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"Had a discussion with the Mrs that home waxing couldn't be that bad. So she proved the point... on part of me!" I shouldn't laugh but this is quite funny, I bet she was very happy to help you find this out for yourself. | |||
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"I tried cutting my own hair. Long story short I now have an unplanned skinhead "I'm thankful I didnt go this far. I dont know why we suddenly feel we would make excellent hairdressers with zero training. Not all youtube tutorials should be followed. | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )"Got a bit tipsy, decided it was a good time to trim. The electric razor wasn't good for the under carriage. So used scissors. Cut a chunk of bag off would not stop bleeding. Was years ago, no excuse really huge pleb move. | |||
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"Rejoined fab!!! Addicted again now  "I feel this on the occasions I get knee deep in random forums earlier hours nosying through. | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )
Got a bit tipsy, decided it was a good time to trim.
The electric razor wasn't good for the under carriage.
So used scissors.
Cut a chunk of bag off would not stop bleeding.
Was years ago, no excuse really huge pleb move. "Oh wow ouch!!  | |||
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"Rejoined fab!!! Addicted again now
I feel this on the occasions I get knee deep in random forums earlier hours nosying through. "I have just been thinking that I need a time out. I can lose so much time here. | |||
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"I can explain but I did hover the patio " To be fair I have hovered a balcony on more than one occasion, so I dont need an explanation, but am now curious of what yours would be. | |||
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"Got a butt plug stuck Yous a pussy pump to pump my bum hole up took 14 hours for the swelling to go down " I'm seeing a lot plugs can be easily lost! It gives me the fear! Explaining this to A&E I know to many that work there. | |||
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"I can explain but I did hover the patio To be fair I have hovered a balcony on more than one occasion, so I dont need an explanation, but am now curious of what yours would be. " I had been doing wood work and there was saw dust everywhere my mistake was no realising my housemate was filming me | |||
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"Rejoined fab!!! Addicted again now
I feel this on the occasions I get knee deep in random forums earlier hours nosying through.
I have just been thinking that I need a time out.
I can lose so much time here.
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"Got a butt plug stuck Yous a pussy pump to pump my bum hole up took 14 hours for the swelling to go down I'm seeing a lot plugs can be easily lost! It gives me the fear! Explaining this to A&E I know to many that work there."Mine wasn’t lost more a bad taper it’s 8.5 inches wide but tapers in to a one inch stem then a flared base Poped in it all the way went to take it out and realised I couldn’t get it back out as a jump off 7.5 inches was way to much end up need to next day delivery numbing lube and numb my self and just pull hard on it just thank my lucky stars I didn’t rip anything down there | |||
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"Sometimes feel like signing up here was... Sent my frustration levels even higher lol The chat on the forums have made up for it though" Haha I can find this place can heighten my frustration and just general frustration in people at at the same time when going through the inbox. Lol | |||
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"Got a butt plug stuck Yous a pussy pump to pump my bum hole up took 14 hours for the swelling to go down I'm seeing a lot plugs can be easily lost! It gives me the fear! Explaining this to A&E I know to many that work there.
Mine wasn’t lost more a bad taper it’s 8.5 inches wide but tapers in to a one inch stem then a flared base
Poped in it all the way went to take it out and realised I couldn’t get it back out as a jump off 7.5 inches was way to much end up need to next day delivery numbing lube and numb my self and just pull hard on it just thank my lucky stars I didn’t rip anything down there "Omg I couldnt even imagine the pain trying to get it out. Glad you didnt do any damage also. | |||
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"I can explain but I did hover the patio To be fair I have hovered a balcony on more than one occasion, so I dont need an explanation, but am now curious of what yours would be. I had been doing wood work and there was saw dust everywhere my mistake was no realising my housemate was filming me " Haha can always rely on a good housemate to catch at your finest moments lol | |||
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"Got a butt plug stuck Yous a pussy pump to pump my bum hole up took 14 hours for the swelling to go down I'm seeing a lot plugs can be easily lost! It gives me the fear! Explaining this to A&E I know to many that work there.
