual things:

Moaning

Guy only available (in a couple) - go figure

A few funny ones - I like them.

One lady wants BBC - I guess there's nothing on ITV. "

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.

Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash

Naked decorator available

A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit

Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging

Someone is getting stoned

One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!

Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills

"

Wow it's all happening over your way! A home made glory hole made me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Let's not forget the people insinuating that they want a meet tonight, but not actually saying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy needs his balls emptying, one wants to destroy a pussy, one wants to smash something.

Another asking who's free and horny. Actually LOADS looking to meet. One offering cash

Naked decorator available

A fair few slagging off women or moaning that the site is shit

Men moaning about men looking at their profiles or messaging

Someone is getting stoned

One man seems astounded that he's spotted a female off here on a dating site!

Oh and there's a fella boasting that he's made a gloryhole and has immense sucking skills

Wow it's all happening over your way! A home made glory hole made me "

Indeed. I'm a lucky lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaints about 100s of messages

Complaints about the weather

And Doris showing off her Foo "

Is Doris's Foo looking good, lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Complaints about 100s of messages

Complaints about the weather

And Doris showing off her Foo

"

I’m waiting for the end of lockdown. I used to love your post-gangbang statuses

(My favourite being “my flaps are so far apart right now, I need permission from air traffic control to sit dow”)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Nothing new or overly exciting

Lots of statuses complaining about men

A few looking forward to some fun later (rule breakers!)

Some pic updates, extremely good pics too I will add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones neighbour has taken him a casserole and she's still there

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Many people are complaining about being bored, several are having a wank, a few people are ranting and judging by some of the pics most people have far better central heating in their homes than I do!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

From a quick glance

- it’s cold

- someone needs to be taught some manners

- anyone want a wank buddy

- cocks

- some more cocks

- ooh seems like someone also is unwell but test pending..... I hope it goes well for them.

It’s all.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks gloryholes and size queens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual - men complaining that women are fake/stuck up because nobody wants to fuck them, men saying they need draining, people saying they're bored "What to do?" etc. Plus...

A guy who claims to be "bulging" behind the counter at work and asks who else is.

A guy offering free coffee for women who flash him.

Tradies offering reasonable quotes for work.

A woman who clearly thinks Fab is a combination of Gumtree and the Yellow Pages.

Couples posting photos that look like they belong in a medical journal.

Gloryholes open.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Update on my previous one

Woman needs a cuddle

It's a lovely day until you go outside

Someone can't wait until Saturday!... Meet I think

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Same as you minus the men a lot of moaning going on haha x

If I’m honest I haven’t looked for a while and it hasn’t changed much that was the first time I’ve looked in a about a week... "

I never look either , only when this sort of thread pops up

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Someone's currently enjoying some used smelly knickers I have no words, it's obviously a man!! I can't see there being much call from us women for men's used undercrackers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone's currently enjoying some used smelly knickers I have no words, it's obviously a man!! I can't see there being much call from us women for men's used undercrackers "

I best take my y-fronts off eBay then.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I never look at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing exciting happening in my neck of the woods, I'm not as lucky to have any crackpots near me

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Someone's currently enjoying some used smelly knickers I have no words, it's obviously a man!! I can't see there being much call from us women for men's used undercrackers

I best take my y-fronts off eBay then. "

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I never look at them "

You do right! I only look if I'm REALLY bored and usually wish I hadn't after..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wishing everyone a happy thursday

Another saying they are bored and horny

Another apologising for the power cuts they'll cause while they play with toys on their day off.

Another asking for trainee cocksuckers.

Another saying their kink is preg-risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody spitting their dummy out as they've been away for a few days & no messages waiting for them so friends list bring decimated!... Oh dear

Somebody staying in Sheff this week would like younger to ride older cowboy style

A couple of tasteful b&w pics

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Ooh here’s one that I find confusing

-“Anyone About?” There’s a couple of those

I’m never really sure what response they hope for.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh here’s one that I find confusing

-“Anyone About?” There’s a couple of those

I’m never really sure what response they hope for.

V x "

Its a way of asking "does anyone want to meet?" Without actually saying " does anyone want to meet?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One who says if he's online he's ready to meet

Another who wants someone to join him in his hotel room on Wednesday

One who's bored of being bored

A man who's confused because he got invited round for a socially distanced drink.. and then blocked.

