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If you were a zoo keeper which animals would you look after.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d be in charge of the bird house.

It’s lovely and warm, you’ve got the sounds of birdsong all day and they are beautiful to look at.

I’d want a wide brimmed hat as PPE though in case of aerial bombardment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in with the Lemurs! Delightful bouncy things. Can't have enough Lemur in your life.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm in with the Lemurs! Delightful bouncy things. Can't have enough Lemur in your life."

You could put them down your top to keep you warm too.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Any of the great apes - chimps, orangutans, gorillas etc

Find them fascinating to watch, can relate to them as our closest genetic cousins and there's a level of interaction too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they're in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otters . I found them hilarious. It would be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not the lions!

I am too much like Jim from Friday Night Dinner when he jumps with fear at his dogs (Wilson & Milson)

I would like the giraffes, they are beautiful, graceful, elegant animals.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raccoons

I want a raccoon

I love their little hands and cheeky faces

If you've never seen a raccoon eating grapes, you've never lived

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By *ildb3rryWoman
over a year ago

Ratoath

Love the big cats and tigers, used to be a tour guide in the zoo teaching little kids classes and stuff about animals, I loved it. We had amur leopards, tigers and lynx and a few really unusual animals too. Love that you can teach them about the environment and conservation as well as all about the animals. Really love birds of prey too

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I would like to say Penguins especially Rock hoppers but the fish they eat are an issue for me

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"The big cats "

What about little ones that purrrrr x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Any of the great apes - chimps, orangutans, gorillas etc

Find them fascinating to watch, can relate to them as our closest genetic cousins and there's a level of interaction too"

True but I’m not too sure about mucking out.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"But they're in prison "

This is a nice lovely zoo where they wish to be.

It’s like the open prisons of zoos.

And they don’t get eaten by Lions.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Otters . I found them hilarious. It would be fun. "

I went for an Indian meal last night. I had a chicken tarka it’s like a chicken tikka only a little otter.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The big cats "

Definitely no. They shit in people’s gardens.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Definitely not the lions!

I am too much like Jim from Friday Night Dinner when he jumps with fear at his dogs (Wilson & Milson)

I would like the giraffes, they are beautiful, graceful, elegant animals.

Her x"

A nice bit of squirrel then.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Raccoons

I want a raccoon

I love their little hands and cheeky faces

If you've never seen a raccoon eating grapes, you've never lived "

Haha they are rascals aren’t they. And don’t forget they save the galaxy.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Love the big cats and tigers, used to be a tour guide in the zoo teaching little kids classes and stuff about animals, I loved it. We had amur leopards, tigers and lynx and a few really unusual animals too. Love that you can teach them about the environment and conservation as well as all about the animals. Really love birds of prey too "

Sounds a great job. I see they want to reintroduce the Lynx to the uk to control deer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wolves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None as i hate zoos.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would like to say Penguins especially Rock hoppers but the fish they eat are an issue for me"

Smile and wave boys smile and wave.

I love penguins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pygmy Goats - cheeky, naughty little animals that will cheer me up and will give me some exercise chasing around after them.

And a Unicorn - people will pay a lot to come and see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The big cats

What about little ones that purrrrr x"

Oooo yes those too the ones you can stroke and sit on your lap x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The big cats

What about little ones that purrrrr x"

Do you have one

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The wolves "

I prefer the Villa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the big cats and tigers, used to be a tour guide in the zoo teaching little kids classes and stuff about animals, I loved it. We had amur leopards, tigers and lynx and a few really unusual animals too. Love that you can teach them about the environment and conservation as well as all about the animals. Really love birds of prey too

Sounds a great job. I see they want to reintroduce the Lynx to the uk to control deer. "

Hmm I wonder which one. The one we have in my native country usually lives in a mountain region.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"None as i hate zoos."

Flights of fancy too.

Are there any animals that you’d like to look after instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats any size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Any of the great apes - chimps, orangutans, gorillas etc

Find them fascinating to watch, can relate to them as our closest genetic cousins and there's a level of interaction too

True but I’m not too sure about mucking out. "

Mucking out applies to all animals though and I'd rather do chimp poop than elephants!!

