FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing meets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s have a giggle and laugh about our most embarrassing meets I’ve had a few moments one of mine was I’d douched and fitted a metal butt plug ready for a meet at some point during the meet I was on all fours and the guy gently pulled out the plug and let’s say due to a lack of experience I squirted all over him he was not impressed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kicked somebody in the face once

That didn't go down very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I parked up at the Hotel only to discover it was the wrong one. Back in the car and 10 minutes later I found the right one.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got abandoned mid meet for KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC"

That's tickled me more than it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During our first ever meet, I might have had a pretty bad nosebleed all over my now fiancée...

God I'm a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he mad!!! Youve got more breast and thigh to offer than KFC!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was he mad!!! Youve got more breast and thigh to offer than KFC!!!!!!!"

Ah but is she finger licking good too?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Was he mad!!! Youve got more breast and thigh to offer than KFC!!!!!!!

Ah but is she finger licking good too?

I'll have you know I rolled myself in seasoning especially. So ungrateful.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There was the one time my award winning blow job skills sent the guy to sleep so Mr and I were left laying on the bed looking at each other while he gently snored

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

And that was half way through, not after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC"

That wouldnt happen with me Lacey....I dont like KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that was half way through, not after!

You do have a soothing way about you

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A female friend of mine knocked on the door of room 110 at a Holiday Inn. Little did she know the guy she was meeting was at the Holiday Inn across town lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little fella not working is always embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was he mad!!! Youve got more breast and thigh to offer than KFC!!!!!!!

Ah but is she finger licking good too?

I'll have you know I rolled myself in seasoning especially. So ungrateful. "

The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of that Bastard

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"And that was half way through, not after!

You do have a soothing way about you "

. That's scant compensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The little fella not working is always embarrassing

Being furloughed is tough for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC"

Did they come back though?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC

Did they come back though?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC"
it's all gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had one yet

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC it's all gravy

Maybe I need to start packing some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sexual meet, but I went on a date with a friends work colleague. About 20 mins in, waiting for our drinks to arrive having general chit chat, he blurts out....'i thought it was Heather's other friend I was meeting, the blond one'....as he finished the sentence the drinks arrived. Then the awkward silence....

I was mortified. Sooo embaressed. And really didn't want to be there. First and last 'blind date' I've been on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC it's all gravy

Maybe I need to start packing some. "

I mean come on a date at kfc!!! Winning why would he leave

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I got abandoned mid meet for KFC it's all gravy

Maybe I need to start packing some.

I mean come on a date at kfc!!! Winning why would he leave

Nah, I don't eat meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I parked up at the Hotel only to discover it was the wrong one. Back in the car and 10 minutes later I found the right one. "

Yeh for a moment i thought you'd stood me up

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Not had one yet

I’m sure I could help out on that front

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Not a sexual meet, but I went on a date with a friends work colleague. About 20 mins in, waiting for our drinks to arrive having general chit chat, he blurts out....'i thought it was Heather's other friend I was meeting, the blond one'....as he finished the sentence the drinks arrived. Then the awkward silence....

I was mortified. Sooo embaressed. And really didn't want to be there. First and last 'blind date' I've been on."

awks!

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