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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So we all know it’s

.. absolutely freezing ! ...

Ladies come have a cuddle and warm in here

Send someone a positive comment .. let them know you fancy them .. fab a pic .. send a message or even a wink .....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I could definitely do with warming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could definitely do with warming up "

Could mail some matches my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on baby light my fire...;-)

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Need a big spoon to cuddle up too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I need warming please

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Sat under my electric blanket I'm toasty as

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Open your legs Op

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I need warming please

My chest any use to you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To start with for a bouncy warm up.

https://youtu.be/mbj1RFaoyLk

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Need warming up!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need warming please

My chest any use to you? Xx"

Are you human radiator like?

Hang on.... you were meant to come snuggle with me and Lu and never showed up!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I could definitely do with warming up

Could mail some matches my friend

It's always good to get to know people

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Need warming up! "

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I could do with a good spooning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could definitely do with warming up

Could mail some matches my friend

It's always good to get to know people "

Lol then this is the place ..

.. nice one pal

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sat under my electric blanket I'm toasty as

Mine is a under blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brrrrrr it’s cold here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with a good spooning

Back up slightly

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I need warming please

My chest any use to you? Xx

Are you human radiator like?

Hang on.... you were meant to come snuggle with me and Lu and never showed up!

Social distancing and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldn't mind being warmed up alittle

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Sat under my electric blanket I'm toasty as

Mine is a under blanket

Perfect combination then

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Need warming up! "

Put some clothes on then

I kid... Budge up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sooooooo hot, a combo of meno and a thermostat set on feckin’ Barbados...!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need warming please

My chest any use to you? Xx

Are you human radiator like?

Hang on.... you were meant to come snuggle with me and Lu and never showed up!

Social distancing and all that

Ppppfffftttt I say.

This pandemic is a bloody good excuse to get a woman's hopes up and dash them I reckon!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Also taking applications for big spoon though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh would love a warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked for matches?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I could do with a good spooning

Back up slightly

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hop in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also taking applications for big spoon though

Applied

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sat under my electric blanket I'm toasty as

Mine is a under blanket

Perfect combination then

Good point, get that butt over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do with a good spooning

Back up slightly

hop in

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Also taking applications for big spoon though

Applied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, snuggly cuddles, yes please

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in? "

Yh the ladies can with me

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Sat under my electric blanket I'm toasty as

Mine is a under blanket

Perfect combination then

Good point, get that butt over here

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so cold!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Ooh, snuggly cuddles, yes please

My arms are open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in? "

Sharing a duvet with one person is a struggle, not doing it with 27 !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m so cold!

I can help with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long got home from a food shop. It's absolutely FREEZING out there. Stiff nips!

Fabbed a few hot pics on here to warm my cockles

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

Yh the ladies can with me

Fair enough I’ll be off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m so cold!

And yet your gallery tells us you’re exceptionally hot.......curious.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

Yh the ladies can with me

Fair enough I’ll be off

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jump in lol there room in front of me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

Yh the ladies can with me

Fair enough I’ll be off

jump in lol there room in front of me

Perfect! Jumping in front now! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not long got home from a food shop. It's absolutely FREEZING out there. Stiff nips!

Fabbed a few hot pics on here to warm my cockles

Cockles warm yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bursts in singing "Baby its cold outside"... the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthew's version

Her x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bursts in singing "Baby its cold outside"... the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthew's version

Her x"

I love that version

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Brrrrrr it’s cold here x"

Care to hug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bursts in singing "Baby its cold outside"... the Tom Jones and Cerys Matthew's version

Her x

I love that version

Me too, I am singing it now... join in

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a warming cuddle please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol heating on at max infact it’s to warm in here may just have to strute around in lingerie lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

Yh the ladies can with me

Fair enough I’ll be off

Come here you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Can’t we just get one big bed and one big duvet and all get in?

Yh the ladies can with me

Fair enough I’ll be off

Come here you

Yay

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Lol heating on at max infact it’s to warm in here may just have to strute around in lingerie lol "
i prefer to strut around bra less as soon as i walk in thro door i whip it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol heating on at max infact it’s to warm in here may just have to strute around in lingerie lol i prefer to strut around bra less as soon as i walk in thro door i whip it off

Ha ha quite right as they can be uncomfortable to say the least after couple off hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a big spoon to cuddle up too

What about a nice fork instead? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give off plenty of heat always need a cuddle buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh, snuggly cuddles, yes please

My arms are open "

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I give off plenty of heat always need a cuddle buddy"
you be perfect to put me cold tootsies on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a long hard day! A nice cuddle would be welcomed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My boobs are hot tonight.

No need for a hot water bottle

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggles are always good OP, come hop into bed with me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m snugged up under my duvet but a BIG spoon would be welcome

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Im, OK. I'm here now.

