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If someone tells you it’s hot ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you touch it to check?

What else do you do like this...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't. I get someone else to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always a touch first, regret later kind of guy. I like to live dangerously!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Wet paint! Don’t touch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on what we are talking about,

If we talk about a woman I like it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do not enter signs..... I enter

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Well if you like it you have to touch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not enter signs..... I enter "

Haha the rules are for reason, they have to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat the chocolate Lemon.

*eats the chocolate*

And yes I'd probably touch the hot thing too. And the big red button.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't eat the chocolate Lemon.

*eats the chocolate*

And yes I'd probably touch the hot thing too. And the big red button. "

Depends what the big red button does, does it release the nuclear weapon or a boing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accept nothing ,Question everything....... ouch! Hot! Hot! @$%$#%^&*??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my kids were babies and we would end up in disabled toilet/multiplying as changing room.. I ended up pulling the red thread one too many times. Alarm and the following embarrassment...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not enter signs..... I enter "

Road ahead closed = keep driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have that urge to jump of the cliff or run on the road out of the blue not because of having suicidal thoughts .. I knew someone who had these impulses but didn't act on them of course. Please remind me a name of that psychological'syndrome'.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Do not google.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box with a 'Heavy - Requires 2 people to lift' warning. Yeah, alright. I'll decide... and then I'll get 2 people to lift it after I've put my back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not google....... "

especially if you found it here

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Do not enter signs..... I enter

Road ahead closed = keep driving. "

Yip done that

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Chicken tonight..I'm having it for lunch tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet floor.

Oh. OK.

I got arrested for that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I have to fight the urge to stand up during meetings. Well I did before they were all confined to virtual ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not google....... "

Two girls. One cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am looking for a particular street when driving, I will turn the music down, I am not sure how this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not google.......

Two girls. One cup. "

Thanks a lot, was just about to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60. "

Had my washer for 20 years, only ever used one setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not google.......

Two girls. One cup. "

I can second this... DO NOT GOOGLE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I am looking for a particular street when driving, I will turn the music down, I am not sure how this helps "

I do this every time!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take two people to erect a chest of drawers or wardrobe? Bugger off, I can manage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60.

Had my washer for 20 years, only ever used one setting"

It’s all you need. Like the oven, everything cooks ok at 200 degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60.

Had my washer for 20 years, only ever used one setting

It’s all you need. Like the oven, everything cooks ok at 200 degrees "

Not meringues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60.

Had my washer for 20 years, only ever used one setting

It’s all you need. Like the oven, everything cooks ok at 200 degrees

Not meringues "

See now you’ve said that I’ve obviously got to try cooking meringues at 200 !

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I wait and see if someone comes along and touches it then, a smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps more of a man’s thing but

Wash separately = stick it all in the machine together at 60.

Had my washer for 20 years, only ever used one setting

It’s all you need. Like the oven, everything cooks ok at 200 degrees

Not meringues

See now you’ve said that I’ve obviously got to try cooking meringues at 200 ! "

I'm sure it will make for an interesting report thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my kids were babies and we would end up in disabled toilet/multiplying as changing room.. I ended up pulling the red thread one too many times. Alarm and the following embarrassment...;-)"

Haha! Been there

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Do not enter signs..... I enter

Haha the rules are for reason, they have to be broken "

Sadly some rules, you only get to break once.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Fuel light comes on

= speed up to get petrol

= or try and be really smooth and economical with my driving to get petrol

My dad was speed up and me, my mom and sister getting hysterical

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Wet cement, though it's not great for heels

Road unsuitable for traffic = adventure

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one which is probably more male territory:

Follow instructions = ignore instructions and figure it out yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one which is probably more male territory:

Follow instructions = ignore instructions and figure it out yourself "

Instructions?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Read the instructions.

What instructions? Ptfff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read the instructions.

What instructions? Ptfff. "

For emergencies only, no ?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Read the instructions.

What instructions? Ptfff.

For emergencies only, no ? "

That’s what superglue is for. Just don’t use it on sex toys.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Does anyone have that urge to jump of the cliff or run on the road out of the blue not because of having suicidal thoughts .. I knew someone who had these impulses but didn't act on them of course. Please remind me a name of that psychological'syndrome'. "

Yep.

I have the urge and the fear at the same time. I'd never do it but it's more of a 'morbid wonder'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another one which is probably more male territory:

Follow instructions = ignore instructions and figure it out yourself "

Is it an inbred man thing? My child automatically puts things together without reading instructions (saves me doing it though )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does anyone have that urge to jump of the cliff or run on the road out of the blue not because of having suicidal thoughts .. I knew someone who had these impulses but didn't act on them of course. Please remind me a name of that psychological'syndrome'.

Yep.

I have the urge and the fear at the same time. I'd never do it but it's more of a 'morbid wonder'"

I have a friend who won’t go near a cliff edge, as the compulsion to see what happens if he jumps is so strong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do not google.......

Two girls. One cup.

Thanks a lot, was just about to eat "

Soz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Does anyone have that urge to jump of the cliff or run on the road out of the blue not because of having suicidal thoughts .. I knew someone who had these impulses but didn't act on them of course. Please remind me a name of that psychological'syndrome'.

Yep.

I have the urge and the fear at the same time. I'd never do it but it's more of a 'morbid wonder'

I have a friend who won’t go near a cliff edge, as the compulsion to see what happens if he jumps is so strong !"

Yeah I can really understand that. I don't like anything with a big drop.

I used to have it from a kid and look out the upstairs windows wondering what it would feel like. It's almost like I don't wanna tempt fate. If I did get too close and lose my footing I'd have it in the back of my mind that maybe I made it happen subconsciously and then I'd have guilt that I caused a kerfuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the Mrs says “don’t look now but there’s .........”

Is followed by

“Ffs I said don’t look”

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