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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a very large sum of money just sitting there. I need ideas for investment ......

A VERY LARGE SUM......

Where do I invest ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Marry me."

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I have some magic beans for sale

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

In a Nigerian general's bank account

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Spend a couple of hundred on a financial adviser, you won't regret it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Marry me."

I would but I wouldn't.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Marry me.

Don't laugh. I don't think he loves me. He's just sniffin the green stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Property always a winner

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have some magic beans for sale

That appeals. How many have you got ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't listen to em G-Crumps!

Get yourself a chair like mine. Life changing and so much fun.

Invest the rest in your own happiness. Do things that will bring you joy.

Or, you could purchase a large plot of land and turn it into an animal rescue centre and employ me to be chief animal cuddler... ya know, if you're really stuck for ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t know what you’re doing be careful. Stick up to £20k in an isa (crap rates at the moment)

Then aim for a stocks and shares index tracker - there’s better returns out there but this is low maintenance and low work.

Keep 6 months salary easily accessible in easy access savings accounts

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Spend a couple of hundred on a financial adviser, you won't regret it"

But then i'd be skint .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you don’t know what you’re doing be careful. Stick up to £20k in an isa (crap rates at the moment)

Then aim for a stocks and shares index tracker - there’s better returns out there but this is low maintenance and low work.

Keep 6 months salary easily accessible in easy access savings accounts "

Sal a ry ....... ?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I have a very large sum of money just sitting there. I need ideas for investment ......

A VERY LARGE SUM......

Where do I invest ?"
Porto and lisbon

Buy old houses

The Hollywood elite are starting to think both cities are the place to be,,

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Buy up some of the moon now before the colonisation rush starts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't we see your profile ?

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By *ochdale lad2019Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

"I have a very large sum of money just sitting there. I need ideas for investment ......

A VERY LARGE SUM......

Where do I invest ?"

Invest it in yourself and seek professional legal assistance x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why can't we see your profile ?"

Cos the door is wedged shut with wonga

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have a very large sum of money just sitting there. I need ideas for investment ......

A VERY LARGE SUM......

Where do I invest ?

Invest it in yourself and seek professional legal assistance x"

I think the folk of FAB Forum are professionals

professional something anyway

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Buy up some of the moon now before the colonisation rush starts. "

What have I told you about mentioning my colon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see your profile please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a hot air balloon (fuck it - BUY one!) and then scatter the notes all amongst the adoring public below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set up a sanctuary for aging unconvincing transvestites.

Ta da!

You have your first client already. Money for old rope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny go to Martin Lewis website read his stuff on investment procedures eye opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay me to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premium bonds and escorts!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Invest your time with me Granny

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Invest in gold bullion or coins there quite low at the moment your sure to make a good investment long term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't need to draw on it, property and/or gold to diversify, bullion preferably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must post this same thread.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Property in Riverside Barking.

New stuff going up along the Thames.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pay me to fuck you."

You didn't even read my profile! You're such a daredevil.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I must post this same thread."

Why petal ? You loaded too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptocurrency. Invest half.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Invest your time with me Granny

I would too ..... you in a grey bin n me in a green bin ..... awwwww

We could play timed naked pop up .....

Boo! Nearest to 3 mins wins.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Premium bonds and escorts! "

Most sensible suggestion yet.

Dirty money n dirty men

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Set up a sanctuary for aging unconvincing transvestites.

Ta da!

You have your first client already. Money for old rope!"

Oh stop it! You're gorgeous.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ask Martin Lewis.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy lottery tickets with it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some gold. Value will only ever increase.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Buy lottery tickets with it all."

That really is a good idea! I mean ......... with odds like those below ...

According to the National Lottery website, the odds of winning the major prizes are: Lotto jackpot: 1 in 45,057,474. EuroMillions jackpot: 1 in 139,838,160. Set For Life top prize: 1 in 15,339,390.

What's to lose ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always has to be property. You could buy a small Northen Town and crown yourself Mayoress.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

my adhd says SPEND IT ALL NOW...as i have done with a chunk of unexpected cash recently...opps

My professional financial self says save and invest. It all depend how much you got really but an advisor is a good idea or even check money matters website Martin Lewis will give plenty of options that are open to you and at the best rates.

TBH, It all depends if your bothered in what you invest in, for instance some folk want to invest in green industries only over the old oil mix packs. others want to invest in real estate or bonds and others don't care long as they make a few bucks.

Its tricky just now too because so many are teetering on the edge with cashflow issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Madam,

I have come across your postings. I am a Nigerian prince who has been exiled to the Netherlands. My country is in distress for many a year.

The revolution is almost over and I shall be king.

We however need the weapons. If you give me 95% I shall tripple it and return to you within a week.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Always has to be property. You could buy a small Northen Town and crown yourself Mayoress. "

Gasp! Or the whole of fookin' Worcestershire....... Go me !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Dear Madam,

I have come across your postings. I am a Nigerian prince who has been exiled to the Netherlands. My country is in distress for many a year.

The revolution is almost over and I shall be king.

We however need the weapons. If you give me 95% I shall tripple it and return to you within a week.

What a lovely man. Would you allow me to send you all my bank details ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Madam,

I have come across your postings. I am a Nigerian prince who has been exiled to the Netherlands. My country is in distress for many a year.

The revolution is almost over and I shall be king.

We however need the weapons. If you give me 95% I shall tripple it and return to you within a week.

What a lovely man. Would you allow me to send you all my bank details ?"

Please madam, I have no need for your detail.

Please kindly deposit amount in -

Account number 69696969

Sort code 69-69-69

Bank name Fab-ank

Companies name - rip off grannycrumpets ltd

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By *lirtymr_mrsCouple
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

"If you don’t know what you’re doing be careful. Stick up to £20k in an isa (crap rates at the moment)

Then aim for a stocks and shares index tracker - there’s better returns out there but this is low maintenance and low work.

Keep 6 months salary easily accessible in easy access savings accounts "

Just do this if you know nothing about investing and aren't able to learn.

If you are learning investing then do so with only a small amount of money, it takes time and experience to get good but thoroughly learnable if you have the right temperament.

Following all the other suggestions here would require you to have the ability to assess the investment opportunity and decide if it's good or not. Not everyone possesses that skill and it can be very difficult to do well, which is why so many people get ripped off by financial services providers of one form or another.

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