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"Well I clearly took the question differently to everyone else " Don't you always? Its your USP x | |||
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"Well I clearly took the question differently to everyone else " I think you had it right, that's what I was going for... | |||
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"Stick and dark? Just don't turn on a black light " Like 2am at a Swingers club. | |||
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"Low beams, inglenook fireplace, big tetrad sofa. Compact and bijoux Is this YOUR lounge, Jennie? Or THE lounge which I think is what Granny's getting at..." Either. | |||
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"Well I clearly took the question differently to everyone else Don't you always? Its your USP x" I'm consistent if nothing else | |||
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"Well I clearly took the question differently to everyone else I think you had it right, that's what I was going for..." Phew! | |||
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"Low beams, inglenook fireplace, big tetrad sofa. Compact and bijoux Is this YOUR lounge, Jennie? Or THE lounge which I think is what Granny's getting at... Either." But. I think you may be right. What does THE lounge look like? Utter carnage | |||
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is " Spot on. | |||
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is " Have you just described a Fab social to us all? | |||
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is Have you just described a Fab social to us all? " Ha ha hadn't thought of it like that but now you mention it | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. " Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room" You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite" You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water | |||
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is " Totally this ^^^ | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. " I'm most likely the one sleeping in the corner under a fluffy blanket or coat | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. I'm most likely the one sleeping in the corner under a fluffy blanket or coat " That's usually me. | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite" You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water " Haha totally all of this | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. I'm most likely the one sleeping in the corner under a fluffy blanket or coat " And me | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. " Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs. He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner. | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite" You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water " You're brilliant Peach! Totally this... | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs. He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner." I’m the sleeper rather than the crier | |||
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"There's a bunch of single guys mooching around hiding behind cardboard cutouts of ladies. And a couple where the husband is talking about his wife to everyone, and she is sat in the car outside wondering where he is." Haha this one tickled me. And then theres the wife taking 2 hours to say bye, while the husband is waiting in the taxi lol. | |||
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"I just see it as a series of bits and bytes that magically form into text on a screen...which I know shows little imagination but I have never really thought of it as anything else in all honesty If I were to imagine it as a place though - I think I'd see it as a Wetherspoons...vast and cavernous with no single "atmosphere" that encapsulated it - as always the clientele is mixed, those that spend the whole day there, the ones that look down their nose at having "lowered" themselves to come in (but secretly welcome the saving they are making), the usual melee at the bar trying to get noticed and served, the odd ones that sit at a table, the groups that talk loudly amongst themselves to the exclusion of others and more besides....yep Wetherspoons it is Have you just described a Fab social to us all? " Yes he has! I was just going to say exactly this but you thought the same! | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs. He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner. I’m the sleeper rather than the crier " If I'm on the vodka then I'm the crier | |||
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"There’s definitely someone asleep in one corner, and a girl crying in another. Dylan Moran said it's not a proper party unless there's a girl crying on the stairs. He also pointed out gin is not so much a drink, more a mascara thinner. I’m the sleeper rather than the crier If I'm on the vodka then I'm the crier " *confiscates vodka from TG* | |||
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"Well I clearly took the question differently to everyone else " Nope I think you're spot on | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite" You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water " Genius. You've had a lot of fun with this. | |||
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males. Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are. Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure. A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is. Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates " | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. Ahhh lol Ohh to be a fly on the wall in that room You'll have to go into to the garden and spy on the outside hot tub to witness "the elite" You know, the ones who think they're better than everyone else and get out when someone not from their little groups gets in..... just in case they catch a dose of ugly from sharing the same water Genius. You've had a lot of fun with this. " It just flowed so naturally | |||
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males. Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are. Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure. A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is. Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates " We all know who that last lady is don't we? | |||
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"Wipe clean seating area, bar- no one touches the complimentary nuts. The nuts have a sign on them that says "Single" males. Poor lighting at the back, which is where the lurkers are. Near the door, daisy chain of men with their cocks out, wanking over the couples who are chatting, some look very comfy, others one half is happy, the other unsure. A single woman enters and every one in the room stares, she just asks where the cake is. Another single woman enters, calls everyone on their shit, her trumps clear the room, and she mutters 'cunts' before wandering off to find her mates " | |||
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"Few people scooching up in the corner. Couple of blokes tit grabbing and getting batted away. Couple of women giving each other dead eye stare from opposite ends of the room just waiting for the other one to say something so a can of whoopass can get opened. Few people staring blankly out of the window, few others drooling whilst looking round the room and having a not so sly wank. A few couples sat awkwardly giving each other the "let's make our excuses and run" face. Couple of d*unks who can't read the room and embarrassing themselves. They'll not remember it in the morning tho. Then you've got the 2 groups of TVs, I probably shout to Sophie "yo tranny, put the kettle on ya bitch" and half of them think I'm on their level whilst the other half wanna slit my throat. " Yo titch, I'll stick the kettle on ya tiny little tranny chaser if you stop trying to appear taller by yanking on the back of my knickers | |||
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"I don't see much beyond that hand pic " It's lovely isn't it ? | |||
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