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Is cock and balls more fun to play with than pussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I mean when your bored and playing with yourself non sexually

They are like a stretchy stress balls and a whacking stick

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can you shove a dildo up your japs eye ?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can you shove a dildo up your japs eye ?"

You can shove a sounding rod up there and it's rather pleasant

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Boobs are the most fun.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can you shove a dildo up your japs eye ?

You can shove a sounding rod up there and it's rather pleasant "

Does that work on a fajina ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose it depends on your perspective

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By *ony2269Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe


"Boobs are the most fun. "

This!

Boobs are always fun and you can half show them off in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boobs are the most fun. "

Got to concur with that one

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By *aniboyMan
over a year ago

london

A willy u can do the helicopter with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boobs are the most fun. "

Calling for reinforcements is a sign of a lost battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t comment on that much, don’t have a pussy

But like to play with boobs they awesome

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Cock and balls for me , if I had my own I’d probably never leave the house

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"I mean when your bored and playing with yourself non sexually

They are like a stretchy stress balls and a whacking stick "

I’m trying to work out what “playing with yourself non sexually” is. Is it ever non sexual?

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By *RANK2647Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

As a man of more than three score years and ten, I find a 70 year old cock far superior to a 70 year vagina.

Plus, if it's not hard you can take a blue pill. They have yet to make a pill that SHRINKS a vagina.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever "

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control. "

*No way, that should be

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Can you shove a dildo up your japs eye ?

You can shove a sounding rod up there and it's rather pleasant

Does that work on a fajina ?"

It does but you have to be careful as it's more delicate and easier to cause a UTI on a fanjina for some reason.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Give me a fanjina and a prettily plump fupa over my cock and balls to play absently with any day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to be with my ex or exhusband, I used find myself absent mindedly playing with their cock and balls almost like stress release lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love someone else (besides me) to play with my cock n balls, I seem to remember liking it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

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By *tm321Man
over a year ago

ask

I'd much rather play with a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss long pubes

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control. "

Well I mean when we are both “spent” but I definitely can stroke myself gently without any other motives , not even noticing I’m doing it .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control. "

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet .

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!! "

Like balloon animals?

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet . "

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong then- I don’t have any pubes to pet.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet .

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong then- I don’t have any pubes to pet. "

Though when I was smooth I loved stroking it after a wax .

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

Like balloon animals? "

That's kind of how I imagined it - politely declined any offers of a demonstration....not that she made them anyway

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet .

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong then- I don’t have any pubes to pet.

Though when I was smooth I loved stroking it after a wax . "

Oh to be able to go for a wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

Like balloon animals?

That's kind of how I imagined it - politely declined any offers of a demonstration....not that she made them anyway "

Haha just saw this . Don’t lie GM! You know I made a lovely little shape out of yours!

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some! "

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun. "

Buggar to clean though I’d imagine!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

Like balloon animals?

That's kind of how I imagined it - politely declined any offers of a demonstration....not that she made them anyway "

Ran away gently patting your balls at the thought?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet .

Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong then- I don’t have any pubes to pet.

Though when I was smooth I loved stroking it after a wax .

Oh to be able to go for a wax "

I know right . Miss my silky smooth bum crack

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

Like balloon animals?

That's kind of how I imagined it - politely declined any offers of a demonstration....not that she made them anyway

Ran away gently patting your balls at the thought? "

There's CBT and there's CBT!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gawd don't tell Nora about this thread - she makes shapes out of balls apparently!!

Like balloon animals?

That's kind of how I imagined it - politely declined any offers of a demonstration....not that she made them anyway

Ran away gently patting your balls at the thought?

There's CBT and there's CBT!! "

Had to google that . I’m gentle! It’s a nice gentle thing. I’m just fascinated by them

I’ve never pretended to not be strange

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Yes , I can happily stroke a cock or even my foofoo in a absent minded way , I find it soothing, comforting whilst chatting , reading or whatever

That’s interesting! See if I was stroking my foofoo or a cock, there’s no war it wouldn’t turn sexual for me. It’s never absent minded. Maybe I just have no self control.

Sometimes I pet my pubes like they're a little pet . "

Well ... during the first lockdown I didn't shave for 3 weeks and was constantly touching the fuzz

I've shared that fact with 2 girlfriends and they were doing the same

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun.

Buggar to clean though I’d imagine! "

Oh yeah, hadn’t thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun.

Buggar to clean though I’d imagine!

Oh yeah, hadn’t thought of that. "

It's fairly easy to clean but takes forever to dry

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun.

Buggar to clean though I’d imagine!

Oh yeah, hadn’t thought of that.

It's fairly easy to clean but takes forever to dry "

Surely it’s better when it’s a bit wet though?

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Boobs are the most fun. "

Agreed boobs just too trump everything

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Terrible joke please don’t judge

What’s the smelliest smell

A kippers fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and balls all day.

Non sexually lying in bed right now just slapping it from one thigh to the other and stretching my ball sack out a bit.

Even done the old stretch ball sack over cock and pretend I have a really puffed out vagina.

Yes, cock and balls no question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god it must be cock and balls! Omg I’d never stop playing if I had some!

I think I’d invest in a fleshlight if I had one. That always looks like fun.

Buggar to clean though I’d imagine!

Oh yeah, hadn’t thought of that.

It's fairly easy to clean but takes forever to dry

Surely it’s better when it’s a bit wet though? "

Yeah, I love doing sloppy seconds on my Fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock and balls all day.

Non sexually lying in bed right now just slapping it from one thigh to the other and stretching my ball sack out a bit.

Even done the old stretch ball sack over cock and pretend I have a really puffed out vagina.

Yes, cock and balls no question."

This guy knows what's up!

When a TV series gets boring I usually whip out my cock and smack it on the desk for the thud sound

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