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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There - locations.

“Your underpants are over there.”

“I’m on my way. I’ll be there soon”

“There’s no way that is going to fit in there!”

Their - possessions.

“They gave me their address.”

“Their dog was watching us the whole time.”

“Their bed sheets were soaked by the end.”

They’re - contraction of ‘they are’.

“They’re a really nice couple.”

“They’re meeting me again.”

“They’re going to do, what, to my butt?!”

Your - possessive.

“Your dildo.”

“Your dog is still watching!”

“Your butt is leaking!”

You’re - contraction of ‘you are’.

“You’re never going to fit in there.”

“You’re tighter than I expected.”

“You’re going to call me again, aren’t you?”

Any questions? We cool? Great.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you home schooling ?

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

No questions. I know my grammar.

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Shouldn't that be are we cool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot of effort there op. But I have to agree with you. I'm a bit of a grammar snob. Drives me nuts.

J

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Nice Tash mate THERE mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this lecture be available on Audio?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

There’s currently more in life to worry about

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Run that by me again

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

OP, you forgot "were", "we're" and "where".

There

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No questions. I know my grammar. "

I know my Grammar as well but I’m not allowed to see her during lockdown

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Shouldn't that be are we cool?"

Or perhaps "we're cool", but we've not had the "wear, where, we're ware, were" lesson yet, so perhaps not!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We're where we were.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"We're where we were."

I’m over their

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

Over there

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Got to love the grammar police

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

There’s someone with to much time on there hands

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

We need the to, too, two lesson

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

There, their, they're.

Just consoling the grammar pendants x

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I don’t need this kind of information on a Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you home schooling ?"

And on a Sunday, too! It’s like being back at borstal. Lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice Tash mate THERE mate "

Star pupil! Understands the grammar and uses it in his own sentences. His report will be glowing by the end of the year.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"There’s someone with to much time on there hands "

I think having too much time on your hands is a common problem at the moment.

Thanks foe the Sunday morning lesson OP.

I found relating there to here and your to our worked well, when helping our children.

My son is now a grammar nazi... I maybe stressed the importance grammar and punctuation too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you home schooling ?

And on a Sunday, too! It’s like being back at borstal. Lol ?? "

Now teach them the difference between woman and women.

"You're a sexy women"

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Nice Tash mate THERE mate

Star pupil! Understands the grammar and uses it in his own sentences. His report will be glowing by the end of the year."

Thank you my good man

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

How do you console a grammar nazi? There, they're, their.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wouldn't it be a grammar Nazi ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you console a grammar nazi? There, they're, their."

Lol love it!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Remember, for many on here English is not there first language. We would certainly get mixed up with other languages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're where we were.

I’m over their "

Incorrect, Huggybear! Go and stand in the corner and think about what you have done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for sharing.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down


"Remember, for many on here English is not there first language. We would certainly get mixed up with other languages."

Not to mention some people have difficulty with reading and writing. I always find posts like this very demeaning to people who already are worried about typing replies and will put them off even more now knowing people are looking out for the mistakes that they may make. That's wrong in so many ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember, for many on here English is not there first language. We would certainly get mixed up with other languages.

Not to mention some people have difficulty with reading and writing. I always find posts like this very demeaning to people who already are worried about typing replies and will put them off even more now knowing people are looking out for the mistakes that they may make. That's wrong in so many ways. "

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"There - locations.

“Your underpants are over there.”

“I’m on my way. I’ll be there soon”

“There’s no way that is going to fit in there!”

Their - possessions.

“They gave me their address.”

“Their dog was watching us the whole time.”

“Their bed sheets were soaked by the end.”

They’re - contraction of ‘they are’.

“They’re a really nice couple.”

“They’re meeting me again.”

“They’re going to do, what, to my butt?!”

Your - possessive.

“Your dildo.”

“Your dog is still watching!”

“Your butt is leaking!”

You’re - contraction of ‘you are’.

“You’re never going to fit in there.”

