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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need a idea to orgasm intensely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't have a wank for a month.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Want a pic of my hairy foof?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want a pic of my hairy foof? "
defo please send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a pic of my hairy foof? "

Bumholes are better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't have a wank for a month. "
cant go a day lol

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Want a pic of my hairy foof? "

I read that as foot....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Celery.

"

do what lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Want a pic of my hairy foof?

Bumholes are better"

Now, we already had that conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"
why comment

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Celery.

do what lol"

With cheese

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Want a pic of my hairy foof?

I read that as foot.... "

My bloody phone autocorrected it to foot 3 times before it gave up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celery.

do what lol

With cheese "

And a pinch of sea salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted! "

Yeah.

Like celery porn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celery.

do what lol"

We talked about this yesterday Andre, you said you were going to try netflix. Watch a crime drama or something. You'll wear it out you know. You only get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look at my pics according to a about 10 messages to day people can’t make it past the first page without cumming yip fabs been a odd day for messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at my pics according to a about 10 messages to day people can’t make it past the first page without cumming yip fabs been a odd day for messages "

Tbf that duvet cover half way down page one is pretty fucking sexy. I nearly wet my pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a look at my pics according to a about 10 messages to day people can’t make it past the first page without cumming yip fabs been a odd day for messages "
ok challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try chocolate."

Chocolate and celery?

You kinky sod!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Try chocolate."

I eat loads of chocolate and don't cum.

I get fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a pic of my hairy foof?

I read that as foot.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted!

Yeah.

Like celery porn!"

I'll check it out n see how I go, for my next wank

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By *hitebloodcellMan
over a year ago

London


"Want a pic of my hairy foof? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Want a pic of my hairy foof?

Yes please"

was decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at my pics according to a about 10 messages to day people can’t make it past the first page without cumming yip fabs been a odd day for messages

Tbf that duvet cover half way down page one is pretty fucking sexy. I nearly wet my pants. "

Well thanks lol

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Try chocolate.

I eat loads of chocolate and don't cum.

I get fat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at my pics according to a about 10 messages to day people can’t make it past the first page without cumming yip fabs been a odd day for messages ok challenge accepted "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted!

Yeah.

Like celery porn!

I'll check it out n see how I go, for my next wank "

Actually, don't.

I just did. Definitely don't include 'parsnip' with 'celery and 'porn' in the search bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Search chocolate .

Bet you'll find something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try just your imagination

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You spunked yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet?"
not yet can u help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spunked yet?"

Well thats killed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sauce for his celery .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?"

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted!

Yeah.

Like celery porn!

I'll check it out n see how I go, for my next wank

Actually, don't.

I just did. Definitely don't include 'parsnip' with 'celery and 'porn' in the search bar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men need intervention to be able to cum? If I need to, it takes me 2 minutes max to sort meself out... Just me... No help to find something to get me off... Type sumin filthy into Google, videos tab... Sorted!

Yeah.

Like celery porn!

I'll check it out n see how I go, for my next wank

Actually, don't.

I just did. Definitely don't include 'parsnip' with 'celery and 'porn' in the search bar

"

Just dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare"

thought u could help with a pic or something lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol "

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out "

your on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just changed my avatar OP.

If you aint spurting gallons over that, you are a lost cause

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out "

or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spunked yet?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol"

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? "

worth a try

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? worth a try"

There's no vagina in there anyway. Mine's shy, like a badger...... Got sharp claws and teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? worth a try

There's no vagina in there anyway. Mine's shy, like a badger...... Got sharp claws and teeth "

Smells a bit musty and gives TB to cattle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? worth a try

There's no vagina in there anyway. Mine's shy, like a badger...... Got sharp claws and teeth "

would still stick it in tho

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? worth a try

There's no vagina in there anyway. Mine's shy, like a badger...... Got sharp claws and teeth

Smells a bit musty and gives TB to cattle? "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"You spunked yet? not yet can u help?

I've got T-rex arms not Mr. Tickle ones. Be a logistical nightmare thought u could help with a pic or something lol

Got loads on my profile, knock yerself out or how about 10 min access to friends only pics as a lock down treat lol

What's that thing computer says in Little Britain? worth a try

There's no vagina in there anyway. Mine's shy, like a badger...... Got sharp claws and teeth

Smells a bit musty and gives TB to cattle? "

More skunk niff than badger I reckon

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