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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well of course he does, you’re gorgeous.

This always brings people together.

Join the thread and message a mate to ask them if they will let it slip who you fancy.

If you are the mate, pass it on into the thread, but remember don’t say who the mate is just who they fancy. Unless they ask you to of course.

Please pass in any messages you may get.

So nudge nudge my mate fancies you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to pass on

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm in.

Happy to pass on also.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The original and the best Fiddles!

I'm in xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The original and the best Fiddles!

I'm in xx"

And filters down to be postie too

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm in. Can't be postie since I'm supposed to be working.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’m in

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and happy to pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll happily pass on any messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in....not much doing today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand

I need more coffee but I'm in

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By *tm321Man
over a year ago

ask

In

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

NSP - my very helpfil buddy would like to keep you warm, he thinks a bit of rumpty pumpty should do it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Cocked up the first one... dammit!

Take 2....

My sexy mate would like me to tell Rose that's he'd like her to take a seat with him x

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Go on then you've tempted me im in ,

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - my very helpfil buddy would like to keep you warm, he thinks a bit of rumpty pumpty should do it "

Tell him I'm in.... warm me up baby!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don't understand

I need more coffee but I'm in "

If there’s somebody in the thread that you fancy, you message somebody else to ask them to post a message in the thread for them. But it’s always ‘my mate’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"NSP - my very helpfil buddy would like to keep you warm, he thinks a bit of rumpty pumpty should do it

Tell him I'm in.... warm me up baby!"

You just did. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justthisguy...

You have an admirer, maybe a message coming... who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justthisguy...

You have an admirer, maybe a message coming... who knows "

And she wants to wear your shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justthisguy...

You have an admirer, maybe a message coming... who knows "

Clicking refresh..

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I dont mind being the messagner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to send messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrrr, fella's lift your filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a friend friend first to pass it on any applicants lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

MaryFuckingPoppins - My galactic mate would like to feed you some biscuits to have with your coffee and cuddle on the sofa............

Then fuck your brains out.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fiddles you sex bomb.. my gorgeous mate has asked me to ask you if that's one of those funny mirrors in your door knob that makes things look smaller than they really are? He'd polish it with his earhole anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful friend asked:

Tell Fiddles that your mate says one of these days she is going to make his knob even shinier.

I think she's gonna oil it up ready for a booby job buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for NSP, you profile pic is certainly grabbing someone's attention this morning x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tom, you randy fella, my mate thinks that’s quite a big shiny helmet you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on im in

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddles you sex bomb.. my gorgeous mate has asked me to ask you if that's one of those funny mirrors in your door knob that makes things look smaller than they really are? He'd polish it with his earhole anyway "

Haha how did he know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My beautiful friend asked:

Tell Fiddles that your mate says one of these days she is going to make his knob even shinier.

I think she's gonna oil it up ready for a booby job buddy! "

It needs a good buffing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MaryFuckingPoppins....

My lovely mate says he fancies you.

He's very to the point

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps "

Your friend knows what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps

Your friend knows what to do "

Wait patiently!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NSP, you profile pic is certainly grabbing someone's attention this morning x"

Ooooooh..... but whose?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps

Your friend knows what to do

Wait patiently! "

Hmmmmm.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Need a friend friend first to pass it on any applicants lol"

Just pick anyone from the thread to send it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps

Your friend knows what to do

Wait patiently!

Hmmmmm..... "

Was meant to be a ? not a !

I'll take your reply as a yes

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’ll post as well, filters are down lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need a friend friend first to pass it on any applicants lol

Just pick anyone from the thread to send it for you "

And take your filters down so people can pick you to send a message for someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MaryFuckingPoppins - My galactic mate would like to feed you some biscuits to have with your coffee and cuddle on the sofa............

Then fuck your brains out."

What biscuits?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My friend says NSP I am waiting for flaps

Your friend knows what to do

Wait patiently!

Hmmmmm.....

Was meant to be a ? not a !

I'll take your reply as a yes "

You'd take any reply as a yes Mr Positive Thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MaryFuckingPoppins....

My lovely mate says he fancies you.

He's very to the point "

Talking is over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, could you post to maryfuckingpoppins I’d love to get directions to pinmedownandfuckmeville it sounds like my type of place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there.

