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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What the fuck does she want?!

She's got food (both wet and dry), her water bowl is full, her tray is clean yet she's still following me round like my shadow. She just stands at my feet meowing.

We've had cuddles. She's slept on my clean laundry.

She's really pissing me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat milk if she's anything like mine

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Is she due on heat? Mine used to do that, was up everyone's arse when she was

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Play with her.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Cat milk if she's anything like mine

Djr hasn't had milk since she was a kitten. She's 18 now.

Every now and then I'll give her some cream if I have some in the fridge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the fuck does she want?!

She's got food (both wet and dry), her water bowl is full, her tray is clean yet she's still following me round like my shadow. She just stands at my feet meowing.

We've had cuddles. She's slept on my clean laundry.

She's really pissing me off lol"

Mine was the same earlier. Needy little crank. She's got the hump now and is curled up in the washing basket

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Is she due on heat? Mine used to do that, was up everyone's arse when she was "

She was spade as soon as I could have it done so not sure she can still be in heat unless it's phantom?

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By *iboy1968Man
over a year ago

cramlington

Squirty cream

Cat nip toys

more and more cuddles

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Play with her."

She doesn't play. Bought her loads of toys in the oast and she just looks at them. She's also immune to cat nip. Does nothing for her.

She's a right fussy mare.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

She wants a little kitty playmate, or 3.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Maybe she’s not feeling great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll cuddle you instead that cats loss

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

swap the cat for a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

She wants to crap in your best shoes.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Maybe she's trying to tell you there's something seriously paranormal going on in the bedroom and you need to watch your back s she saw something in the mirror ...

Sleep well btw

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

"What the fuck does she want?!

She's got food (both wet and dry), her water bowl is full, her tray is clean yet she's still following me round like my shadow. She just stands at my feet meowing.

We've had cuddles. She's slept on my clean laundry.

She's really pissing me off lol"

She clearly loves you and wants some of your time. Be grateful because they’re not around for ever and you’ll miss her when she’s gone. We have 5 cats and miss every one we’ve lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours can be like this.

Its normally if the weather is bad and she doesn't want to go out.

She gets bored and wants constant attention.

We normally play with her then wrap her in a blanket and she settles down for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she's trying to tell you there's something seriously paranormal going on in the bedroom and you need to watch your back s she saw something in the mirror ...

Sleep well btw

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Actually, she's trying to tell you she caught a mouse and she's left it in your bed.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Actually, she's trying to tell you she caught a mouse and she's left it in your bed.

Could be worse, could be a horse's head

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"swap the cat for a dog

If you knew my dogs you wouldn't say that.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Actually, she's trying to tell you she caught a mouse and she's left it in your bed.

Could be worse, could be a horse's head

Never put anything past a pissed off cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, she's trying to tell you she caught a mouse and she's left it in your bed.

Could be worse, could be a horse's head

Never put anything past a pissed off cat."

No they hold grudges for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she's trying to tell you there's something seriously paranormal going on in the bedroom and you need to watch your back s she saw something in the mirror ...

Sleep well btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wants the heating turning up

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Maybe she wants the heating turning up

Or down ... or she's telling an absolute sure fire cure to some small global virus thing... learn to speak cat

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Mine is immune to cat nip but she is a special needs cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she wants the heating turning up

Or down ... or she's telling an absolute sure fire cure to some small global virus thing... learn to speak cat"

Alexa does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she wants the heating turning up

Ours leaves us in no doubt, she sits in front of the radiator yelling at us until its warm enough.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Maybe she needs a shit and wants to go out rather than having to use the tray thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our elderly cat seems to really like company these days. He is like that especially if he's been outside. He really wants to sit on lap (having never been a lap cat). Think they just get to a stage where they want attention. I find it quite sweet as he always used to be independent and grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw I wish I had a cat - give her some love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We kitties do like to play lol. But seriously, my cats just enjoy constant attention, scratches behind the ears, talking to, cuddles, then more cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she wants the heating turning up

Or down ... or she's telling an absolute sure fire cure to some small global virus thing... learn to speak cat

Alexa does.

Alexa is a nightmare when she talks cat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw I wish I had a cat - give her some love

I presumed you had 28 ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she wants a virgin to hand feed her biscuits

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick? "

This for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw I wish I had a cat - give her some love

I presumed you had 28 ?!"

#lifegoals

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick?

This for sure

She was at the vets on Friday and other than high blood pressure and a suspected heart murmer they said she was in good health. Just waiting for the results of the blood tests.

I think she's just being a cantacorous old lady cos she can lol she's 18(ish)

Shes been after my chicken in white wine just now so I shared some cooled form chicken with her lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Maybe she needs a shit and wants to go out rather than having to use the tray thing?

If she goes out she'll get lost as she's going blind lol already been shamed on Facebook when my old cat was found bumping in to things as I didn't realise he was going blind.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick?