A dude having a wank

One who loves watching his load get swallowed and is looking for offers.

A fella who's very horny and game for anything

A lady who's praying to God covid doesn't take her husbands life.

Must be sickening for her seeing the other updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here. "

Porn fantasy jackanory

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone said "Please read our profile FFS"

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts


"Someone wishing everyone a happy thursday

Another saying they are bored and horny

Another apologising for the power cuts they'll cause while they play with toys on their day off.

Another asking for trainee cocksuckers.

Another saying their kink is preg-risk. "

I could tell you are local to me, with the preg risk kink status lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s cold

Someone with their knob out in the car ... he must have his heating on ‘coz there’s no icicles that I can see

Someone waiting with their door open ... for anyone

Someone blaming someone else for their horn problem lol

Someone announcing their smooth hole

A very lovely ladies bottom in red knickers

Couple needs a new mattress

Rimming

More sexy undies

a giant pierced cock

The list goes on and on lol

I left out all the “I’m bored” and FAFRN kinda stuff

Funny though ... never really looked at that before

xx

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Neighbour's mom dropped off a casserole, and she's still here. "

Can you ask about dumplings please? I’m partial to a dumpling.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Someone is being accused of being fake because it takes them longer than 3 mins to respond and someone else is dreaming about being their respiration being obstructed by compression.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Update...

Someone is willing to travel anywhere in the UK this week if you can accommodate or hotel.

Someone thinks the site has gone downhill this past year ( he's just not getting any basically)

Someone looking for naked horny kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One offering pussy licking Michelin style !

Another describes himself as bored erotic novelist offering to write a story.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"One offering pussy licking Michelin style !

Another describes himself as bored erotic novelist offering to write a story. "

Michelin style - they must be tyred.

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It’s cold

Someone with their knob out in the car ... he must have his heating on ‘coz there’s no icicles that I can see

Someone waiting with their door open ... for anyone

Someone blaming someone else for their horn problem lol

Someone announcing their smooth hole

A very lovely ladies bottom in red knickers

Couple needs a new mattress

Rimming

More sexy undies

a giant pierced cock

The list goes on and on lol

I left out all the “I’m bored” and FAFRN kinda stuff

Funny though ... never really looked at that before

xx"

Someone announcing their smooth hole PMSL, some of the updates leave me speechless.. some are amusing & some are just awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs. A lot of boobs.

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Latest update

Working

I want your wife to put me on a collar and lead and make me suck your cock......

You have no authority in here Laren , no authority at all!

Proper horny today. When will this lockdown end

Plus various new pics and people viewing my profile

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Latest updates

A 420 friendly is looking for supply

A chap is probably not going to re subscribe as the site is full of “glory whoars” and messers

And another is looking for spanking or fisting or both

Someone has made it back to Oxfordshire

It’s all happening in sunny Hampshire

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Someone looking for a pregnant lady to fuck today

Someone else wants a hug

How many other people have fucked up lockdown hair cuts. The poster apparently looks like a yeti

Lots of meet requests and complaints of being horny

A couple of guys leaving or going offline for a bit. One of them because the site is shit

And lastly a guy complaining that 80% of the woman on here wouldn’t get looked at twice in the real world and they are just looking for attention on here.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Boobs. A lot of boobs."

Swap you boobs for the cock pictures on mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's horny

Someone's not meeting and

Someone wants her profile read

Now heres Gary with the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs. A lot of boobs.

Swap you boobs for the cock pictures on mine?"

Hmmm... I'm good thanks but I can share the boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got someone complaining they are sick of fantasists & time wasters, one man asking for a golden shower, someone offering IT support at reasonable rates & someone asking for recommendations of where he can go dogging.

Along with lots of unsavory cock shots.. what's happenin round your way peeps?! "

You mean here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are funny and grim the things people put on their status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selection from my updates feed -

Hey guys new pic up please fab -

Bulk deleting messages guys -

So who shot Phil Mitchell again please -

Been soooo horny lately -

One of these is made up

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Bloody hell. You’d what of thought every chick in here was J Lo lol.