“You’re tighter than I expected.”

“You’re going to call me again, aren’t you?”

Any questions? We cool? Great."

Qué?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Qué? "

Puedo explicar en español, si quieres.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Does anyone want to explain why have and of are *not* interchangeable?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Does anyone want to explain why have and of are *not* interchangeable? "

Ooh.. don't get me started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful, there are a few that don't even know the difference between then and than.... our and are... dose and does or met and meet, this may be too much for some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Careful, there are a few that don't even know the difference between then and than.... our and are... dose and does or met and meet, this may be too much for some! "

Eh?

Haha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Remember, for many on here English is not there first language. We would certainly get mixed up with other languages.

Not to mention some people have difficulty with reading and writing. I always find posts like this very demeaning to people who already are worried about typing replies and will put them off even more now knowing people are looking out for the mistakes that they may make. That's wrong in so many ways. "

Yep. The two people I have met who most awed me with their intelligence were both quite severely dyslexic but one was an incredible computer programmer and the other now has a PhD in Physics. At the end of the day, grammar is something we learn at about in primary school, some just struggle with it more for a variety of reasons but if people want to get hung up on it and act superior over lessons we're taught as children and not move on and consider all the things we learn after this and the different strengths and weaknesses we all have in them, that's up to them. Nobody is going to give you a gold sticker anymore though sorry .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's your biggest concern today...you lucky bastard!

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This winds my friend up. I use the wrong there or other words that sound the same but are spelt different. Your for everything. The thing is, I don't write or read often. So when I'm typing a message to someone that doesn't matter( someone who shouldn't judge me) I just spew it out without thought. It's only if writing to someone important, like official things that I will go back over what I've written and usually change everything about it, grammar/ spelling wise. For the rest of you, I don't care. Haha

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Shouldn't that be are we cool?"

I don't feel qualified to confirm this but part of me desperately wants the grammar lecturer to be wrong in his own post

How brilliant would that be

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Shouldn't that be are we cool?

I don't feel qualified to confirm this but part of me desperately wants the grammar lecturer to be wrong in his own post

How brilliant would that be "

He did delete his first post, which I found to be ironic and amusing in equal amounts

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

Me finks meve got it aint i.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If ever there’s a thread to get you some cock then this’ll be it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If ever there’s a thread to get you some cock then this’ll be it OP "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Shouldn't that be are we cool?

I don't feel qualified to confirm this but part of me desperately wants the grammar lecturer to be wrong in his own post

How brilliant would that be

He did delete his first post, which I found to be ironic and amusing in equal amounts "

We must share the same sense of humour

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Please Sir, may I leave the room Sir?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"This winds my friend up. I use the wrong there or other words that sound the same but are spelt different. Your for everything. The thing is, I don't write or read often. So when I'm typing a message to someone that doesn't matter( someone who shouldn't judge me) I just spew it out without thought. It's only if writing to someone important, like official things that I will go back over what I've written and usually change everything about it, grammar/ spelling wise. For the rest of you, I don't care. Haha"

It's an arse ache stopping to put in the apostrophes.

My phone doesn't always auto suggest they're or you're or it's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please Sir, may I leave the room Sir?"

May I or Might I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ever there’s a thread to get you some cock then this’ll be it OP "

Lol yeh I’m painfully aware of that. Some things are more important to an out of work English teacher, though ??

Anyway, I hope that the vast majority of people see my original post as a tongue in cheek attempt at a bit of a giggle. I mean, at least I tried to make the examples relevant to Fab. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you console a grammar nazi? There, they're, their."

Hahaha love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small things don't bother me . I once spoke with a guy that thanked me for speaking to him. He is dyslexic and nobody would speak to him because of it. To be honest I didn't want to either because trying to decipher every message was annoying, but after he thanked me I felt obliged to be nice. Especially this year!

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Qué?

Puedo explicar en español, si quieres."

Something in the region of, I can explain in Spanish, if I want.

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