This for sure

She was at the vets on Friday and other than high blood pressure and a suspected heart murmer they said she was in good health. Just waiting for the results of the blood tests.

I think she's just being a cantacorous old lady cos she can lol she's 18(ish)

Shes been after my chicken in white wine just now so I shared some cooled form chicken with her lol"

Hope she stays well

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Take it as a complement o/p and enjoy their company as much as you can. Maybe check her out at the vet as she could be trying to tell you she is not happy about something...which could be health related.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Take it as a complement o/p and enjoy their company as much as you can. Maybe check her out at the vet as she could be trying to tell you she is not happy about something...which could be health related."

She was at the vet on Friday. For an elderly lady she's in ok shape. Some high blood pressure that were treating and suspected heart murmer which I'm guessing she's had for a while with no issues. The vet has no concerns.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Little Brian has fallen down the well!!!!!

#whyyounounderstandmeowmeowmeowssillywoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick?

This for sure

She was at the vets on Friday and other than high blood pressure and a suspected heart murmer they said she was in good health. Just waiting for the results of the blood tests.

I think she's just being a cantacorous old lady cos she can lol she's 18(ish)

Shes been after my chicken in white wine just now so I shared some cooled form chicken with her lol"

I don’t think I’ve come across a cat that doesn’t have a heart murmur. It’s giving them the blood pressure medication that’s a pain in the ass ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afew year ago My chihuahua did this all day, he was really clingy then just as i was about to go to bed he had a fit and passed away

dont ignore clingy furbabys

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My boy is getting very clingy but he’s 12 and the more attention he gets, the more he wants, I love him to death though........

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"If she's elderly, she could be trying to tell you something? Maybe she's sick?

This for sure

She was at the vets on Friday and other than high blood pressure and a suspected heart murmer they said she was in good health. Just waiting for the results of the blood tests.

I think she's just being a cantacorous old lady cos she can lol she's 18(ish)

Shes been after my chicken in white wine just now so I shared some cooled form chicken with her lol

I don’t think I’ve come across a cat that doesn’t have a heart murmur. It’s giving them the blood pressure medication that’s a pain in the ass ..."

Apparently they've made them taste nicer. She generally just eats it off her food. Of course she changes her food preference every other day like a damn toddler

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Afew year ago My chihuahua did this all day, he was really clingy then just as i was about to go to bed he had a fit and passed away

dont ignore clingy furbabys

I can't ignore her.... Her favourite sleeping place is on my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a cat....

Is taxidermy an option

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Could be getting dementia, my old cat did and was very vocal and wanted to be with someone all the time.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can't ignore her.... Her favourite sleeping place is on my chest

I agree with the cat

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Maybe she needs a shit and wants to go out rather than having to use the tray thing?

If she goes out she'll get lost as she's going blind lol already been shamed on Facebook when my old cat was found bumping in to things as I didn't realise he was going blind. "

I was reading through to see if you suspected her of going blind, Mine is also 18, going blind and deaf....we've taking to tapping the floor to get her attention because she can follow the vibrations through her paws.

She's only making out shadows now, walked into wall & radiator the other day trying to get in/out the room...I might have to get a stair gate to stop her falling down the stairs.

She's getting quite bad, especially at night sitting meowing as if all hope is lost...she's just lost where everyone is & needs some reassurance.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I have a cat we don't own. If he shouts, I put food down. If thats not it, I chuck him out. He can goto his own house, and his owner can sort him out.

It's ok she knows he lives at mine. She has 6 or 7 others. He likes the quite at ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she needs a shit and wants to go out rather than having to use the tray thing?

If she goes out she'll get lost as she's going blind lol already been shamed on Facebook when my old cat was found bumping in to things as I didn't realise he was going blind.

She's only making out shadows now, walked into wall & radiator the other day trying to get in/out the room...I might have to get a stair gate to stop her falling down the stairs.

She's getting quite bad, especially at night sitting meowing as if all hope is lost...she's just lost where everyone is & needs some reassurance."

Oh how sad.. You could leave the radio on low for her so she has 'company'

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Maybe she needs a shit and wants to go out rather than having to use the tray thing?

If she goes out she'll get lost as she's going blind lol already been shamed on Facebook when my old cat was found bumping in to things as I didn't realise he was going blind.

She's only making out shadows now, walked into wall & radiator the other day trying to get in/out the room...I might have to get a stair gate to stop her falling down the stairs.

She's getting quite bad, especially at night sitting meowing as if all hope is lost...she's just lost where everyone is & needs some reassurance.

Oh how sad.. You could leave the radio on low for her so she has 'company' "

Was a matter of time unfortunately, what's really sad is seeing her confused, I can only imagine what it's like to have the world slowly go black & quiet whilst trying to navigate it.

Company is not really an issue just now lol but I'll bear it in mind for later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please please please, go on you tube and watch billispeaks. *mic drop*

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