So what I’m noticing is there is a lot of how dare woman not choose me kinda posts going on

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

1 wants fucking in the snow

Another wants to fill up a pussy

And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"1 wants fucking in the snow

Another wants to fill up a pussy

And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x"

I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update to the update list

Someone has received 800 winks but doesn’t respond to winks

There is wine in the hot tub

We still don’t know who shot Phil Mitchell

And lockdown can ‘do one’ now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torn hamstrings.

burnt gums from cleaning teeth with peroxide.

A face wants sitting on and glazed me like a doughnut.

And generally lots of angry people with no social decorum.... good old derbyshire!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"1 wants fucking in the snow

Another wants to fill up a pussy

And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x

I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing "

Wouldn't mind how they did my cleaning long as it got done! Hate cleaning! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update ....

Someone is wandering round Manchester City centre with the horn ... I hope he’s got a scarf on it

The smooth bum hole is still on offer ... I’m guessing his knees might be hurting now though lol

Someone would like company tonight but only if you’re bringing food too

Someone wanting to meet a mature lady

Then someone saying it’s dead today

Wonder if it’s the same man ... maybe she was a bit tooooooo mature

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Not bloody much at all, I think Mansfield is in some what of a black hole in the fab world

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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One so damn busy he's not cum for days, another literally hanging out at work..cock on show, & a man's bumhole selfie attempt in a mirror!

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Not bloody much at all, I think Mansfield is in some what of a black hole in the fab world "

Move to Sheffield it's a hive of activity!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Christ I wish I’d not looked! seems like social distancing doesn’t apply to the men of Manchester. Willies and begging all over the place. Grim!!!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Ooooooh now there's a thought, only 30mins away as well I'll get on Zoopla now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooooh now there's a thought, only 30mins away as well I'll get on Zoopla now "

Wooooohooo more the merrier

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A couple asking what to do tonight.

A Man said he's dropped his wife off at work, now what to do?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Doriss is auditioning for her post lockdown Bukkake, something about a snorkel and being glazed like a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone still hasn’t found what they’re looking for...

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Latest edition

The office radiator is broken

A guy driving from Andover to Newbury would like to be offered a pit stop

The only thing that sucks right now is lockdown

A chap will probably be able to accommodate after lockdown as he should have his own place by then

TS wanted to finally fulfill a fantasy

Someone might heading into VR to relax

That's all for now folks

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Compaints about hundreds of messages, being message dic pics and to stop asking to meet now.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos."

But you watch his videos........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumble, far too much tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got one in the last 13hrs! And he wants a spooning bed buddy for cold the weather female sz 6-10 ... luckily it's warming up from now on I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tumbleuueed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/21 13:53:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all blank profiles and can't message due age range then again can't meet even if i did find some one local

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

There are two “women” on my local updates that join, post pics, update their status every hour and leave again about 24hrs later ad Infinitum. One is always talking about jogging and the other about being mightily filled.

Can’t block them because they come and go 4 times a week!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos.

But you watch his videos........ "

I do then i always question why buti find them hilarious if i am honest.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"A guy near me gets all sorts inserted up his arse leaving me gobsmacked each time i watch his videos.

But you watch his videos........

I do then i always question why buti find them hilarious if i am honest."

As lockdown hobbies go, it’s not the worst

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Absolutely sweet fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone looking for a decorator

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Bisexual single Mom just joined, no pics yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone looking for a decorator "

It's like Check A Trade on here at times. There was a local lady last Summer asking for different tradesmen daily. Must've gotten her entire gaff renovated via Fab

Funny enough, my most recent Local Update is a fella advertising naked decorator services. He's keen to work! He pops the same status up every few hours.

Another fella is advertising that he's Covid free and looking to meet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So women looking for services and men looking for sex.

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone looking for a decorator

It's like Check A Trade on here at times. There was a local lady last Summer asking for different tradesmen daily. Must've gotten her entire gaff renovated via Fab

Funny enough, my most recent Local Update is a fella advertising naked decorator services. He's keen to work! He pops the same status up every few hours.

Another fella is advertising that he's Covid free and looking to meet tonight

"

Haha it is like check a trade sometimes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we all have had a lot of it recently but there are a lot of statuses say they have good “snow”

Even in the summer????