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

Pandas!! I would be the happiest person ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take care of the fish and related things, please!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Pygmy Goats - cheeky, naughty little animals that will cheer me up and will give me some exercise chasing around after them.

And a Unicorn - people will pay a lot to come and see it."

Goats are great little devils aren’t they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But sometimes it seems like I have a zoo already - 2 cats and a dog that all like me, me, me time on their own with me and are all competitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they're in prison "

I’m with you, I’d work in a safari park though

Maybe with the giraffe

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Elephants "

You’ll need a wheel barrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed my mind. I just read that otters have very stinky poop

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Any of the great apes - chimps, orangutans, gorillas etc

Find them fascinating to watch, can relate to them as our closest genetic cousins and there's a level of interaction too

True but I’m not too sure about mucking out.

Mucking out applies to all animals though and I'd rather do chimp poop than elephants!! "

I’m not sure about that. But at least the chimps will throw it out.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'll take care of the fish and related things, please!"

Good call. Relaxing.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"But they're in prison

I’m with you, I’d work in a safari park though

Maybe with the giraffe"

Oh they are great aren’t they. A little necky but I like them.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Pandas!! I would be the happiest person ever!! "

Have you seen the video of them playing in the snow.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Fish, butterflies and reptiles.... easy to look after, fascinating to watch and tiny poop

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Oooh tough choice as I love all animals! Red pandas I think closely followed by naughty otters

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

As 2 be reptiles

Cold hearted killers sit and wait 4 there pray strike and kill silent assisins..just like me .lol .

Only joking fascinating creatures x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fish, butterflies and reptiles.... easy to look after, fascinating to watch and tiny poop "

I can watch fish for hours. I wouldn’t get any work done.

Much like fab.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Definitely sloths by the time they ate there food it would be time to put them to bed..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oooh tough choice as I love all animals! Red pandas I think closely followed by naughty otters"

Be careful with the otters.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"As 2 be reptiles

Cold hearted killers sit and wait 4 there pray strike and kill silent assisins..just like me .lol .

Only joking fascinating creatures x "

I love geckos

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Definitely sloths by the time they ate there food it would be time to put them to bed.."

Wise. I bet they play chess.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would let the all out, as I shouted "Run my beauties;run wild, run free!".

As they disappeared into the distance I would cup my hands to my mouth and scream "Don't eat anyone!!"

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I would let the all out, as I shouted "Run my beauties;run wild, run free!".

As they disappeared into the distance I would cup my hands to my mouth and scream "Don't eat anyone!!""

I think the fish are going to struggle with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be in charge of the bird house.

It’s lovely and warm, you’ve got the sounds of birdsong all day and they are beautiful to look at.

I’d want a wide brimmed hat as PPE though in case of aerial bombardment. "

Monkeys...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Otters . I found them hilarious. It would be fun. "

If you like otters take a look at Colchester Zoo's Twitter feed for video of their litter of 6 otter pups

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’d be in charge of the bird house.

It’s lovely and warm, you’ve got the sounds of birdsong all day and they are beautiful to look at.

I’d want a wide brimmed hat as PPE though in case of aerial bombardment.

Monkeys... "

Cheeky ones?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

the pandas look fun

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Monkeys or the big cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they're in prison

I’m with you, I’d work in a safari park though

Maybe with the giraffe

Oh they are great aren’t they. A little necky but I like them. "

When I was in France on holiday many years ago we took our young daughter to the zoo in Palmyre. As we approached the giraffe enclosure one of them by the fence reached over and took a baguette out of a picnic basket that a French Dad was holding. It then disappeared, munching as it went. It was such a slapstick moment that the crowd started clapping and laughing and the poor Dad stood there not knowing what to do.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would after the sloths I absolutely adore their little happy upside down faces, they always seem to look so happy and content (love

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Fish, butterflies and reptiles.... easy to look after, fascinating to watch and tiny poop

I can watch fish for hours. I wouldn’t get any work done.

