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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if you signed up for the Inca Valentine Match Up then the moment of truth is at hand

The technological know-how involved did a great job. Ladies, you may have more than one match but hey, let’s be friendly and share the smiles. Get in contact with your match/es- don’t be shy- share messages, poems, pics or whatever the hell you want really!

The list below is in alphabetical order with the female’s or couple’s name first. If you’re not happy with your match, remember all’s fair in love and war...

If your profile was hidden, sorry but I couldn’t match you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ABootyfulDay and MrKinkyLeeds

ABootyfulDay and Onewink

AimeeCool and Polarbear73

AnnL and Craig4973

AnnL and Happyyounger77

AnnL and MrMotivator

April86 and Kietonel

April86 and St3_jalapeno

Beyond Purity and Freya73

Beyond Purity and James_90

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bill-Alison and Mollers

Bill-Alison and Mundano69

Bill-Alison and Termite12UK

BogLady and MrMystique

BogLady and WalkingTaff1

Bucksguy2000 and Kentish_Heathen

Candyfloss2000 and Palm_one4

Candyfloss2000 and Stephanj

Cherry OnaTop and 2partharmony

Cherry OnaTop and Cos19

Cherry Onatop and Polly_chromatic

Chocfudgecake and Londonfunguy888

Chocfudgecake and OxonMale

Chocfudgecake and Upforfun637

Crazy cat lady 66 and Genguy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am on this forgot ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dana2000 and Westcountrydadbod

Dancer 36 and Mr Bants

Dancer36 and Teesside47

Devil-Angel and AJ2388

Devil-Angel and Swisland

Devinedestiny and BelfastD

Devinedestiny and P 21

Dollydoes and GoldenBrown

Dollydoes and sxydadbod

Doriss and ChunkyGent

Dorris and MrPeachy

Emerald Eyes X and Man-Friday

Emerald Eyes X and Manastar

Emerald Eyes X and Patrick_v2.0

Faekae and MatureLover200

Faekae and MrNaughtyNick

Faekae and Perzival

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Geoeclipse and Frying2nite

Geoeclipse and JoelDorian

GobbyChick and KaizerThunderkiss

Gobbychick and Rak_2021

Golden.wonder and Mwent

Golden.wonder and onaquest

Honeybunch and McrMark

HoneyBunch and Warrilad

Hope and Kentish_Heathen

HotWifeCouple28 and Aman91

HotWifeCouple28 and Mast_jj

Intrigued32 and SingleNotts

Ivy and Gary4888

Ivy and HornymanABC

Kinky-Minx and GentlemanJimB

Kinky-Minx and Shady100

Kxxx and Bosco78

Kxxx and Thom2000

Lily and Bearded-dragon

Lily- ad WonkotheSane

Lily- and  Paulo8119

Lily- and Funnydoc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Little_brat_Evie!! And Naughty Nas xxx

Little_brat_evie!! And Randy Clitbasher

Lorraine999 and Catch23

Lorraine999 and Momo666

Lorraine999 and NSA Fungent

M Plus E and Man Seeking Stuff

MidnightFetish and Darker secrets 321

MidnightFetish and Magicfingers75

Misbehaving and Alfacat

MissDreavus and Decadent_Devon

MissDreavus and TheRazorsEdge

MissDreavus and Ziggy5

Morethancurves99 and Jaktar74

Morethancurves99 and Muchas Gracias

Mrs Rosie Pumpkin and CreativeCoupleDerby

Mrs Rosie Pumpkin and Skydrol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh, looks like I did sign up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrsj1 and Devilmademedoit

Natalie and Solerider

NotSoPosh and abcdef12345

NotSoPosh and Fief49

NotsoPosh and Victor71

Peachygg and Hungmike81

Peachygg and Spacebound

PetiteWoman and Irresistibly simple

Petitewoman and Lonely39

Pussy_whisperer2020 and Intrigued32

Rachael x and Tallguytone and

Rocket.Queen and Tigerblueeyes

RoxyChic and Ch3rry Bomber80

Roxychic and HappyandHorny72

Sallyrose and Fredray

Sallyrose and Gentleman Jay

Sapiophile and Fabio

Sapiophile and JP94

Scarlet_woman_xx and G_91

Scarlet_woman_xx and NaughtyTimesBL5

Scarlet_woman_xx and Smoothdick

Shortishblonde and 0din

Silky sax and .Me

Silky sax and Thunderace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkle1974 and Homealone8868