Who wants a cuddle first???

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm available for spooning if needed.

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By *ottoncandy42Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Oooh cuddles. I could do with warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then. "

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm available for spooning if needed."

BIG spoon PP?

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Warm bodied, big spoon here putting in an application for the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm available for spooning if needed.

BIG spoon PP?"

It would be rude not to Dc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so anyone need a big cuddle warm teddy?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Im, OK. I'm here now.

Who wants a cuddle first???

Me!!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Im, OK. I'm here now.

Who wants a cuddle first???

Me!!!!!"

Gladly. I'll just out the bins out.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm available for spooning if needed.

BIG spoon PP?

It would be rude not to Dc

Yours or mine?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then. "

The farts are just little bursts of added warmth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for some warm

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm available for spooning if needed.

BIG spoon PP?

It would be rude not to Dc

Yours or mine?"

I've already warmed your side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?"

With marshmallow???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

The farts are just little bursts of added warmth

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long got home from a food shop. It's absolutely FREEZING out there. Stiff nips!

Fabbed a few hot pics on here to warm my cockles

That’s probably not going to help your stiff nips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

We’ve got ourselves a party !

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I volunteer to warm up the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot bath first to warm up x then a cup of cocoa anyone want go join me ?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Im, OK. I'm here now.

Who wants a cuddle first???

Me!!!!!

Gladly. I'll just out the bins out.

You're a day early for that

Extra hugs then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

We’ve got ourselves a party ! "

Hell to the yeah!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm available for spooning if needed.

BIG spoon PP?

It would be rude not to Dc

Yours or mine?

I've already warmed your side

Such a darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh cuddles. I could do with warming up

Gladly

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Im, OK. I'm here now.

Who wants a cuddle first???

Me!!!!!

Gladly. I'll just out the bins out.

You're a day early for that

Extra hugs then"

No. We just don't need to do back out for 36 hours - time for lots of hugs.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm available for spooning if needed.

BIG spoon PP?

It would be rude not to Dc

Yours or mine?

I've already warmed your side

Such a darling x "

You'll be wanting me to whip up a lemon drizzle upon your arrival then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snuggles are always good OP, come hop into bed with me

damn right I will miss ... I can feel the heat from here

and your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Marshmallows, hot chocolate, farting dogs, we’re living large here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I volunteer to warm up the OP

if you let me warm you too

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high "

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I thought this thread was about me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

Now I’m marshmallowless and rumbled for farting.... if carslberg did nightmares

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I volunteer to warm up the OP

if you let me warm you too

I am a bit chilly

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I'm in bed cosy but my bum always needs some extra squooshing to get warm purlease.

Once warm ill turn around and return the favour x

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over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

Now I’m marshmallowless and rumbled for farting.... if carslberg did nightmares "

You stanking! Off to the cold end of the couch you go

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I volunteer to warm up the OP

if you let me warm you too

I am a bit chilly

You look hot to me

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

Now I’m marshmallowless and rumbled for farting.... if carslberg did nightmares

You stanking! Off to the cold end of the couch you go

It’s no less than I deserve!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I volunteer to warm up the OP

if you let me warm you too

I am a bit chilly

Then let me hold you with my warm hands , hot poker tucked away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

Now I’m marshmallowless and rumbled for farting.... if carslberg did nightmares

You stanking! Off to the cold end of the couch you go

Hot chocolate is ready. Made it with a little cream and there’s a dash of brandy if anyone wants it.

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By *rOralMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I totally could use some warm. I volunteer!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm for a foot warmer if anyone wants to oblige....Me totes are freezing! Just mind the verucca

My dog will happily sleep on your feet and won’t mind your verucca if she can fart now and then.

Sounds like a good trade off I guess....You can make the tea because I can't disturb the dog, crack on with them custard creams 'an all

Hot chocolate with them ?

With marshmallow???

Did someone say Marshmallows?

Squeeze in, get your feet under the dog. We're having a party

Wash ya feet after though, risk of farting is high

Oh g'wan admit it! It's you not the dog

Busted

Dogs giving you the evil eye now, watch your Marshmallows

Now I’m marshmallowless and rumbled for farting.... if carslberg did nightmares

You stanking! Off to the cold end of the couch you go

Hot chocolate is ready. Made it with a little cream and there’s a dash of brandy if anyone wants it.

Stick it in a flask and send it on over, I'll warm it later

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I totally could use some warm. I volunteer!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm in bed cosy but my bum always needs some extra squooshing to get warm purlease.

Once warm ill turn around and return the favour x "

Taxi to Whitley Bay please.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

More than welcome for a cuddle under my duvet. I’ve a bedroom that’s always warm. Lol.

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