Will you tell Mary Poppins that I’d like to poke her hontas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, could you post to maryfuckingpoppins I’d love to get directions to pinmedownandfuckmeville it sounds like my type of place"

Type it into your SatNav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi there.

Will you tell Mary Poppins that I’d like to poke her hontas. "

Hahaha I know who you are

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why not... I'm in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Yo .me. Good news...

My mate says it's lovely to see you with your "filters down" and would you like to leave them on her bedroom floor a while.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

NSP my mate is looking forward to a threesome with your carbs and cheese.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP my mate is looking forward to a threesome with your carbs and cheese. "

Your mate is in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo .me. Good news...

My mate says it's lovely to see you with your "filters down" and would you like to leave them on her bedroom floor a while.

"

Yes, probably (this answer was totally unfiltered)

Show yourself in my box plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me guy,my mate fancies you

And she wants to know if you've just discovered the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Westcountrydadbod.

A very attractive friend says her hands are cold but her mouth is hot and she is wondering if you have anything she might be able to use both on.

Mmmm a hot one

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sparkles my mate would like to smother you in kisses especially your neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkle, my mate says he loves your cum to bed eyes

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkles my mate would like to smother you in kisses especially your neck. "

Then he best be prepared for the night of his life

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Message for Westcountrydadbod.

A very attractive friend says her hands are cold but her mouth is hot and she is wondering if you have anything she might be able to use both on.

Mmmm a hot one"

Tell your friend I wouldn’t want her to have cold hands and I’m sure I have just the thing she needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me guy,my mate fancies you

And she wants to know if you've just discovered the internet"

Me?

Fab discovered .me. about five years ago

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My very sexy mate says kinky couple

He’d like to explore kinky with you..

(I'd say yes....he's hot)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My very sexy mate says kinky couple

He’d like to explore kinky with you..

(I'd say yes....he's hot) "

You could join them. Could be the night of his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hey Dana2000,

My mate says your pictures are always lovely to see!

(and I agree with him!)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My very sexy mate says kinky couple

He’d like to explore kinky with you..

(I'd say yes....he's hot)

You could join them. Could be the night of his life. "

That would be one very hot night

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My very sexy mate says kinky couple

He’d like to explore kinky with you..

(I'd say yes....he's hot)

You could join them. Could be the night of his life.

That would be one very hot night "

Lucky bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not... I'm in "

My mate really fancies you but he's too shy to say so

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By *tm321Man
over a year ago

ask

Would you please tell Smallsteve78 that your mate would happily share her angel delight but she appears not to have a spoon available. If he can think of a solution he should let her know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )"

Yes. Yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you please tell Smallsteve78 that your mate would happily share her angel delight but she appears not to have a spoon available. If he can think of a solution he should let her know

"

Ha ha ha ha.... I mean we could eat it with our hands but that could be messy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does "

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate wants to dance with you...or me or .me.?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz "

You want to help tie his shoelaces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz

You want to help tie his shoelaces? "

Yeah, sure, you can actually tie them while I "help" from behind with enthusiastic noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very sexy mate says kinky couple

He’d like to explore kinky with you..

(I'd say yes....he's hot) "

Tell him not to hide but reveal himself x

Sorry outfor a bit as I'm supposed to be working from home.

Mrs KC

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi Dancer, my charismatic and hunky mate would love to be your private dancer...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz

You want to help tie his shoelaces?

Yeah, sure, you can actually tie them while I "help" from behind with enthusiastic noises "

Behind which one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz

You want to help tie his shoelaces?

Yeah, sure, you can actually tie them while I "help" from behind with enthusiastic noises

Behind which one of us? "

Take turns?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fiddles - my extremely sexy mate keeps looking at your knob and finds it very distracting. She has somewhere he can hide it if he would be so kind?

.

(I thought the game was 'hide the sausage'?)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate with a 10.5 scale penis says:

"Will you tell NSP that her profile pic makes me want to tie my shoelaces"

I'm picturing him with two feet tied together and using his third leg as a crutch now

(does that make me bi )

Yes. Yes it does

Can you ask my mate nicely if I can join in then plz

You want to help tie his shoelaces?

Yeah, sure, you can actually tie them while I "help" from behind with enthusiastic noises

Behind which one of us?

