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NOW! That's what I call a funeral

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am exhausted but the best funeral I have ever been too.

Singing together at the crematorium (You've got a friend). Live music, dancing, lanterns, candlelight, cake and champagne after. Hard work but well worth it.

How would you design your funeral?

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on "

How are you going to participate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?"

I'd be stiff...hop on

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?

I'd be stiff...hop on"

That's not going to work... I just lie back and let the bloke do all the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?

I'd be stiff...hop on

That's not going to work... I just lie back and let the bloke do all the work"

ur just like the local cemetery types I visit

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

completely private..

just my family.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"completely private..

just my family.

"

And secret then? Folk just turn up in my experience.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"completely private..

just my family.

And secret then? Folk just turn up in my experience."

no, just where it is published it will state 'private' and most will respect that. I have been to a few like that and it was ok.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?

I'd be stiff...hop on"

necrophilia rules!!!!!!!!!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?

I'd be stiff...hop on

necrophilia rules!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm not sure I could cope with the smell of formaldehyde.

I doubt that many would come to my funeral but I know those that are there will enjoy themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a swinging funeral lol

mmmmmmm

lifes goes on

How are you going to participate?

I'd be stiff...hop on

necrophilia rules!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure I could cope with the smell of formaldehyde.

I doubt that many would come to my funeral but I know those that are there will enjoy themselves."

just let me embalm u with my cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wont be having one as i think they are pointless and waste of money.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i wont be having one as i think they are pointless and waste of money."

They won't let you just leave your body for the bin men to collect. It doesn't have to be the hugely expensive thing it can be. Look up Natural Death Centre.

I do like the look of the bamboo coffins but I know I'll be fine in a hessian sack and thrown on a bonfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know my body is just a shell when im finished with it just throw it out into the street lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite specific requests ll in a will. Specifically that my parents aren't in attendance and that no reference is made to my old surname. Slightly more cheery, as I am never on time for anything I plan a double slot and turning up 30 minutes late. The music is planned, a humanist ceremony, no black and anyone that wants to can get up and speak.

Trouble with working with death is you think about these things a little too much

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