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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There once was a man with a beard.

Who liked his girls partially "sheared"

There was one girl called Mary

Who didn't like hairy...

but she ch*ked on his beard as she'd feared.

Go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman from Ealing,

She professed to have no sexual feeling,

Until a lady named Doris,

Touched her clitoris,

She had to be peeled from the ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a Lumber called Jack

Who wanted some limericks back

I replied to his thread

But it went to his head

And he now has what other men lack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There once was a Lumber called Jack

Who wanted some limericks back

I replied to his thread

But it went to his head

And he now has what other men lack"

Completely gone to my head now

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There once was a woman from Leeds

Who swallowed her fab buddy’s seed

Her veris were old

Her bed was now cold

Can lockdown just fuck off and leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a young man from China

Who wasn't a very good climber

He slipped off a rock

Fell onto his cock

And now he's left with a vagina.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

There was a young man from Nantuket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped his chin

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now you may think that I'm another one...

and that I'm only here for kinky fun...

Now right you would be

Whilst you're over my knee

And I'll slap your ass 'til I'm done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a woman from Ealing,

She professed to have no sexual feeling,

Until a lady named Doris,

Touched her clitoris,

She had to be peeled from the ceiling!"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Dr O'Dell fell down a well and broke his collar bone.

Doctors should attend the sick and leave the well alone.

Spike Milligan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a sexy lady called Doriss

Who kicked butt like a female chuck Norris

I fancy her like mad

But I'm now feeling bad

Because the only rhyme I can think of is Boris!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There once was a madman from Bristol

With a cock that shot out like a pistol

He tried keeping it down

When out in the town

But it stood proud

Like the Ko-i-noor crystal!

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