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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yaaay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hey and yay, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st and ²nd poster, congratulations! Nice posting, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x"

Hello kinky! It's fun in a nocturnal PG sort of way, poor Jim replies to everyone, sometimes random conversations pop up and you interact with different people on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. I like the way you walk in a suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey!"

Go Meli you are on fire today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault."

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It's mainly nonsense. But anything goes really. Smileyface x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mrs KF.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello my darlings

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hey and yay, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st and ²nd poster, congratulations! Nice posting, Meli. "

Thank you Jim! I'm so proud of myself which suggests I need a new hobby.

P.S you owe me millions of coffees at the next MLS btw.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Hello kinky! It's fun in a nocturnal PG sort of way, poor Jim replies to everyone, sometimes random conversations pop up and you interact with different people on here. "

No shagging of arses then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all xx "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I don't think you answered last time. I might have missed it. Hope, what's your favourite soap? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim and nocturnals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares "

Don't use that emoji!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey!

Go Meli you are on fire today "

Hey Hope! Have you seen the Connie and Colin Love Cocoon cake? That, coupled with the finest love sausage is my Valentine's Day complete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Hello kinky! It's fun in a nocturnal PG sort of way, poor Jim replies to everyone, sometimes random conversations pop up and you interact with different people on here.

No shagging of arses then? "

It can get horny.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares "

Ah, Nell, I have always wanted to know hoe to do that emoji! Good old reply and quote Thank you!

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares

Ah, Nell, I have always wanted to know hoe to do that emoji! Good old reply and quote Thank you!

Mrs kf x"

You're very welcome

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ello ello ello!

how are we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening beautiful ppl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings

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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. Merry Monday Eve.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares

Ah, Nell, I have always wanted to know hoe to do that emoji! Good old reply and quote Thank you!

Mrs kf x

You're very welcome "

I don't think we have ever spoken before. Hello

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hold me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, hey and yay, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st and ²nd poster, congratulations! Nice posting, Meli.

Thank you Jim! I'm so proud of myself which suggests I need a new hobby.

P.S you owe me millions of coffees at the next MLS btw."

Fair do's.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It's mainly nonsense. But anything goes really. Smileyface x"

Anything goes? Oh goody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, how goes it? Evening everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. I keep thinking about vaginas with teeth. It's all your fault.

Hey, you brought it up first, I merely continued the conversation. I hope you don't get nightmares

Ah, Nell, I have always wanted to know hoe to do that emoji! Good old reply and quote Thank you!

Mrs kf x

You're very welcome

I don't think we have ever spoken before. Hello "

Hello, lovely to meet you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and nocturnals "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?"

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!

Go Meli you are on fire today

Hey Hope! Have you seen the Connie and Colin Love Cocoon cake? That, coupled with the finest love sausage is my Valentine's Day complete."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Anabelle. I'm glad you're you're sitting down with me. x

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ello ello ello!

how are we all?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Not Market Mark. I'm alright. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ello ello ello!

how are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Not Market Mark. I'm alright. How are you?"

living the dream mate, you know how it is! is it friday yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening beautiful ppl x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. How are you doing tonight?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey!

Go Meli you are on fire today

Hey Hope! Have you seen the Connie and Colin Love Cocoon cake? That, coupled with the finest love sausage is my Valentine's Day complete."

Our daughter had a Colin the caterpillar cake for her 4th birthday

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy your slacking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold me "

*Open arms*

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, how’s it hanging this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimmy your slacking "

I'm doing better than last night.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hold me

*Open arms*"

And legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and nocturnals

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! Smileyface"

Oh it is

Yours too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It's mainly nonsense. But anything goes really. Smileyface x

Anything goes? Oh goody! "

Do what you like, go crazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution "

Of course there's some practical and stuff. What's your least favourite sports stadium?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I don't think you answered last time. I might have missed it. Hope, what's your favourite soap? x"

Hello, I did answer you obviously ran out of internet paper and I went off to cry

To keep with the rhyming theme I said soap on a rope

Irl I do not use soap as it makes me itch. Then I am an itchy thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ello ello ello!

how are we all?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Marky Mark. Not Market Mark. I'm alright. How are you?

living the dream mate, you know how it is! is it friday yet? "

We're getting closer to Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey!