Sparkle1974 and Mister Smooth

Sparkle1974 and Raisedbywolves2020

SparkleBitch and Acer_20

SparkleBitch and David282

Testarossa and Naughtywelsh35

Testarossa and Staxs1

Tindergirl and BigSpoon465

Tindergirl andMealDeal

Tindergirl and Sophie720

Tuberose and ForbiddenEast

Tuberose and Funguy43

Tuberose and Theroomofrequirement

Velvet_Orchid and A_elia Domina

Whitewitch77 and MixedMister

Wonderless and Adam1971

Wonderless and Shybuthornydan

YourFallenAngel and NickJ

YourFallenAngel and Whysoseriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s just a bit of fun so enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Incandescent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very high expectations after our Irish Secret Santa

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Well done Incie, that's a lot of work you've put into it!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Well done Incandescent xx"

Yes, these things take a lot of work

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

bum i missed this.. sounds fun.. hopefully theres good matches

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Thank you for arranging this Incandescent xx

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Well done Incandescent xx

Yes, these things take a lot of work "

yes that's amazing work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bum i missed this.. sounds fun.. hopefully theres good matches "

You can have on of mine if you want to join if that's not against the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great work, thanks !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks and there are no rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks and there are no rules "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay! Thank you Incandescent

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Thank you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Well done incandescent x

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Great work, you should get Fabber of the month if such an award is exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have missed it!

But I want in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks you been a busy bee xx

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I wasn’t on the match list so can I match myself?

Jon-boy & Kitty likes to play

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Bugger missed this one!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Aw I didn't get a match i new I should have signed up

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Wow...that must have took some effort...well done Incandescent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have missed it!

But I want in "

Do you want one of mine lovely?

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Damn didn't see this till now

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done Incandescent, this must have taken ages. Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have missed it!

But I want in

Do you want one of mine lovely? "

I'm not sure what I'm signing up for

But I like to share- so thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I get 3 gorgeous guys thanks Incie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have missed it!

But I want in

Do you want one of mine lovely?

I'm not sure what I'm signing up for

But I like to share- so thankyou "

NickJ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger ....... missed out again this year lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger missed this one!"

Ah ill send you a valentines treat x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Aw I didn't get a match i new I should have signed up "

I can add you to my list if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good work Inca

Happy valentines to all

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By *man91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Unfortunately, I am a year too young to message my match up.

Hopefully, they will get in touch. Or another fun and friendly couple or lady maybe interested to chat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh that’s a shame! The only thing I had to change sometimes was the age range! You could also simply choose someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall make a video/photos for my matches and post on valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall make a video/photos for my matches and post on valentines "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh that’s a shame! The only thing I had to change sometimes was the age range! You could also simply choose someone else "

You're not on the list. Who was your lucky match?........

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

thanks Incie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont remember signing up, when was the thread x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I shall make a video/photos for my matches and post on valentines "

That’s a great idea Ivy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That looks like it was a mammoth task, well done! I must have had my profile hidden so I'll need to find my own valentine *starts writing poetry addressed to self*

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

That's a huge amount of work, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but I wasn't in

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

ooo Well done thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you incandescent

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I missed this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I missed this "

I'll take you too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you Incandescent for your hard work for us all

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I missed this

I'll take you too "

You will have a night with me in the future, there better be cake though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I missed this

I'll take you too

You will have a night with me in the future, there better be cake though "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you incandescent, that must have taken ages! Nice work.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Match me x

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So if you signed up for the Inca Valentine Match Up then the moment of truth is at hand

The technological know-how involved did a great job. Ladies, you may have more than one match but hey, let’s be friendly and share the smiles. Get in contact with your match/es- don’t be shy- share messages, poems, pics or whatever the hell you want really!

The list below is in alphabetical order with the female’s or couple’s name first. If you’re not happy with your match, remember all’s fair in love and war...

If your profile was hidden, sorry but I couldn’t match you.... "

Am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed this

I'll take you too

You will have a night with me in the future, there better be cake though "

I’ll take him too, shall we tag team him

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Thank you Incandescent.

