FabSwingers.com forum: If History had social media

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

If social media had always been around what Facebook statuses, tweets etc would have been made by people or actual events.

Isaac Newton.. bl..dy apple fell on my head today

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Titanic.. It's ok we barely touched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Romeo ffs answer your phone

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I would assume they would have letters and diary's insted, plus note taking.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

They do this on Richard Osman's House Of Games - have been some good ones although blowed if can remember them

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Harold owwwwwww ffs that hit me in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do this on Richard Osman's House Of Games - have been some good ones although blowed if can remember them

There he blows

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"If social media had always been around what Facebook statuses, tweets etc would have been made by people or actual events.

Isaac Newton.. bl..dy apple fell on my head today

Funny I was only thinking of a similar post yesterday... If social media had been around when the religions scriptures had been written... The Torah, the Bible, the Quran... And how Saint Kanye would have been represented or the disciples of science...

Joseph "I did not have sex with that woman" about Mary...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Ok who fired that bloody arrow? - King Harold, Hastings

Is getting a little warm today - Joan Of Arc

I feel on top of the world - Edmund Hilary

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"They do this on Richard Osman's House Of Games - have been some good ones although blowed if can remember them

There he blows

Captain Ahab tweet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just seen that Jesus bloke again

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Churchill... Oy adolf, come over here if you think your hard enough

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Athenian politics section of Reddit or group on Facebook.

Mytilenean debate would be a shit show of a flame war ending in threats and the mods banning lots of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do this on Richard Osman's House Of Games - have been some good ones although blowed if can remember them

There he blows

Captain Ahab tweet ?

Free Willy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Athenian politics section of Reddit or group on Facebook.

Mytilenean debate would be a shit show of a flame war ending in threats and the mods banning lots of people."

A bit like the fab forums then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry VIII status update: its complicated

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Black Plague - it’s fake, the government is controlling us

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Little did they know that piece of paper was yesterday's Times crossword - Neville Chamberlain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you won’t believe how Jesus looks now, click here to see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julius Caesar tweet to Brutus: Et Tu Brute ? (face palm emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone watch “ The 3 Kings” last night

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I’ve just seen that Jesus bloke again

Jesus and another 12 students dinner party broken up and fines issued, the organiser issued with 10000 dinari fine... "who the hell do they think they are?" say daily scheckel readers

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Virgin Mary.. How the heck did that happen

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Four score and seven years ago...oh FFS I'm never going to fit all this into 280 characters!! - Abraham Lincoln

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Space Shuttle Columbia - Wooohoo we're passing into Earth's atmosphere on our way back from the ISS. The homecoming party is gonna be aweso

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Virgin Mary.. How the heck did that happen "

Dna evidence proves you had sex with that man... Stone her

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"Titanic.. It's ok we barely touched it "
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It's a conspiracy, I didn't see an iceberg and I don't know anyone who did. There's nothing wrong with this ship.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

People saying ash has started landing in Pompeii, no chance I ain't seen nothing, just trying to control you, wake up sheeple, mount Vesuvius ain't gonna blow lmao.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Lorena bobbit.. Sausage casserole tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Snow... Don't drink the frickin' water people!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Neville chamberlain tweets. "nothing to worry about, we'll be back to normal by Easter"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Greeks beat persia in close fought battle of marathon" tweets Phillippides

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Fucking Josephine, she's insatiable, doesn't she know I've got a battle tomorrow? - Napoleon Boneparte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From @CityofTroy - Just got great gift of wooden horse from Greeks. Love you guys, sending hugs x

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

JFK-Busy day in Dallas today. Picnic on a lovely grassy knoll with Jackie later.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think JFK shot himself. False flag operation. The truth will out. Don't believe what you read, people, trust the plan. I saw seventeen people with blue ties. It's a sign!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You can choose your friends, but not your family - Oswiu after Oethelwald defected to Penda.

TLDR in response to Asser's life of Alfred being posted.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Global climate crisis," we will all be under ice in 5 billion years unless we change our ways" tweets Stone age eco warrior

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So take a right up the Bay Of Biscay, keep going straight till you reach England then a sharp left and keep going till you reach land - Columbus' SatNav

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By *he Jizz PlayerMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Archduke Ferdinand - Arrived safely at Sarajevo.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Weird stones appeared near Salisbury last night. Anyone know what it’s for? Heard Bovis are putting up more houses in the area

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"Virgin Mary.. How the heck did that happen

Dna evidence proves you had sex with that man... Stone her "

She was a homeless virgin...and she has 3 dudes outside bearing gifts, waiting on news of the baby. Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird stones appeared near Salisbury last night. Anyone know what it’s for? Heard Bovis are putting up more houses in the area

On the bloody Greenbelt as well !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read about what i get up to on my European roadtrip on Twitter @adolfstravels

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Like some of the like crowd are on the like pitch, they think it's like all over

#Hurst

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not sure that's really Elvis on the telly having that polio jab. Look, his hair is coiffed differently in this picture from two weeks ago. It must be a body double. Elvis would never risk his life doing something so stupid. big Pharma have ordered a body double to fool the sheeple. We should boycott Elvis for not speaking out about it, and send him hate mail for not condemning this conspiracy. Since when did a little paralysis ever hurt anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MLK - i have a dream, you can hear all about it in my new podcast , sponsored by nytol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Christopher Columbus...I found it first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chernobyl news.

There was a small fire today, nothing to worry about. You'll be back in your homes soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read about what i get up to on my European roadtrip on Twitter @adolfstravels"
now that would have been a blog worth following.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Relationship status:

Henry VIII - it's complicated

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Relationship status:

Henry VIII - it's complicated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read about what i get up to on my European roadtrip on Twitter @adolfstravels now that would have been a blog worth following."