Go Meli you are on fire today

Hey Hope! Have you seen the Connie and Colin Love Cocoon cake? That, coupled with the finest love sausage is my Valentine's Day complete."

I always think of you when I pass fun things at M&S on my weekly shop.

They do look sweet. I don't eat chocolate though so cannot indulge.

I don't indulge in sausage either

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface"

Back to work tomorrow though sad face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good "

Did you enjoy your week off Annabelle?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It's mainly nonsense. But anything goes really. Smileyface x

Anything goes? Oh goody!

Do what you like, go crazy."

I'm considering making another cup of tea. At 22.59. On a school night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, how’s it hanging this evening? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's that time of night. I'm on the sofa like the filling of a burrito in my purple blanket. This can only mean one thing. It's hanging to the left. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hold me

*Open arms*

And legs "

You love it when I open my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning "

Go Mrs KC you now officially get to wield a prick daily

I remember the 3 weeks last year of having to do the kitchen sink thing. Happy hair washing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and nocturnals

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Oh it is

Yours too?"

Yes. Smileyface

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning "

Congrats on passing the training..nice one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jim and nocturnals

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Oh it is

Yours too?

Yes. Smileyface"

Yippie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

Back to work tomorrow though sad face "

It's time for a revolution;-)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution

Of course there's some practical and stuff. What's your least favourite sports stadium?

"

Man U I spent all day with Ryan Giggs staring down at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I don't think you answered last time. I might have missed it. Hope, what's your favourite soap? x

Hello, I did answer you obviously ran out of internet paper and I went off to cry

To keep with the rhyming theme I said soap on a rope

Irl I do not use soap as it makes me itch. Then I am an itchy thing "

I thought that might have happened. I've also remembered that I've asked that question before before.

*Nods*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Go Mrs KC you now officially get to wield a prick daily

I remember the 3 weeks last year of having to do the kitchen sink thing. Happy hair washing. "

Thank you Hope and Annabelle too! I washed my hair in the kitchen sink this morning at 7am too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good

Did you enjoy your week off Annabelle? "

Hey Hope...it's been great thanks, I'm not back until Thursday.

It's amazing how quickly a week can fly by, not so much when in work though!

I hope you are well Hope and had a good week yourself x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim,

How's your say been?

Quiet here for me, just stayed in all day as too cold, windy & wet outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

Back to work tomorrow though sad face "

Don't be a Sadface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peeking in... What's it like in here?

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. It's mainly nonsense. But anything goes really. Smileyface x

Anything goes? Oh goody!

Do what you like, go crazy.

I'm considering making another cup of tea. At 22.59. On a school night. "

Fuck it, put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, how’s it hanging this evening?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's that time of night. I'm on the sofa like the filling of a burrito in my purple blanket. This can only mean one thing. It's hanging to the left. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

We are absolutely fantabulous this evening thanks Jim, so glad to hear you are still hanging to the left, you know that I adore consistency. I also love Mexican food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution

Of course there's some practical and stuff. What's your least favourite sports stadium?

Man U I spent all day with Ryan Giggs staring down at me "

Did he pass the vaccinator course? He could inject some pace into team.

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over a year ago


"Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good

Did you enjoy your week off Annabelle?

Hey Hope...it's been great thanks, I'm not back until Thursday.

It's amazing how quickly a week can fly by, not so much when in work though!

I hope you are well Hope and had a good week yourself x"

Oh even better not having to work until Thursday.

All is well in my world thanks x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people "

Hey Bond and evening to you...I missed you on the thread last night..it's good to see you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I don't think you answered last time. I might have missed it. Hope, what's your favourite soap? x

Hello, I did answer you obviously ran out of internet paper and I went off to cry

To keep with the rhyming theme I said soap on a rope

Irl I do not use soap as it makes me itch. Then I am an itchy thing

I thought that might have happened. I've also remembered that I've asked that question before before.

*Nods*"

Incoming

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

Back to work tomorrow though sad face

It's time for a revolution;-)"

My g g generation?

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over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim,

How's your say been?