Take turns? "

If your mate agrees....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you beautiful bunch. I fancy you all, you're all so damn sexy, but I need to go do some work. So I guess I'm out but feel free to fab my knob, it's very lonely

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm in Fiddles!

For a little bit, anyway (supposed to be working.....)

But you know I fancy you, anyway.

In fact, everyone knows who I fancy cos I'm a brazen....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Right you beautiful bunch. I fancy you all, you're all so damn sexy, but I need to go do some work. So I guess I'm out but feel free to fab my knob, it's very lonely "

I'll fab him.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right you beautiful bunch. I fancy you all, you're all so damn sexy, but I need to go do some work. So I guess I'm out but feel free to fab my knob, it's very lonely "

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never played but would love to try so am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more. My sexy fucker of a mate says:

"Dancer 36 would love to dance with you"

I think he means the horizontal caterpillar breakdancing shiz. I'll go get the lino!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Right - i know where im not wanted. Lol

(Just kidding).

I should get some work done. Laters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right you beautiful bunch. I fancy you all, you're all so damn sexy, but I need to go do some work. So I guess I'm out but feel free to fab my knob, it's very lonely

Have fun "

Work, not wank, promise... Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a gooseberry now...im out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One more. My sexy fucker of a mate says:

"Dancer 36 would love to dance with you"

I think he means the horizontal caterpillar breakdancing shiz. I'll go get the lino! "

Oooops, I fucked up royaly there!

I'd love to

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Magneto,

My hot sexy friend says

Can you just imagine that I have bigger boobs?.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

MrMonkey my sexy mate would love to have her hands on the back of those thighs of his, and she hopes he doesn't mind if her mouth ends up busy while she's there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right you beautiful bunch. I fancy you all, you're all so damn sexy, but I need to go do some work. So I guess I'm out but feel free to fab my knob, it's very lonely

Have fun

Work, not wank, promise... Xxx"

Hmmmmm......

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Right - i know where im not wanted. Lol

(Just kidding).

I should get some work done. Laters. "

Seems its a thread for 2 lol..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sparkle I have a friend wondering if you’d still like to sit on his lap.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Seb121

My sexy mate says

She'd love to slide her hands inside those pants and see what pops up.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sparkle I have a friend wondering if you’d still like to sit on his lap.

"

Yes please x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Noochie72, my sexy mate says she's shy but she would love to give you the night of your life

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_tm321, my sexy mate says she's looking forward to seeing what you've got to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkle1974 - My mate says there’s definitely something about tartan..

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tuberose.

My fit mate says he would love to feel those nails trail down his back...

Omg I so would let him

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red.... my sexy yet so shy and retiring mate says he thinks we should have a scrum down with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noochie72, my sexy mate says she's shy but she would love to give you the night of your life "

Can you thank her please xxx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"One more. My sexy fucker of a mate says:

"Dancer 36 would love to dance with you"

I think he means the horizontal caterpillar breakdancing shiz. I'll go get the lino!

Oooops, I fucked up royaly there!

I'd love to "

Haha plenty of moves to go around x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Westcountrydadbod

My very attractive mate says

Would you mind if she sat astride you in that chair while you were both naked?

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I'm in

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By *tm321Man
over a year ago

ask


"_tm321, my sexy mate says she's looking forward to seeing what you've got to offer "

Ohhh sounds interesting, do reveal yourself

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red.... my sexy yet so shy and retiring mate says he thinks we should have a scrum down with you "

Oooft! Thanks PoshPants. Tell him it better be naked x

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By *atchafish_16Man
over a year ago

newbridge

Happy to pass on and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might just throw my own messages to fabbers on here lol... feeling brave today

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Westcountrydadbod

My very attractive mate says

Would you mind if she sat astride you in that chair while you were both naked?

"

I would not mind one bit! Please hop on, although something hard might be in the way

Tell your very attractive mate to inbox me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just this guy

My mate says you wear that white shirt well but I bet you'd look better wearing her...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fiddlesticks

Can I play your fiddle?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddlesticks

Can I play your fiddle? "

Err yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Magneto. My mate, who is a bit delish.... says she's a fan of salt and pepper, and beards, and X-men. But she isn't sure if her boobs are acceptable for you. So she shall perve from afar....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for Aurora -

Would you tell Aurora I’m stood to attention ready for her inspection.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red.... my sexy mate says he so would.