Spoiler alert....it ended badly.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Read about what i get up to on my European roadtrip on Twitter @adolfstravels now that would have been a blog worth following.

Spoiler alert....it ended badly."

Who gives spoilers?! Outrageous! You Nazi!

(Joke, joke!)

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Squeezed the dangly bits under a cow today....you wouldn't believe what happened lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Squeezed the dangly bits under a cow today....you wouldn't believe what happened lol"

This is a family site. You pervert!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't have to use blackout curtains if I don't want to. This country is going to the dogs. We'll never be free to have the lights on ever again if we don't fight against this totalitarian nonsense. And if other people die at the hands of bombs, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So Eve said to me, "Just eat this apple it's good for you" and then my world went to shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Eve said to me, "Just eat this apple it's good for you" and then my world went to shit"

my favourite so far

it would probably be a tik tok with the oh no soundtrack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chernobyl news.

There was a small fire today, nothing to worry about. You'll be back in your homes soon..."

Unfortunately that is exactly what people were told !

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

The world stood still in anticipation when Alexander Graham Bell was about to send the first tweet.. imagine the dissapointment when it was just simply "hello" lol

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Relationship status:

Henry VIII - it's complicated "

Haha.. love that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Eve said to me, "Just eat this apple it's good for you" and then my world went to shit"

Poor Eve, still getting grief while the serpent gets forgotten!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Neil Amstrong:

#onesmallstep #man #giantleap #allmankind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Boleyn:

"Just Don't Ask"

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

henry 8th would be on the same boat as trump....banned for shouting fake news everywhere...whilst doing exactly what was being claimed behind the scenes..

the resemblance between the 2 behaviors wise is scary.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Black Plague - it’s fake, the government is controlling us"

considering the church took a rampage on cats as being demons/related to witch craft round about the same time there could be correlation with the ignorant act....

lessons to be learning in the importance of biodiversity & ignorance on humans maybe.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

So I escape to the jungle for a bit of peace and quiet and that twat Stanley tracks me down and presumes who I am #musthidebetter #fuckoffStanley

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Build a boat he says!! Put two of each animal on it he says!! It's going to rain hard he says!! Thought he was the one capable of working fucking miracles not me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If social media had always been around what Facebook statuses, tweets etc would have been made by people or actual events.

Isaac Newton.. bl..dy apple fell on my head today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abraham Lincoln: God, wife's making me go to the theatre later. Someone shoot me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone been to that bakery on Pudding Lane? I hear their cakes are lit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucifer - Anyone got a spare room? been kicked out by that pompous up 'is arse neck beard

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

As if this hump wasn't bad enough, do you think I can find a bloody horse anywhere? What next? Burial in a car park? - Richard III

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf 'yummy daddy' hitler- feeling defeated

'meine schnauzer has eatenschnaffled das keys to meine Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Adolf 'yummy daddy' hitler- feeling defeated

'meine schnauzer has eatenschnaffled das keys to meine Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus'"

Mein Hund hat meine Autoschlüssel gefressen

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When Henry said he wanted me to give him head this isn't what I had in mind - Anne Boleyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook status update

Mary - fuucckkk, visit from someone, big news, #you know who you are

Mary’s friend - you ok hun?

Mary - I’ll dm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook status update

Mary - fuucckkk, visit from someone, big news, #you know who you are

Mary’s friend - you ok hun?

Mary - I’ll dm you "

Just imagine the backlash Mary would have got nowadays there would have been family and friends jumping in the comments about how she could do this to Joseph and paternity tests it would have been a right drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook status update

Mary - fuucckkk, visit from someone, big news, #you know who you are

Mary’s friend - you ok hun?

Mary - I’ll dm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won the 2020 presidential election

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Potatoes and now tobacco, if Raleigh doesn't turn up with a good present soon I'll have his head off #wantdiamonds - Elizabeth I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook status update

Mary - fuucckkk, visit from someone, big news, #you know who you are

Mary’s friend - you ok hun?

Mary - I’ll dm you

its ok it was before jezza kyle got cancelled... he would have gotten to the bottom of it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Off to the theatre to meet my great pal Brutus. Things are coming up Julius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook status update

Mary - fuucckkk, visit from someone, big news, #you know who you are

Mary’s friend - you ok hun?

Mary - I’ll dm you

its ok it was before jezza kyle got cancelled... he would have gotten to the bottom of it "

come to think of it he woulda had a field day on the bible

#my husband jacob is cheating with my sister

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Blindfolded whilst 12 french men surround me with their weapons out. #naughtygirl - Mata Hari

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

(pic of Head on a platter on Valentine’s Day) #Boydidgood #luckygirl - Salome

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Bored of staying in for quarantine? Bitch please. - Quasimodo

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

King Charles II.. Plague my arse, it's just a common cold

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Captain at rorkes drift.. A few friendly locals are approaching to welcome us

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Got to say Hardy is looking rather tempting lately, determined to kiss him even if it's the last thing I do #alltheniceboysloveasailor - Lord Nelson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vikings *takes selfie in the middle of a good pillage

Vikings to the King of Wessex; “Stood in your church bro, shagging your wife on the alter*

King of Wessex (secretly in middle aged fab.com): ”Can I watch?”

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Call yourself a magician Paul Daniels? Have you ever fed 5,000 with just 5 loaves and two fishes? #eatthatsucker

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Spartacus,, I AM SPARTACUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Checking in at the Texas School Book Depository.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Jaws.. So hungry

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

FML build a career based on a distinctive moustache and a dictator comes along and nicks it - I'll show him - Charlie Chaplin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Henry VIII is in a new relationship.

- Henry VIII is single.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Ann Boleyn: So forgetful today, I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Medusa : Everyone round here are just snakes, now on it's just me and the kids.

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