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone's "looking for commercial storage space in the Midlands, need storage space asap"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is looking for a personal trainer...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Can accomm

Anyone playing?

Does anyone meet on here?

Kik?

It's the weekend!

That's about it really. Not very original or creative (or verbose) around these parts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Someone wanting someone to get at him

One looking for naurty fun

One logging off for the night by the looks of it as there's no point trying to find a fuck on here tonight

A chap doesn't know why, but he really fancies a cheeky car meet right now

A fella asking if there are any Gornal sluts around

Man wanks at work again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love reading the updates and find it unbelievable how many meets are advertised via the status!

Someone looking for a blow and go

Someone wants their cock sucked in London, his balls are full to burst

A guy asking what he can do for you?? There's nothing he has not done 

He's Free at home today n tomorrow anyone available

Someone asking anyone to turn up, get cock out get sucked then leave its as simple as that

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone said "No ugly Men, too many on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady says "has a aching pussy"

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

There’s a keeper who says he’s been abused by someone who looks like a rat and that blocked him before he could offer a response... shocker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly people looking to buy drugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asking for a snowman number, because she is new to the area.

Pussy close ups and a couple who have bulk deleted their messages.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A lady says "has a aching pussy" "

Has she seen a doctor?

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Someone wants to blow his little lotto win on sex, drugs & rock n roll.

Someone wants a mature woman within the next hour.

Someone is dying to be balls deep.

Other than some stomach turning pics that's about as exciting as it gets today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with decorating another person talking about it haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What is it with decorating another person talking about it haha "

It's that time of year, we just had the bathroom done

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times

One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.

One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am

A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.

A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.

Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times

One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.

One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am

A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.

A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.

Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.

"

It's good that he's regular, must eat plenty of fibre

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"A man who's always looking for safe nsf and mmmmm he likes to cum a few times

One who doesn't think you can beat a warm sloppy bj on these cold days.

One who was tired, bored and horny at 4am

A TS who claims to be Fabs most popular milf slut . She says she has big tits and a smooth pussy that loves cock. She also loves to empty a full set of balls and wants lads with hairy arses jump the que.

A dude claiming he has whores in different area codes.

Someone letting everyone know he's 8" and regular and wonders if anyone is tempted.

It's good that he's regular, must eat plenty of fibre "

I'm wondering how he measures each one to know they're all a uniform size. Like the play-doh barber shop but out the bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like NW couples got cameras for Christmas and have just worked out how to use them. Sadly the zoom function has been over used.

Usual drug requests and fab my pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got several men moaning about 'fakes' and women's or couples profiles which actually belong to single men and a guy offering laptop discounts for women with nice boobs. One guy is asking if any women knkw how to actually suck a cock because all the blow jobs he's had have been shit and lots of people moaning about how cold it is

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Doriss has posted a video entitled “flap clapping”, I dare not look.....

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"Doriss has posted a video entitled “flap clapping”, I dare not look....."

just look through a squinted eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

"

Take eye bleach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

Take eye bleach!"

How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

Take eye bleach!

How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine "

Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)

It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing today worth bringing here. Sea of dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

Take eye bleach!

How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine

Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)

It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.

"

Ohh this has been a revelation lol!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Oh i never noticed local updates.. I'll have to go look for them

Take eye bleach!

How do I see other local updates, if i don't like mine

Oooooo, go to ALL updates (just under local if you're on your phone)

It's given me hours of "fun" putting "covid cunt" private notes on profiles.

Ohh this has been a revelation lol! "

Be warned though, your faith in humanity will get sucked out of you. I genuinely mean that

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A few people wanting to meet.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Just got loads of tit pics

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Quite a few couples asking what's happening tonight and what to get up to?

Someone said it's cold.

Someone's doing DIY.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Feeling horny is prevalent for the majority.

Surely “someone” wants a cock in their mouth?!?

Someone is hooked on a feeling. Better than being hooked on the back of the bedroom door I guess.

Lockdown idiots have taken to Fab like flies around a fresh turd.

Hotel booked if you want to pop by.

