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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do you ever read some posts where someone is explaining something that has happened to them, and you think to yourself, what complete horse shit?

Sometimes they are quite good as you can have a humorous discussion.

I do wonder though if the OP thinks people believe the tale lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The art of telling a tall story is to never let the facts get in the way of entertainment

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The art of telling a tall story is to never let the facts get in the way of entertainment "

That is very true. It also helps not to get caught out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some yes...but who are we to judge?

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

It helps if they can be consistent for more than 2 posts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking.

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking. "

Ah that's different though. It is a dedicated room for fantasies. A lot of those are very good as well

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking.

Ah that's different though. It is a dedicated room for fantasies. A lot of those are very good as well"

Oh the fantasies are great, but there are some tall tales on there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on sites like this to some people bullshitting is a full time occupation I think..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"on sites like this to some people bullshitting is a full time occupation I think.."

I resemble that remark!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"on sites like this to some people bullshitting is a full time occupation I think.."

I imagine it's a lifestyle for some, wherever they are.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

OMG OMG I just ha sex with Vin disel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it depends on whether they are tall stories. I've heard some pretty bizarre things from people that I do believe. Maybe its the truth. If we weren't there then we can't really be definite.

Of course without examples given its hard to answer really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this is a good one down the pub if I get a little sozzled my mouth can run away with me I have let slip I swing but no one believes me lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do you ever read some posts where someone is explaining something that has happened to them, and you think to yourself, what complete horse shit?

Sometimes they are quite good as you can have a humorous discussion.

I do wonder though if the OP thinks people believe the tale lol "
frequently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like me Ryan

You just wanted to start a thread with the word 'tall' in it didn't ya ?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

mostly what ya having for your tea... and on school nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often find my 'tall story' detector works very much in tandem with my 'fake profile', 'pure fantasist/never ever gonna be brave enough to meet', '10 yr out of date pic' and 'not at all subtle look at me/us thread' detectors.

It's highly likely that one or more alarm bells on said detectors goes off simultaneously!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have been working on the 5th floor of a 10 storey block of apartments.

Is that a medium story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the best fantasies are ones which have a basis in truth but with the writers license to embellish - it could have / might happen. You have to take it that anything in the stories / fantasy section could either be true or

"slightly embellished". That's part of the fun in reading them.

I have to say from experience that sometimes, the truth is WAY wilder than some of the fantasies I have read on here

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You're like me Ryan

You just wanted to start a thread with the word 'tall' in it didn't ya ? "

Haha I'm starting to get a complex

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"OMG OMG I just ha sex with Vin disel "

Can't win em all

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton


"OMG OMG I just ha sex with Vin disel "

yep we watched you.

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"Have been working on the 5th floor of a 10 storey block of apartments.

Is that a medium story "

Working on they 10 floor of a 5 storey block of flats would be a tall story

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here


"Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking. "
oh yes

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Two dwarves walked into a bar......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking. oh yes "

Thanks a fucking bunch!!!

Next thing you'll be saying is there's no santa - and that Marky Mark doesn't really have a dope smoking, hooker shagging, talking bear?????

Eh???? Think of the kids guys - think of the kids!!!! Leave them some hope - pleeeeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee!!!

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Two dwarves walked into a bar......"

Are you referring to Bussy and I again ? Grrr

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"Two dwarves walked into a bar......

Are you referring to Bussy and I again ? Grrr"

No....my comments on you two can be found on the 'short stories' thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh this is a good one down the pub if I get a little sozzled my mouth can run away with me I have let slip I swing but no one believes me lol x"

I once told my boss on one Monday morning, after her asking if I'd had a good weekend, that I'd been ravished by 3 gorgeous hunky black men.

She said 'I see you've been doing a lot of sleeping this weekend then'. Good job she didn't see the bruise on my bottom from scraping it against the tiling around the pool at a BMFC party

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Two dwarves walked into a bar......

Are you referring to Bussy and I again ? Grrr

No....my comments on you two can be found on the 'short stories' thread...

"

Lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I posted a true story (in the stories and fantasy forum) about a massage on a cruise ship with a happy ending......do I care if anyone thinks I'm telling porkies? Not particularly, unless it was someone who knew me personally as I expect them to realise I don't tell big fibs (of course your bum doesn't look big in that)

Right-oh, must be going, I'm opening the Olympics in a few minutes - honest!

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?"

Apparently not......

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

Apparently not...... "

Double bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at the stories forums some time. I reckon a couple of them are definitely wishful thinking.

Ah that's different though. It is a dedicated room for fantasies. A lot of those are very good as well

Oh the fantasies are great, but there are some tall tales on there too."

so very true

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I remember a girl in an old documentary telling how she'd slept with Jimi Hendrix.

followed by:

"Well, he said he was Jimi Hendrix..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

Apparently not......

Double bugger"

Do they sell those on ann summers?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

Apparently not......

Double bugger

Do they sell those on ann summers? "

I think they do. Will you model them for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever read some posts where someone is explaining something that has happened to them, and you think to yourself, what complete horse shit?

Sometimes they are quite good as you can have a humorous discussion.

I do wonder though if the OP thinks people believe the tale lol "

You wait till someone puts up a what sort of car you have or where are you going on holiday. You will get enough to grow tome prize winning roses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

Apparently not......

Double bugger

Do they sell those on ann summers?

I think they do. Will you model them for me?"

You and Bussy take an end each. I'll squirt lube at you from a distance.... and take pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one was that old guy recently who said he used to be a gigolo

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Which actually gets me on to why I engineered this thread ( good description huh?) in the 1st place

Shall we talk about my unfeasibly large penis?

Apparently not......

Double bugger

Do they sell those on ann summers?

I think they do. Will you model them for me?

You and Bussy take an end each. I'll squirt lube at you from a distance.... and take pics...."

It will have to be for cookies

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Sometimes I say "Thats nice" in a Mrs Brown voice, aka "f**k orrrfffffffff" :

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