We appreciate the effort you have put in and hope we can achieve at least a smile from our matches.

Jo.Xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Wow well done! That must of taken some effort! Will get to work xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That looks like it was a mammoth task, well done! I must have had my profile hidden so I'll need to find my own valentine *starts writing poetry addressed to self*"

Not much to go off but from what I can see I'll happily take you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello dear matches. Please message me whenever convenient xx

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Incandescent this must of been a lot of work, thank you for organising!

Now, let the fun begin everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Chunky and MrPeachy pucker up buttercups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That looks like it was a mammoth task, well done! I must have had my profile hidden so I'll need to find my own valentine *starts writing poetry addressed to self*

Not much to go off but from what I can see I'll happily take you "

Yay! Valentine

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I missed this

I'll take you too

You will have a night with me in the future, there better be cake though

I’ll take him too, shall we tag team him "

I'm down for tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silky what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Silky what? "

Oh my, I thought you'd matched me with a fella by the name, but she's absolutely beautiful!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Aww very nice thanks

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Unfortunately I can’t send a very lovely message to the lovely lady I’ve been paired with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby


"That looks like it was a mammoth task, well done! I must have had my profile hidden so I'll need to find my own valentine *starts writing poetry addressed to self*

Not much to go off but from what I can see I'll happily take you "

You've beaten everyone else to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love it when a plan comes together. No being shy about contacting each other, don’t just sit in your arses and wait! That’s just silly (and slightly arrogant)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's a huge amount of work, thank you "

You pulled me

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Good morning incandescent... the effort you’ve gone to doing this really is appreciated as it must have been a tough job

Two matches....well ain’t I a lucky lady

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Forgot that I was in this. But great job OP. You paired me up with an absolute worldie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning incandescent... the effort you’ve gone to doing this really is appreciated as it must have been a tough job

Two matches....well ain’t I a lucky lady "

I’d say beautiful lady

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I had forgotten about this and I actually got a match woohoo. Thanks OP for your great effort

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Good job Incandescent! I shall do something spectacular for my Valentine's, you lucky people!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Come on Chunky and MrPeachy pucker up buttercups "

Woop woop - a 3some.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Incandescent - (like many others have already said) thank you for putting all the hard work in to this.

Big hugs CG. XX

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good morning incandescent... the effort you’ve gone to doing this really is appreciated as it must have been a tough job

Two matches....well ain’t I a lucky lady

I’d say beautiful lady "

thank you gorgeous x

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By *pril86Woman
over a year ago

chester

Awww thank you x lovely thought and effort- now to put my thinking cap on

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

That looks like it took a considerable amount of time and effort.

How did you settle on how to match who with who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love it when a plan comes together. No being shy about contacting each other, don’t just sit in your arses and wait! That’s just silly (and slightly arrogant) "

Or romantic to be approached by a gentleman first. I like that.

Convent.ional once a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, Inca.... that's quite a feat! Thank you. x

Will now go and scope out the suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great effort for that OP! I missed this one, but looks like some great matching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww missed out on this

Will have to still search a match myself

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Awwww missed out on this

Will have to still search a match myself "

Invite me round and I'll help you look.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Bugger missed this one!

Ah ill send you a valentines treat x"

a nice man perhaps?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Forgot that I was in this. But great job OP. You paired me up with an absolute worldie "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I know there's plenty of women sad because they never got me, but not to worry, we can still be mates.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Incandescent. Someone else to sexually frustrate me during a snowy lockdown.

Awesome work and thanks for what must have taken a lot of time to put together. Now, about next week’s lottery numbers ... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you Incandescent. Someone else to sexually frustrate me during a snowy lockdown.

Awesome work and thanks for what must have taken a lot of time to put together. Now, about next week’s lottery numbers ... xx"

Sounds like it'll be easy to frustrate you!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was wondering when we'd find out

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

I did ask if I needed to be public to play. I'd have made my profile visible if you'd told me!

*Sulks in corner by herself*

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Well done OP, that some work you have put in.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Great work time to send those messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did ask if I needed to be public to play. I'd have made my profile visible if you'd told me!

*Sulks in corner by herself*"

Still says Hidden..

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Did I miss this

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"I did ask if I needed to be public to play. I'd have made my profile visible if you'd told me!

*Sulks in corner by herself*

Still says Hidden.. "

The horse has bolted.

