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Pineapples in a trolley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if you put a pineapple in your shopping trolley it indicates you’re a swinger!!!!!

Really?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does pineapple pizza count?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think it means I like pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope not! I buy a pineapple (or get them delivered) most times I get shopping ... just means I love pineapple

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Yes this is correct.

Front of trolley for full swap

Back of trolley for soft swap

Two pineapples for threesome fun

Gaffer tape in trolley for bondage

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest "

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you buy 17 pineapples for 75c each then you are that guy from the maths books back in school

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Yes this is correct.

Front of trolley for full swap

Back of trolley for soft swap

Two pineapples for threesome fun

Gaffer tape in trolley for bondage "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden? "

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Gaffer tape, shovel,black bag's and a hockey mask ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Gaffer tape, shovel,black bag's and a hockey mask ?"

And chainsaw?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And a pineapple and lube means your a masochistic pervert

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I wish I knew this before I went to Tescos.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Do you mean tined pinapple

Or a fresh one

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand "

Damn I planted it, no wonder I never get offers in the supermarket - I will take it with me each time I shop now - tell your friend thanks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What about tinned pineapple?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand "

They don't sell the seedling pampas grass where I shop...I take it with me.

I'd hate for any misunderstandings..best make things clear

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand

They don't sell the seedling pampas grass where I shop...I take it with me.

I'd hate for any misunderstandings..best make things clear "

Well ... that's the Midlands for you

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Yes this is correct.

Front of trolley for full swap

Back of trolley for soft swap

Two pineapples for threesome fun

Gaffer tape in trolley for bondage "

Ahh that’ll explain a few incidents.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Most stupid thing I’ve ever heard!

Everyone knows it’s a coconut with a cucumber strategically place is the code

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes this is correct.

Front of trolley for full swap

Back of trolley for soft swap

Two pineapples for threesome fun

Gaffer tape in trolley for bondage "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes this is correct.

Front of trolley for full swap

Back of trolley for soft swap

Two pineapples for threesome fun

Gaffer tape in trolley for bondage "

This made me giggle!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand

They don't sell the seedling pampas grass where I shop...I take it with me.

I'd hate for any misunderstandings..best make things clear

Well ... that's the Midlands for you "

The Midlands has other qualities

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand

They don't sell the seedling pampas grass where I shop...I take it with me.

I'd hate for any misunderstandings..best make things clear

Well ... that's the Midlands for you

The Midlands has other qualities "

Ooo tell me more ... a penchant for pies and odd accents?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Only if you also have seedling pampas grass and a copy of Hot-Tub Digest

Do you need the seedling pampas grass in the the trolley or already planted in your garden?

In the trolley ... of course

How would another person in the supermarket truly know

Of course ... I heard this from a friend you understand

They don't sell the seedling pampas grass where I shop...I take it with me.

I'd hate for any misunderstandings..best make things clear

Well ... that's the Midlands for you

The Midlands has other qualities

Ooo tell me more ... a penchant for pies and odd accents?

"

It's got Cadbury World..need I say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if you put a pineapple in your shopping trolley it indicates you’re a swinger!!!!!

Really? "

I prefer tinned- its protected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam I just thought it was just to make people swallow instead of spit.

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