Someone is super hot today despite BBC weather telling me it’s -2° right now

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A guy wants to chat to a couple who are both interested in cock

Another is expecting his jab soon and he'll be able to start jabbing again

A chap is looking for mature pussy to lick all day

Lockdowns are frustrating

Can accommodate, wink or say hi if you'd like to feel his glove

He's got his own place , has an online sex chop , the 420 master and yet can't get company

He wish he could hold his lady

He's not new ... he took a break

And a chap waxed his own balls and cock and did a good job of it !

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I have some who regularly boasts about giving her hubby more than the guided dose of sleeping pills. She’s been reported by myself and others but is still active. It’s attempted manslaughter or dare I say it murder as far as I’m concerned knowingly giving someone an overdose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have some who regularly boasts about giving her hubby more than the guided dose of sleeping pills. She’s been reported by myself and others but is still active. It’s attempted manslaughter or dare I say it murder as far as I’m concerned knowingly giving someone an overdose."

jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple moaning about theres to many men on here.

A woman saying shes better than the average female fabber.

A man offering cash for sex

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By *igDickSwansMan
over a year ago

Swansea City Centre

Doris shaving her foo has had me in stiches haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People asking what’s happening tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ?"

Bet she's just run out of petrol and stranded at the side of the road. Silly women

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"People asking what’s happening tonight "

It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone’s looking for someone to fill her up ... food, drink or something else ?

Bet she's just run out of petrol and stranded at the side of the road. Silly women "

Lmao didn’t think of that scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People asking what’s happening tonight

It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer? "

I know right!?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"People asking what’s happening tonight

It seems loads are asking that! Do they not know it's the final of The Masked Singer? "

I know! Fools eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing going on in mine - they're all with their partners and kids on a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pretty responsible.. All saying they are bored but not meeting.. But dear lord, there is a lot of dick in it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone said "You people on here make me laugh"

Well, who doesn't like a giggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There appears to be a drought of young bi guys in the NW. They are required urgently by two different couples. Spread the word

In other news, a single female 'no limits risk taker' has joined. Naturally, limited to 18-25, won't do anal, safe sex only and worried about meeting currently. Crazy girl

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By *issVanilla OP   Woman
over a year ago

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V day updates from round my way...

Man not looking forward to spending the morning sat at Halfords.

Man looking for a wireless charger.

Man ££££££

Man throbbing 8" full to the brim.

Man having a solo kitchen party.

Man asking where to nip for an outside wank.

Anyone is up for a 69 he's got 6 days worth of cum I'm thirty too. (?!)

Woman is soaking wet again.

^ ^ ^ ^

(She also put this yesterday - maybe she's incontinent or just having night sweats?)

Happy V day you fabulous people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 wants fucking in the snow

Another wants to fill up a pussy

And 1 wants to offer naked cleaning /DIY x

I once had a guy to come over and do naked cleaning (he wanted to be naked) and then when he got here he refused. He was hoping I’d change my mind and take him on as a sex partner instead. Very disappointing

Wouldn't mind how they did my cleaning long as it got done! Hate cleaning! X"

Check out the bi guy on our local thread who does naked cleaning - maybe once Covid is over he will travel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is spending Valentines alone first time for years

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Comedy gold they really are. My favourites are single women treating Fab like Gumtree or Yellow Pages. Lol.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Just in from a single "Lady".

How I wish I was spending Valentine’s Day. Who’s gonna send me some spank bank material? Having a lay in and a bit of a flick x

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I thought it went against forum rules to “nit pick” from people’s forums?

Surely everyone else on here is or has been serving a time out like I’ve had to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual

Who want to suck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone’s on their night shift

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Someone is looking for rebels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have been nice and o see the poem on our mf account show up :p

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone is really busy and going to get round to answering messages later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of profiles are leaving.

A woman met a man t'other day, and he requested to be treated like a slave/dog outside.

Another reckons there's a few weirdos on here.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

New people

Lots of dick pics

Bored and wanting to meet

A few have viewed my profile

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

The latest

Is it too early to start tossing ?

A chap can accommodate, RU looking ?

He's only had 90 minutes sleep with a long day ahead ...

A guy has a new online sex chop and looking to send samples .

Another wants to meet a heavy squirter

He's looking for social distance play

Who's around for a cuppa ?

He's thinking of giving fab a break due to the lack of action

That's all folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC Wednesday

Steak & Blowjob day

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone's looking for a bathroom fitter

(There must be some on here?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has a free house

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