Quiet here for me, just stayed in all day as too cold, windy & wet outside."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. My day has also been quiet. I'm staying in for February.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings?"

tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

Back to work tomorrow though sad face

Don't be a Sadface."

I'm not while I'm on here, I'll save that for tomorrow and the impending doom of paperwork

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bond. It's good to see you again. I hope you get off soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, how’s it hanging this evening?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's that time of night. I'm on the sofa like the filling of a burrito in my purple blanket. This can only mean one thing. It's hanging to the left. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

We are absolutely fantabulous this evening thanks Jim, so glad to hear you are still hanging to the left, you know that I adore consistency. I also love Mexican food. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooooooooooo evening Jim and all

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim x...

Evening all x

I've just sat down, the house is quiet..it feels good

Did you enjoy your week off Annabelle?

Hey Hope...it's been great thanks, I'm not back until Thursday.

It's amazing how quickly a week can fly by, not so much when in work though!

I hope you are well Hope and had a good week yourself x

Oh even better not having to work until Thursday.

All is well in my world thanks x "

I am chuffing chuffed about it..honestly trying to get time off at my place is a joke!

I'm glad you are well my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Daniel. ³ nights in a row. I love it. Smileyface

Back to work tomorrow though sad face

Don't be a Sadface.

I'm not while I'm on here, I'll save that for tomorrow and the impending doom of paperwork "

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I don't think you answered last time. I might have missed it. Hope, what's your favourite soap? x

Hello, I did answer you obviously ran out of internet paper and I went off to cry

To keep with the rhyming theme I said soap on a rope

Irl I do not use soap as it makes me itch. Then I am an itchy thing

I thought that might have happened. I've also remembered that I've asked that question before before.

*Nods*

Incoming "

I'm going to look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

"

Jim now you can hear Bill saying howdy in his video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people

Hey Bond and evening to you...I missed you on the thread last night..it's good to see you x"

Good to see you too, I'm here don't know how long I will last tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooooooooooo evening Jim and all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doriss. I like your tight vest.

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over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

Jim now you can hear Bill saying howdy in his video "

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bond. It's good to see you again. I hope you get off soon."

No rest for the wicked or should that be perverted I'm not sure these days, anyways ready for the Monday morning blues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of nocturnal love to Grumpy.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

Jim now you can hear Bill saying howdy in his video

Awesome."

well thats one word for it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution

Of course there's some practical and stuff. What's your least favourite sports stadium?

Man U I spent all day with Ryan Giggs staring down at me

Did he pass the vaccinator course? He could inject some pace into team."

I don't know. I refused to interact with Mr Giggs or anyone else from the 1992 era and instead partnered myself with a chap who was physically very similar to Mr KC, but younger and with curly hair. He was very pleasant and we passed the course together.

The hand dryers were pretty fierce, though

Pizza for lunch (no prawns )

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Evening Jim and everyone,

I shouldn't be here at this hour got work tomorrow I should be asleep but my mind has been warped by you beautiful people

Hey Bond and evening to you...I missed you on the thread last night..it's good to see you x

Good to see you too, I'm here don't know how long I will last tho "

I can feel my bed calling me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim and all. I have passed my vaccinator training - being in a room with about 30-odd others and actually TALKING to strangers was kinda surreal! Decent fun too and proves wheelies can do it

Still no bathroom though. We have a loo but I have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink in the morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I thought it was all online. You've been outside. Tell me, what's it like outside?

Do you use washing up liquid?

There was online training too (I did that before) but we have to do actual practical injection training and refresh practical first aid. Apart from the fact my training was at my least favourite sports stadium, it was very marvellous to go "out out". Like not just to Sainsbury's out. I talked to new people and everything

Washing up liquid might be the best solution

Of course there's some practical and stuff. What's your least favourite sports stadium?

Man U I spent all day with Ryan Giggs staring down at me

Did he pass the vaccinator course? He could inject some pace into team.

I don't know. I refused to interact with Mr Giggs or anyone else from the 1992 era and instead partnered myself with a chap who was physically very similar to Mr KC, but younger and with curly hair. He was very pleasant and we passed the course together.

The hand dryers were pretty fierce, though

Pizza for lunch (no prawns )"

I don't blame you. The 92 Man United era robbed Villa of a Premier League title.

