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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a friend who needs help.... she needs a 1980s porno bloke to get up her ladders and clean her windows and then get up her...

Note:

Must have own mustache

Must have own ladders

Must have own ghetto blaster with cheesy music....

Applications below and I'll pass them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ron Jeremy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu "

Well i can't plan everything... maybe you stay in the kitchen and we will specify no plumbers!? Would that help?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu "

You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?

Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu

Well i can't plan everything... maybe you stay in the kitchen and we will specify no plumbers!? Would that help? "

Do it at the weekend when she's not here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu

You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?

Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one."

Whenever it's you it's obvious...

It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu

You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?

Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one.

Whenever it's you it's obvious...

It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then "

Seconded

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know I have to live with your friend right?

Lu

You know this "asking for a friend" only works if it is kept anonymous?

Jeez woman. Now they know it's me we will never find one.

Whenever it's you it's obvious...

It will involve cock, it will be perverted...that'll be NSP then

Seconded "

Fucks sake you two.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ron Jeremy? "

One joke that made the rounds within the industry at the time (1979) was "the kinkier acts some actresses would not perform were xxxxxxxxxx, sado-masochism, and sex with Jeremy" because he had an atypical appearance for a porn star.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Had anyone actually figured it out until Lu mentioned me? Help me fabbers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Ron Jeremy? "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had anyone actually figured it out until Lu mentioned me? Help me fabbers "

I knew it was you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had anyone actually figured it out until Lu mentioned me? Help me fabbers "

No but now it makes perfect sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron Jeremy?

You called? "

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Had anyone actually figured it out until Lu mentioned me? Help me fabbers

I knew it was you! "

Er..... yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Had anyone actually figured it out until Lu mentioned me? Help me fabbers

No but now it makes perfect sense! "

Thanks for the backup there Tess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the super Mario Bros

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

But you forgot some things here

Us workers on the ladders do get to see some unusual stuff on them including some ladies nude or in there nightware.

Had many a chat with some ladies whilst on the ladder though sometimes those eyes do drift down the ladder rungs.

Now since you have the window open do we get the option to climb through the window or goto the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you forgot some things here

Us workers on the ladders do get to see some unusual stuff on them including some ladies nude or in there nightware.

Had many a chat with some ladies whilst on the ladder though sometimes those eyes do drift down the ladder rungs.

Now since you have the window open do we get the option to climb through the window or goto the door "

I don't think she is that bothered, whichever is quicker I suspect... although I do belive that once you start doing jobs the list just gets bigger and bigger!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him....."

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him. "

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word"

Read books?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word"

Oh shit.

No i didn't know that.

Errrm.

I will to retract my comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word

Oh shit.

No i didn't know that.

Errrm.

I will to retract my comparison. "

And some were under age!!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word

Oh shit.

No i didn't know that.

Errrm.

I will to retract my comparison.

And some were under age!!!!"

Nuff said.

I'll be his nicer and younger brother.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Started with kissing then hand between her thighs pushed up against the wall neck kissed and gently bitten.

Taken over to the window drawers bent over them head between her thighs, licking between her lips, whilst her buttocks are being spread by those hands.

Before sliding in from behind her and making her moan out the window whilst being hamered over the drawers.

Creamy thighs from all the deep fucking thats shes getting, Stopped momentarily as led to the bed she grabs his cock in her hands taking the head gently into her mouth and licking over its red head with tongue.

Before she finally mounts him and begins to ride to her bliss content.

Would that be enough said

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’d volunteer but I’ve a fear of ladders since a close call a few years back. Plus I look nothing like Ron.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d volunteer but I’ve a fear of ladders since a close call a few years back. Plus I look nothing like Ron. "

Volunteer anyway. I have stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron Jeremy?

You called?

Um you know I wouldn't compare myself to him.....

To be fair - I'm probably bigger than him.

You know what he did?? Forums won't let me use the R word

Oh shit.

No i didn't know that.

Errrm.

I will to retract my comparison.

And some were under age!!!!

Nuff said.

I'll be his nicer and younger brother. "

He is worse......lol

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