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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...and the dirt is gone! Fuck all the way off Barry Scott you lying twatt bag.

Bang and two hours of scrubbing later the only thing that's gone is the skin on my fingers!

What other products fail to live up to expectations?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm really trying not to laugh but tat the same time I can feel the disappointment and anger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really trying not to laugh but tat the same time I can feel the disappointment and anger."

My fucking fingers are killing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing I’ve ever read in here xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm really trying not to laugh but tat the same time I can feel the disappointment and anger.

My fucking fingers are killing me!"

You feel genuinely let down don't ya. It's cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funniest thing I’ve ever read in here xxx"

Chemical burns are no laughing matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a client clean her oven with cillit bang, the oven door exploded sending glass across her kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooops I do apologise for my lack of sympathy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a client clean her oven with cillit bang, the oven door exploded sending glass across her kitchen "

See? See?

Barry Bastard Scott gas a lot to answer for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooooops I do apologise for my lack of sympathy "

Its not all bad. I could change my career to burglar. They'd never catch me. All my sodding fingerprints have dissolved!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was thinking of suing Mo Farah because those quorn sausages are rubbish.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any form of body cream/creme/lotion that says "non sticky formula". Promptly glues self to self and all other surfaces. Gorilla glue would be less sticky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[BANG dirt Removed by poster at 10/02/21 16:48:06]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any form of body cream/creme/lotion that says "non sticky formula". Promptly glues self to self and all other surfaces. Gorilla glue would be less sticky "

Yep.

Devil's Jizz

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll! "

Sorry? You look nice?

Is Barry Scott your agent?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anything that makes up ingredients.

Contains new doesbolloxall

And then if new improved washing powder gets the whitest whites ever does it mean they were bullshitting when they said you couldn’t get better than the original version.

Grrrrrr don’t get me started. And will somebody tell me why fruit is good for my hair.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll!

Sorry? You look nice?

Is Barry Scott your agent?"

Oi! I still have a screenshot of the thread where you say you fancy me so wind your neck in

Oh and I need no agent....i have no need to sell myself

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd say it's mainly food that disappoints. When you spend more than you would to treat yourself and it's naff.

And people. They rarely do what they say on the tin.

Oh, and clothes that look amazing on the model but make ya look like a clown

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll!

Sorry? You look nice?

Is Barry Scott your agent?"

And I shall remember this....I typed out a corker about you but decided to be nice and deleted it.....never again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll!

Sorry? You look nice?

Is Barry Scott your agent?

And I shall remember this....I typed out a corker about you but decided to be nice and deleted it.....never again!"

Hot tears of shame scald my cheeks with regret.

I love you Sophie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd say it's mainly food that disappoints. When you spend more than you would to treat yourself and it's naff.

And people. They rarely do what they say on the tin.

Oh, and clothes that look amazing on the model but make ya look like a clown"

So not much then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for any pain caused in this thread , I have tears in my eyes,

Devil's Jizz is now my favourite line ever.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Me!

I look nice and all that but fucking hell it's like putting a ballgown on a troll!

Sorry? You look nice?

Is Barry Scott your agent?

And I shall remember this....I typed out a corker about you but decided to be nice and deleted it.....never again!

Hot tears of shame scald my cheeks with regret.

I love you Sophie."

I think you're OK too in your own way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything that makes up ingredients.

Contains new doesbolloxall

And then if new improved washing powder gets the whitest whites ever does it mean they were bullshitting when they said you couldn’t get better than the original version.

Grrrrrr don’t get me started. And will somebody tell me why fruit is good for my hair. "

Its all the dimethylhydrocalcites innit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd say it's mainly food that disappoints. When you spend more than you would to treat yourself and it's naff.

And people. They rarely do what they say on the tin.

Oh, and clothes that look amazing on the model but make ya look like a clown

So not much then?"

And getting a new eyeshadow pallete but realising your skill level doesn't match up

Fabric softener that smells amazing in the bottle but you barely get the slightest niff once clothes are dry. That sucks.

Smelly candles that fail. Glade are the best I've found.

Bin bags.... fucking extra strong bin bags that tear when you're pulling one off the roll!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry for any pain caused in this thread , I have tears in my eyes,

Devil's Jizz is now my favourite line ever.

"

At least some good has come from my suffering.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should have used an old toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should have used an old toothbrush "

I borrowed yours.

Its ok i put it back when I finished!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Should have used an old toothbrush

I borrowed yours.

Its ok i put it back when I finished!"

Thought it tasted funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say it's mainly food that disappoints. When you spend more than you would to treat yourself and it's naff.

And people. They rarely do what they say on the tin.

Oh, and clothes that look amazing on the model but make ya look like a clown"

Oh I hate that, when you treat yourself and it’s not as good as you think. It’s a bid disappointment

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anything called Pink Stuff, I've read loads of reviews but it's crap. That Mrs Hinch is a lying twat!

Sorry to hear about your disappearing finger prints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything called Pink Stuff, I've read loads of reviews but it's crap. That Mrs Hinch is a lying twat!

Sorry to hear about your disappearing finger prints "

Or to give her her true name .... Mrs Barry Scott!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None transfble make up still rubs off

Or none transferble fake tan after night on the cobbels white dress ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything called Pink Stuff, I've read loads of reviews but it's crap. That Mrs Hinch is a lying twat!

Sorry to hear about your disappearing finger prints "

Ooh pink grip (supposed to be a grab adhesive in construction) couldn't stick anything

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Anything called Pink Stuff, I've read loads of reviews but it's crap. That Mrs Hinch is a lying twat!

Sorry to hear about your disappearing finger prints

Or to give her her true name .... Mrs Barry Scott!"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'd say it's mainly food that disappoints. When you spend more than you would to treat yourself and it's naff.

And people. They rarely do what they say on the tin.

Oh, and clothes that look amazing on the model but make ya look like a clown

So not much then?

And getting a new eyeshadow pallete but realising your skill level doesn't match up

Fabric softener that smells amazing in the bottle but you barely get the slightest niff once clothes are dry. That sucks.

Smelly candles that fail. Glade are the best I've found.

Bin bags.... fucking extra strong bin bags that tear when you're pulling one off the roll!"

Oh this is me, I've spent a fortune on eyeshadows, have all but one of Jeffree Stars pallettes and I can't use them for toffee

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