You'd like him

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_atchafish_16.... I've got a gorgeous mate and she says "catch me"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I might just throw my own messages to fabbers on here lol... feeling brave today "

Ooooooh. Brave fella!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red.... my sexy mate says he so would.

You'd like him "

Oooh! Who? Who? Unmask thyself!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Dancer.... my sexy mate has this message for you....

"I’d love to bust a few moves with you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in and more than happy to be postie

Her x

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm for a bit.

Let's see who deserves a secret message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit late for this, but I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aurora:

Hot

Hot

Hot!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Odin my hot mate hopes he deems her worthy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Magneto my horny mate I wants to grip your curls as you fuck her into oblivion?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm for a bit.

Let's see who deserves a secret message "

Odin, I could watch you shower all day and not get bored

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Odin my hot mate hopes he deems her worthy"

I am sure I would

I always wonder if these mates really exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late to the party but in need of a distraction this morning so I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for Odin from a hottie

Can you tell _din as much as I Like his ass I really want to see his Boing for Willy Wednesday 

I think we are all interested now...

Her x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Aurora my mate is wondering if there’s room for another in that bath with you.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Message for Aurora -

Would you tell Aurora I’m stood to attention ready for her inspection."

Assume the position

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Aurora my mate is wondering if there’s room for another in that bath with you. "

There is it's big enough for 2

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm for a bit.

Let's see who deserves a secret message

Odin, I could watch you shower all day and not get bored "

You or your mate?

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Aurora:

Hot

Hot

Hot!"

Thanks

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have a message for Odin from a hottie

Can you tell _din as much as I Like his ass I really want to see his Boing for Willy Wednesday 

I think we are all interested now...

Her x"

Ermmmmmm lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

oooo am i to late?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm for a bit.

Let's see who deserves a secret message

Odin, I could watch you shower all day and not get bored

You or your mate?"

Definitely me. I got too excited & barged straight in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"oooo am i to late? "

Nope

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"oooo am i to late?

Nope "

ooo good in that case im in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

In for a quickie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Odin my hot mate hopes he deems her worthy

I am sure I would

I always wonder if these mates really exist "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Magneto my horny mate I wants to grip your curls as you fuck her into oblivion?"

Fiddles, It was lick! Lick me into oblivion!!

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roxychic - My mate says you’re not too late, the best things come to those who wait

(Think my mate is a bit of a poet too!)

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Am I too late?

Happy to pass in for anyone.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Still playing postie if needed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm being needy and requiring being fancied please.

And I'll send your messages too.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Magneto my horny mate I wants to grip your curls as you fuck her into oblivion?

Fiddles, It was lick! Lick me into oblivion!!

Oops "

Oops. Well fucks better than pick.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Wildblonde you lucky lady, my very sexy friend, says it time to get licking legs !!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Magneto my horny mate I wants to grip your curls as you fuck her into oblivion?

Fiddles, It was lick! Lick me into oblivion!!

Oops

Oops. Well fucks better than pick. "

autocarrot!

But at least I offered you a blowie

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Roxychic - My mate says you’re not too late, the best things come to those who wait

(Think my mate is a bit of a poet too!)"

oooo la la

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Wild Blonde,

my lovely mate says you have great legs.

He didn't say what he wanted you to do with them, cos he's shy. But imagine he wants them wrapped around his torso x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

And that's me out.

I've had fun but really gotta do some work now xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cherryblossom_BJ my mate thinks your fit as hell but since his recent birthday is outside you age range.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Foxychick my handsome friend says

Would you tell _oxychick I’d like to have a nibble on her bum.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

xxMissRedxx

My mate wants to stay in with you and help you make porn.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm in lol x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in lol x "

Ooh hello

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm missing out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"xxMissRedxx

My mate wants to stay in with you and help you make porn. "

Haha, let’s do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in lol x

Ooh hello "

my mate says he absolutely loves your pics NSP x

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Foxychick my handsome friend says

Would you tell _oxychick I’d like to have a nibble on her bum. "

tell him as long as he dont nibble to hard

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My mate says I fancy sparkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out ... works calling

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