FabSwingers.com forum: The Centipede

By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

So this old man meets a down on his luck Centipede with a stutter in the park.

After a while they become pals and a while longer the old man offers his new pal logging.

All is great the best of pals they become.

Now 1 night on the news the old man hears lock down is over and pubs are reopen.

So he shouts into the Centipede,, Come on pal I'm taking you for a pint

The Centipede says nothing, old man hits the shower, when finished he noticed the Centipede is still sitting there, come on pal get a move on, let's go, Centipede still says nothing,

Old man goes and gets dressed, comes back downstairs, Centipede still just sitting there.

What's wrong Pal says the old man did you not hear or understand me.

To which the Centipede finally replies.

I, I, I heard you the FFffirst time,

I'm Still PPPputting on my Ffking Shoes,

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where foes a Centipede invest its money?

The Footsie 100

By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Don't give up OP! I shall add an emote to show how amusing I found it.

"
lol

I thought it was hilarious this morning when I got sent it.

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Where foes a Centipede invest its money?

The Footsie 100

They actually invest in cake sprinkles, they make Hundreds and Thousands

By *he Ambassador OP Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Where foes a Centipede invest its money?

The Footsie 100