Mine wasn’t lost more a bad taper it’s 8.5 inches wide but tapers in to a one inch stem then a flared base
Poped in it all the way went to take it out and realised I couldn’t get it back out as a jump off 7.5 inches was way to much end up need to next day delivery numbing lube and numb my self and just pull hard on it just thank my lucky stars I didn’t rip anything down there
Omg I couldnt even imagine the pain trying to get it out. Glad you didnt do any damage also. "Thanks definitely the last time I play with that one for shour lol and thanks x | |||
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"I bought a hot wax melter for the fanjo. God knows why I thought it was a good idea. I realised you need 3 hands to successfully manoeuvre legs, apply wax, pull it taught then rip off. And clever angling of mirrors for the undercarriage. Kind of worked but I got wax everywhere, in the carpet, all over me. I was finding wax stuck all over me for days afterwards, I now use veet "Every now and again having three arms would be very useful! | |||
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"Rejoined fab!!! Addicted again now "Ditto. Drank too much; woke up with a hangover and a new profile. | |||
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"I bought a hot wax melter for the fanjo. God knows why I thought it was a good idea. I realised you need 3 hands to successfully manoeuvre legs, apply wax, pull it taught then rip off. And clever angling of mirrors for the undercarriage. Kind of worked but I got wax everywhere, in the carpet, all over me. I was finding wax stuck all over me for days afterwards, I now use veet "Oh haha, I would completely make a mess if this too. I regularly get some veet cream on my poor foof.  | |||
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"Tried cutting my own hair. Nothing too fancy, just a grade 4 all over. The attachment snapped with how thick my hair was and I shaved a square into my head. Had to the shave the rest off too "Oh no. One of my brothers once asked me to shave their hair, I disnt realise at the time, you were supposed to put the attachments on, he wasnt impressed to say the least. I wasnt ever asked again. | |||
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"Eaten... for the love of god why is it so easy to pile on lard and so difficult to shift it!?!?! "I was thankful at the beginning to gain some weight now it's starting to get to a point I may need to look at a new wardrobe. Which I would necessarily mind. But I already have to keep 4 different sizes of stock because my weight is so manic. | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )"The gorilla glue made me proper laugh our loud like what would make you think to put that on your hair  | |||
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This feels deep. "Guess it was | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )
The gorilla glue made me proper laugh our loud like what would make you think to put that on your hair "When I first heard I was also quite judgemental and honestly presumed it was a teen or someone quite young. But she was 40. No idea why she tried it. But to then retain a lawyer smh | |||
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"Sometimes feel like signing up here was... Sent my frustration levels even higher lol The chat on the forums have made up for it though Haha I can find this place can heighten my frustration and just general frustration in people at at the same time when going through the inbox. Lol" Haha oh yes I've had a prime example of it tonight | |||
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"Tried cutting my own hair. Nothing too fancy, just a grade 4 all over. The attachment snapped with how thick my hair was and I shaved a square into my head. Had to the shave the rest off too " sorry couldn't help laugh at that one | |||
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"I gave up conspiracy theories a few years ago. I feel I've missed out on the Holy grail of material of life imitating art. " Haha. Oh my mother has taken up conspiracy theories, she really down that rabbit hole now. I kind of dread calling her and hearing about clones and all different new things shes found. Some are kind of interesting in a way, but yeah I'm considering having her wifi cut off lol | |||
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"Tried cutting my own hair. Nothing too fancy, just a grade 4 all over. The attachment snapped with how thick my hair was and I shaved a square into my head. Had to the shave the rest off too
Oh no. One of my brothers once asked me to shave their hair, I disnt realise at the time, you were supposed to put the attachments on, he wasnt impressed to say the least. I wasnt ever asked again. "Aw bless, I wouldn't trust any family member to cut my hair. Although apparently I can't trust myself either | |||
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"Tried cutting my own hair. Nothing too fancy, just a grade 4 all over. The attachment snapped with how thick my hair was and I shaved a square into my head. Had to the shave the rest off too
sorry couldn't help laugh at that one"It was funny in hindsight but at the time, I was going through the 5 stages of grief | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )
The gorilla glue made me proper laugh our loud like what would make you think to put that on your hair
When I first heard I was also quite judgemental and honestly presumed it was a teen or someone quite young. But she was 40. No idea why she tried it. But to then retain a lawyer smh
"I used got to b hair spray but never in a million years would i think to use gorilla glue LOL wtf she thinking | |||
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"After seeing the Gorilla glue incident. Have you made any poor choices during lockdown. while being unable to attend usual hair, nail salons, beauty treatments or anything really? Mine was cutting a fringe in. (But I'm not looking to sue the scissor company for my poor judgments thought )
The gorilla glue made me proper laugh our loud like what would make you think to put that on your hair
When I first heard I was also quite judgemental and honestly presumed it was a teen or someone quite young. But she was 40. No idea why she tried it. But to then retain a lawyer smh
I used got to b hair spray but never in a million years would i think to use gorilla glue LOL wtf she thinking "I use that to repair glasses in work and panic when I get it on my fingers, what on earth was going through her mind thinking it was a good idea | |||
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" I used got to b hair spray but never in a million years would i think to use gorilla glue LOL wtf she thinking " I cant even think of one reasoning that would lead to this being a good idea lol | |||
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" I use that to repair glasses in work and panic when I get it on my fingers, what on earth was going through her mind thinking it was a good idea "Haha I once used some to fix my daughters dolls houses and kept dropping the part, because I was convinced I would end up sticking my fingers to the thing lol. | |||
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"Let a fab man into my head and heart...that won't be happening again!" I see this as life lessons, rather than stupidity. X | |||
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"mail ordered bike parts from india i'm still waiting" How long have you been waiting? First lockdown? I must say, I have ordered from china. Actually came pretty quite though I was impressed. | |||
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"I bought a massive bag of condoms last Feb "Make water bombs | |||
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"I bought a massive bag of condoms last Feb "My mam got three boxes in her works freebies hamper and gave them to me last month.... Don't know what the hell she thinks I'm gonna do | |||
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"I bought a massive bag of condoms last Feb
Make water bombs "They might be out of date by the time I get to use them!! | |||
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"I bought a massive bag of condoms last Feb "I have a bag of massive condoms. | |||
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