FabSwingers.com forum: Unusual criteria / exclusions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only men with brown eyes.

There was like 50 more criteria on that profile but this one stood out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

That made me check my face picture - phew a proper collared shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there."

What, in Morrisons café?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What, in Morrisons café?

Yep!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No pink shirts? They clearly have no taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What, in Morrisons café?

Yep!

Cleaner to Table 4

Bring a mop & bucket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

That made me check my face picture - phew a proper collared shirt

Thank goodness for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there."

What!!! Oh no! No no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What!!! Oh no! No no!!! "

Polo shirts are so Uber sexy (sigh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What!!! Oh no! No no!!!

Polo shirts are so Uber sexy (sigh)

Stop stirring that pot you! I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What!!! Oh no! No no!!!

Polo shirts are so Uber sexy (sigh)

Stop stirring that pot you! I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What!!! Oh no! No no!!!

Polo shirts are so Uber sexy (sigh)

Stop stirring that pot you! I see you

My little fab friend had all polo shirts in all different colours. I begged for one soaked in his scent but alas! They were too precious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

A bloke turned up to meet me in a polo shirt and chinos! If he'd been wearing white socks too I would've shagged him right there.

What!!! Oh no! No no!!!

Polo shirts are so Uber sexy (sigh)

Stop stirring that pot you! I see you

My little fab friend had all polo shirts in all different colours. I begged for one soaked in his scent but alas! They were too precious. "

Don't you start either!! Your pot is bigger than Incies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)"

I like them...she is just fussy and prefers satin shirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

I like them...she is just fussy and prefers satin shirts

She loves them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo shirts are cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo shirts are cool "

It’s the colour that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)"

No I really do not like them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

I like them...she is just fussy and prefers satin shirts

And the medallion! I love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

I like them...she is just fussy and prefers satin shirts

She loves them

I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Polo shirts are cool "

They're not

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

Me too! I thought that was just me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I won't meet people if they have a certain name. I ain't writing it on my profile though coz they'll just say their name is something else and then I'd have to bleach myself from the inside out when I learnt the truth.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Saw a single lady that had listed she was ok with beards but only if they had absolutely no grey. Given I look a little like a badger I felt a bit personally attacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

Me too! I thought that was just me"

Oh thank goodness for that! Glad I am not alone in my dislike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

She loves them

I don't

That's ok cos I don't like floral blouses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused

Do you really like polo-shirts or is this sarcasm?

(I need to know cos I have lots of them)

She loves them

I don't

That's ok cos I don't like floral blouses

Neither do I

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Saw a single lady that had listed she was ok with beards but only if they had absolutely no grey. Given I look a little like a badger I felt a bit personally attacked

A little bit? I'm sure I've been watching you on The Masked Singer

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

"Ive just seen a profile that includes 'no men with pink or purple shirts'

What unusual criteria have you seen on profiles?

No naming and be nice

Tbf I can relate to this, I really don't like polo top, so if a guy sends me a picture and he's wearing a polo top it's ugh, no thanks

Me too! I thought that was just me

Oh thank goodness for that! Glad I am not alone in my dislike!"

It’s such a turn off, so are football shirts and when they have gelled hair with the tiny spikey fringe.

Normally that fringe is accompanied by a polo shirt.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I won't meet people if they have a certain name. I ain't writing it on my profile though coz they'll just say their name is something else and then I'd have to bleach myself from the inside out when I learnt the truth."

Snap I have two names that make me shudder thanks to exes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Polo shirts are cool

They're not

I wont invite you to any of my Polo games for a social then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shamelessly bumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bi men.

I believe my fiancé got warning for pointing ojt to someone, that as a bi man, himselvr. He is incredibly Proud of his ability to be in the same room as another naked and not sexually assault him

Uncontrollably. We’ve also gone up great lengths of explain to certain men that if you “not into guy on guy stuff, he will replace it ket. If you say “can you guess what it is yet, you’ll probably ruin his and childhoods of many others on here.

And when they often say “I don’t know if I could be in bed with him at all the same time” or “I don’t kind him there but he must m touch me”. Again, he’s extremely proud of his ability to not sexually adsioy Solti oh they ask him not what to. But we do have the logistic of 2 men having a ex with someone who’s size 6 and 5’. You inevitably will touch, But there is a massive difference between touching and “touching”; and that they still weren’t l sure of the difference, he’d happily happy demonstrate on them.

Similar strange requests. After asking to join or being invited to a threesome we’re hosting, they will suddenly change their tone and say he can’t be in the bed or even the room at the same time. Maybe we’re just silly, but surely thats not even a threesole anymore. And they often mention their as late as possible , I guess in the hope we go “go one then”, but advise for all, don’t do to a high functioning autistic person, gas lighting or guilt tripping won’t work. He Will and has actually done, made someone legate immediately with no second chance

I get told this One ofMine is weird. I don’t meet couples by myself on the first meet. Partially to help me cope with anxiety, partially because of safety. And no he’s not waiting in the car or watch tv. I don’t think that weird. Trying to arrange a meet with just the guy (usually) or girl and it’s just trying to find a loophole.

Had one person offer to host and then asked for £80 deposit.. erm.. scam?

And my fiancé went to a group session from Grindr. Was told to be quiet. Fair enough. 2am. It’s a flat. Not the reason. Guy hosting was a lodger and the owner was asleep in the next room. The owner didn’t there any as a party. Didnt know he was gay and it all would have been bad. He didn’t stay.

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