Going public now won't get Inca to fix me up with a Valentine, will it?

Just an inbox full of dick pics and messages from men who either want to 'fuck me raw' or just say 'Hi!'

It's easier to stay private, buy myself flowers and a big box of Ferrero Rocher to eat in a bubble bath with the bottle of Cremant my ex got me for Christmas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on Chunky and MrPeachy pucker up buttercups

Woop woop - a 3some. "

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Did I miss this "

I've got room for another

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I did ask if I needed to be public to play. I'd have made my profile visible if you'd told me!

*Sulks in corner by herself*

Still says Hidden..

The horse has bolted.

Going public now won't get Inca to fix me up with a Valentine, will it?

Just an inbox full of dick pics and messages from men who either want to 'fuck me raw' or just say 'Hi!'

It's easier to stay private, buy myself flowers and a big box of Ferrero Rocher to eat in a bubble bath with the bottle of Cremant my ex got me for Christmas...

"

That honestly sounds like fun. I’d pick Ferrero’s over men any day

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"

That honestly sounds like fun. I’d pick Ferrero’s over men any day "

Hell, yes, you end up with 16 nuts in your mouth from a standard box. And if you find a pube in your teeth you get a refund and possibly a goodwill voucher!

Want to join me in my bubble bath? You'll have to bring your own Rocher. I don't share chocs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did ask if I needed to be public to play. I'd have made my profile visible if you'd told me!

*Sulks in corner by herself*

Still says Hidden..

The horse has bolted.

Going public now won't get Inca to fix me up with a Valentine, will it?

Just an inbox full of dick pics and messages from men who either want to 'fuck me raw' or just say 'Hi!'

It's easier to stay private, buy myself flowers and a big box of Ferrero Rocher to eat in a bubble bath with the bottle of Cremant my ex got me for Christmas...

"

Oh I’m so sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That honestly sounds like fun. I’d pick Ferrero’s over men any day

Hell, yes, you end up with 16 nuts in your mouth from a standard box. And if you find a pube in your teeth you get a refund and possibly a goodwill voucher!

Want to join me in my bubble bath? You'll have to bring your own Rocher. I don't share chocs "

One box of Roch...oh you didn't mean me.. okay..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can mine give me a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you Incandescent. Someone else to sexually frustrate me during a snowy lockdown.

Awesome work and thanks for what must have taken a lot of time to put together. Now, about next week’s lottery numbers ... xx

Sounds like it'll be easy to frustrate you! "

Word gets round quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can mine give me a message "

I'd give you one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat? "

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm "

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer! "

You* not to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer! "

Now, now. She doesn’t know your reputation so the chances are soooo good. See, I thought about these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be added please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Now, now. She doesn’t know your reputation so the chances are soooo good. See, I thought about these things "

What reputation????? Chance would be a fine thing!

She does seem quite lovely though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer! "

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"

Oh I’m so sorry "

Don't worry about it x

I was joking about the sulking.

Still gonna do the Rocher, bubble bath, bubbly wine thing tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!! "

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now..."

Oops, my bad - just tell him that you don’t give refunds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"

That honestly sounds like fun. I’d pick Ferrero’s over men any day

Hell, yes, you end up with 16 nuts in your mouth from a standard box. And if you find a pube in your teeth you get a refund and possibly a goodwill voucher!

Want to join me in my bubble bath? You'll have to bring your own Rocher. I don't share chocs

One box of Roch...oh you didn't mean me.. okay.. "

You're welcome too! Mainly cos I'm intrigued how you're gonna do a crossover between the Milk Tray man and the Ambassador

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless ! "

Means he’s free ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless ! "

I'll take you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That honestly sounds like fun. I’d pick Ferrero’s over men any day

Hell, yes, you end up with 16 nuts in your mouth from a standard box. And if you find a pube in your teeth you get a refund and possibly a goodwill voucher!

Want to join me in my bubble bath? You'll have to bring your own Rocher. I don't share chocs

One box of Roch...oh you didn't mean me.. okay..