Much like fab. "

Uv never seen a 18 foot Burmese python shit then lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The monkeys. Love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they're in prison

I’m with you, I’d work in a safari park though

Maybe with the giraffe

Oh they are great aren’t they. A little necky but I like them. "

They have blue tongues!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I worked for a summer looking after birds in a small zoo. Took ages in the morning chopping up their fruit and the others would eat minging blocks of fish. They were also very indifferent to their keepers.

I would probably look after something a little friendlier. The wallaby’s were fun.

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Bats

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The meerkats, a local zoo where I used to live had a colony of them and the were so cute, they used to do feeding sessions with them where you could go in with them

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Red pandas or cheetahs for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red pandas or cheetahs for me. "

I'll help

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Red pandas or cheetahs for me. "

Pandas red or otherwise are a popular choice.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Red pandas or cheetahs for me.

Pandas red or otherwise are a popular choice. "

Do I get the job lol

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By *hapters3-4Man
over a year ago

ipswich

Penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll look after the dik-diks.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Can’t I do all of them? If not then giraffes and monkeys

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'll look after the dik-diks. "

You can mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mongooses, or is it Mongeese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pandas are my favourites or big cats...

or capabya just because they are like big guinea pigs.

Or the donkeys and goats because Sir is mean and won't let me have either.

Fluff it, I'd be happy with most animals just not insects or reptiles with exception being Tortoises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be in charge of the bird house.

It’s lovely and warm, you’ve got the sounds of birdsong all day and they are beautiful to look at.

I’d want a wide brimmed hat as PPE though in case of aerial bombardment.

Monkeys...

Cheeky ones? "

Yes!!!they are as cheeky as myself,love them...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can I be the tiger King?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd look after the bats. Sure, they're a bit stinky and they do that flappy flappy shit that lots of people seem to dislike, but there's nothing quite so cute as a fruit bat eating some banana

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I would not be a very good zoo keeper...I'd end up freeing all the animals!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.

Stick me in charge of the tapir and capybaras

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Most definitely the wolves they have the most mysterious eyes.. Possibly thinking of eating me but still great eyes

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

I had an extraordinary experience day and got to feed lots of different animals and have a private tour, big cats are a favourite.. weird fact tiger's don't smell of anything! Lions smell like cat pee and ferrets with a horrific oily smell. Lol Also..

Rhinos are basically giant cow puppies and like their butts scratched

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk


"I would like to say Penguins especially Rock hoppers but the fish they eat are an issue for me

Smile and wave boys smile and wave.

I love penguins. "

I love Rock hopper penguins best they look evil and cute at the same time haha forgot about the penguins in Madagascar

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Something easy like a stick insect or a chinchilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins.

Obvs

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Tigers. I hear there are openings on netflix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chimpanzees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If not the birds then something like bats or insects. I think ant society is pretty cool

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Meerkats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big cats, Jaguars or leopards or maybe wolves.

Hard choices as I like all animals but better to see them in their natural habitat.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to look after either the large cats (lions, tigers) or gorillas! Think of I could do it all over again, I’d have become a vet, that said, I’d find the euthanasia part to difficult to handle.

So maybe a zoo keeper should have been the choice? Knowing my luck, I’d have been stuck shoveling pig sh**!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ring-tailed lemurs or marmots.

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By *ice and PeasCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Capybaras (big guinea pig things)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one eyed trouser snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beavers I would spend all take touching and stroking them, maybe feed them root vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d look after the meerkats cause they look out for each other and I think that’s an important quality to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bebe Pandas, pretty much like what I do already but Bebe Pandas are way cuter than small humans

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Baby penguins. They’re so cute

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Pandas, because they are such a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Koalas for me

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

I would like to chill out with the Sloths.

And have a Honey Badger to guard the door so we never got disturbed.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Penguins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oscillots: to keep at home so I can keep d*unk people out of my front garden ... cute but viscous little ba$tards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tucans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Otters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spiders or the ants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion, need a physical challenge, feel like a slob during lockdown

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