Cowabunga.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lots of nocturnal love to Grumpy."

Definitely Jim..sad times indeed x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

Jim now you can hear Bill saying howdy in his video

Awesome. well thats one word for it "

think i need a body double and someone to do voice over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?! "

Haha. What sort of hat are you thinking of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I know it's super American football that's just football to you tonight. I don't know who's playing. Could you please tell me. And which team of men do you think will get their fingers in rings? tampa bay buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs and cowboys ain't playing so i don't care, do you know where the buccaneers keep thei ears? ...underneath thei buccin hats

Jim now you can hear Bill saying howdy in his video

Awesome. well thats one word for it think i need a body double and someone to do voice over"

I love you just the way you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?! "

Very suitable. What kind of hat?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?! "

Well, the weather has turned, it's freezing here ..go for it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?!

Haha. What sort of hat are you thinking of?"

Several hat related questions, thank you all. I don't have a wide selection of hats, sadly. The options are:

1) My holiday hat (wide brimmed, from the gents section at M&S)

2) A Nike baseball cap I wear on holiday when I'm in the pool or the sea (to stop my head burning but so I don't ruin hat 1)

3) A knitted blue/green beret that is now less beret and more blob after the stretch stopped stretching.

4) One of my daughter's brightly coloured bobble hats (size suitability questionable)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?!

Haha. What sort of hat are you thinking of?

Several hat related questions, thank you all. I don't have a wide selection of hats, sadly. The options are:

1) My holiday hat (wide brimmed, from the gents section at M&S)

2) A Nike baseball cap I wear on holiday when I'm in the pool or the sea (to stop my head burning but so I don't ruin hat 1)

3) A knitted blue/green beret that is now less beret and more blob after the stretch stopped stretching.

4) One of my daughter's brightly coloured bobble hats (size suitability questionable)

"

Go for 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think wearing a hat in my online classroom tomorrow would be suitable? So I can wangle a bit longer in bed?!

Haha. What sort of hat are you thinking of?

Several hat related questions, thank you all. I don't have a wide selection of hats, sadly. The options are:

1) My holiday hat (wide brimmed, from the gents section at M&S)

2) A Nike baseball cap I wear on holiday when I'm in the pool or the sea (to stop my head burning but so I don't ruin hat 1)

3) A knitted blue/green beret that is now less beret and more blob after the stretch stopped stretching.

4) One of my daughter's brightly coloured bobble hats (size suitability questionable)

"

You should do some hat shopping. I'd go for the Nike baseball cap. Other branded baseball caps are available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guess what. That's right, I need a sit down wee.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Good night all..sleep well

Catch you on the other side x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeeeeeeeeevening jimbo. We just lurking around and a slight perving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good night all..sleep well

Catch you on the other side x"

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eeeeeeeeeevening jimbo. We just lurking around and a slight perving "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&J. Perverts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a speedy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a speedy one "

What was speedy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy NFL xxvlivxvxx or whatever number we're up to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?"

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface"

Damn weekend went too fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?! "

Thanks. I need a translator now.

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over a year ago


"Happy NFL xxvlivxvxx or whatever number we're up to "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Go sports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface"

I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?! "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?!

Thanks. I need a translator now. "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

Damn weekend went too fast "

It'll be Tuesday tomorrow, almost hump day.

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over a year ago


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?!

Thanks. I need a translator now.

Haha."

You could understood me d*unk so don't let me down now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

I have "

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was a speedy one

What was speedy?

The wee wee you did. Jim, I might spend longer trying to find my baseball cap than washing my hair in the sink. This is very perplexing. I'm going to sleep now, maybe I'll dream about hats?!

Thanks. I need a translator now.

Haha.

You could understood me d*unk so don't let me down now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

I have

Dirty girl!"

I could do with a shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]"

I didn't mean to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]

I didn't mean to do that."

What do you mean by that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Monday, twist your melons. Smileyface

I have

Dirty girl!

I could do with a shower. "

So could I. So could Mrs KC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]

I didn't mean to do that.

What do you mean by that? "

Delete. Blimey, we're really misunderstanding each other tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]

I didn't mean to do that.