You're welcome too! Mainly cos I'm intrigued how you're gonna do a crossover between the Milk Tray man and the Ambassador "

Ahh well you will have to wait and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

Means he’s free ladies "

Thanks OP but I wouldn’t want to impose my niche humour on anyone else ! Just means my Fab Friends will have to endure some more of my romantic rhymes on the 14th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

I'll take you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

Means he’s free ladies

Thanks OP but I wouldn’t want to impose my niche humour on anyone else ! Just means my Fab Friends will have to endure some more of my romantic rhymes on the 14th "

Oh you don’t get away with it that easily. You can still do your rhymes too

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Can I be added

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be added "

Too late I’m afraid so just choose someone from the thread

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Can I be added

Too late I’m afraid so just choose someone from the thread "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now..."

My love and I already have a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now...

My love and I already have a plan "

That is your hand. What about your Valentine

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless ! "

You're more than welcome in my bubble bath of the unmatched...

Ferrero Rocher and fizzy plonk a must. I'm a Cremant girl but I'll stretch to prosecco or champagne if I have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now...

My love and I already have a plan

That is your hand. What about your Valentine "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

You're more than welcome in my bubble bath of the unmatched...

Ferrero Rocher and fizzy plonk a must. I'm a Cremant girl but I'll stretch to prosecco or champagne if I have to "

I don’t know your preferences, but happy to match with you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

It would be lovely to read in the future if anyone who was matched actually did message each other and met each other and a relationship developed.

We wish those of you who are looking for a Valentine the best of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry OP but have to report first thread misfire. Very cool and attractive match but different strokes and all that. Thanks for your hard work regardless !

You're more than welcome in my bubble bath of the unmatched...

Ferrero Rocher and fizzy plonk a must. I'm a Cremant girl but I'll stretch to prosecco or champagne if I have to "

I only know of one of your preferences but I'll bring along one of the with the Ferrero Rocher..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

Groan. You just had to didn’t you. He’s really going to do my head in now...

My love and I already have a plan

That is your hand. What about your Valentine "

Smutty Ho(p)e

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

"

Sure. Who wants him ladies?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Aww one of mine is just a tad young

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies? "

I always have room

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Aww one of mine is just a tad young "

Maybe i could even it outa bit.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies? "

I'll take him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww one of mine is just a tad young "

Age was the hardest to match up.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It would be lovely to read in the future if anyone who was matched actually did message each other and met each other and a relationship developed.

We wish those of you who are looking for a Valentine the best of luck."

Doriss said that my chances are one in a million, so there's hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!! "

So close but yet so far.

2 metres right?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies?

I always have room "

Phwoaaarrrr

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies?

I'll take him "

Back door first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww one of mine is just a tad young "

Room for a little one....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"It would be lovely to read in the future if anyone who was matched actually did message each other and met each other and a relationship developed.

We wish those of you who are looking for a Valentine the best of luck.

Doriss said that my chances are one in a million, so there's hope. "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies?

I'll take him

Back door first? "

Charming.... Sparkle gets a phwooar and I get me back doors mentioned

You know me so well

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

"

Oh go on then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Oh go on then "

Sold to the young lady at the back

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Sure. Who wants him ladies?

I'll take him

Back door first?

Charming.... Sparkle gets a phwooar and I get me back doors mentioned

You know me so well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incie, what's the plan once we've got in touch with our valentine? Are we supposed to report back like on blind date or summat?

I don’t know but why not? We all need some happy, bubbly, lovey dovey news atm

To matched me with an absolutely beautiful woman in ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY! You torturer!

Sorry, the temptation not to rub it in is just too great - my match is almost on my doorstep. If your match is in a warm climate, I would seriously consider emigrating!!

So close but yet so far.

2 metres right? "

Haha. But psychologically I feel good about it. Besides, if it’s like some guys’ idea of 6”, 2m is a lot closer than you think.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"In the name of equality and all that. Can I have 2 more ladies to even it up please OP

Oh go on then

Sold to the young lady at the back "

I’m not paying you

I’ll wait for a sexy DM soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing "

You posted on the thread so you were in Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing "

Rude, I have been waiting for my love letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing

You posted on the thread so you were in Wonko "

My posts don't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing

Rude, I have been waiting for my love letters "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing

You posted on the thread so you were in Wonko

My posts don't count "

So wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lily still has the slot I vacated to fill since I wasn't playing

You posted on the thread so you were in Wonko

My posts don't count

So wrong."

Nope it's the law ask Boris

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