What do you mean by that?

Delete. Blimey, we're really misunderstanding each other tonight. "

I slept little sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim et al. A new week looms. Eager to see how I can fuck this one up!

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over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 08/02/21 00:17:15]

I didn't mean to do that.

What do you mean by that?

Delete. Blimey, we're really misunderstanding each other tonight.

I slept little sorry "

It's alright.

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over a year ago


"Hi Jim et al. A new week looms. Eager to see how I can fuck this one up! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shoofty. I like your enthusiasm.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Tampa -7 Kansas-0

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over a year ago


"Tampa -7 Kansas-0"

I didn't realise it had started. I'm watching Babestation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder if Lorraine is watching the Super Bowl?

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By *lueMACMan
over a year ago

Derby

(A fanfare of trumpets sound)

(The sound of someone clearing their throat is audible)

“Ladies and Gentlemen...”

(A hush descends)

“Presenting the honourable BlueMAC”

(A pause....)

Wotcha, anyone else got an itchy bum?

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over a year ago


"(A fanfare of trumpets sound)

(The sound of someone clearing their throat is audible)

“Ladies and Gentlemen...”

(A hush descends)

“Presenting the honourable BlueMAC”

(A pause....)

Wotcha, anyone else got an itchy bum?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense.

I didn't. But I do now.

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"(A fanfare of trumpets sound)

(The sound of someone clearing their throat is audible)

“Ladies and Gentlemen...”

(A hush descends)

“Presenting the honourable BlueMAC”

(A pause....)

Wotcha, anyone else got an itchy bum?"

Nope

But could do with a back scratch!

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"(A fanfare of trumpets sound)

(The sound of someone clearing their throat is audible)

“Ladies and Gentlemen...”

(A hush descends)

“Presenting the honourable BlueMAC”

(A pause....)

Wotcha, anyone else got an itchy bum?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense.

I didn't. But I do now."

Oh God..

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By *lueMACMan
over a year ago

Derby

Back scratchings and imaginary itchy bums are my thing. It’s an odd combination but if I wear my sand paper undies it solves both.

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over a year ago


"Back scratchings and imaginary itchy bums are my thing. It’s an odd combination but if I wear my sand paper undies it solves both."

How useful you are

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Evening all

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over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Joel. Merry Monday.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Merry Monday

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/jdD4PBFeyRM "good love is on the way" john mayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/jdD4PBFeyRM "good love is on the way" john mayer "

I like him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Hi

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"https://youtu.be/jdD4PBFeyRM "good love is on the way" john mayer

I like him!"

i can tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back scratchings and imaginary itchy bums are my thing. It’s an odd combination but if I wear my sand paper undies it solves both."

Do you have a sandpaper vest?

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By *lueMACMan
over a year ago

Derby

Steady now, I’ve been carefully cultivating an air of uselessness towards anyone I dislike in order to avoid being caught up in office politics or what they call doing some actual work.

Ever since I discovered PE was in fact way better than maths.

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By *lueMACMan
over a year ago

Derby

A Velcro vest. It has the corresponding surface so that it sticks to my hairy chest and thus distracts me from the itchy bum

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over a year ago


"Steady now, I’ve been carefully cultivating an air of uselessness towards anyone I dislike in order to avoid being caught up in office politics or what they call doing some actual work.

Ever since I discovered PE was in fact way better than maths."

I wish I went to your school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Velcro vest. It has the corresponding surface so that it sticks to my hairy chest and thus distracts me from the itchy bum"

Makes sense. And much easier to put on than a sandpaper vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening night owls one more insomniac reporting in

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim


"Evening all

Hi "

How are you doing

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Tampa -14 Kansas-3

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

At work until 8 but off tomorrow so counting down the hours until home time.x

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over a year ago


"Evening night owls one more insomniac reporting in "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smiles. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. *Salutes and smiles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hi

How are you doing "

Very good thank you. Yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At work until 8 but off tomorrow so counting down the hours until home time.x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. You're almost another hour done. x

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By *lueMACMan
over a year ago

Derby

Oof night shift. Hard work that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Blubell. Hope it flies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tampa -14 Kansas-3"

Keep us updated, Bill. Footballface

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