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"I don't like this thread! *moan, moan, whinge,whinge*" I dont like that you don't like this thread and now you’ve made my cat cry....I hope you're happy now! | |||
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"Please keep all your complaints to this thread, so we can use this forum for fun. K Tx Bye Xxxx "My complaint is that i am having to work this weekend and you haven't done anything about it have you? From a disgruntled fabber. | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office." I can back you up on that one! Heads will roll for that | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office." Have you seen how small Flakes are now? Bloody liberty  | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office." I can eat two wagon wheels at once with my lips closed. I’m going to pretend this is in some way sexy - you lucky ladies! | |||
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"I don't like this thread! *moan, moan, whinge,whinge* I dont like that you don't like this thread and now you’ve made my cat cry....I hope you're happy now! " Nope! Not happy. I need your cat cry  | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office." And crisps are just a bag of air! | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office. I can eat two wagon wheels at once with my lips closed. I’m going to pretend this is in some way sexy - you lucky ladies!" I have a complaint that this man said he had sex with me-on another thread-and I don't remember it  | |||
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"Inspired by the local FB group having a thread complaining about people complaining. " There were complaints that not enough people complained | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office. I can back you up on that one! Heads will roll for that" I think I will start a petition.  | |||
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"There is definitive lack of cake around today. I am hungry and breakfast is late #superfail #muchdisappoint "Sorry the hear this , I've just made oreo cheesecake and I'd have saved you a slice of two to help in your hour of need | |||
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"I havent seen enough cocks today  "Sending hugs to your inbox  | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine "Ah, tried to boob you but are outside of your age range. Please look at our profile and consider my boobs in your inbox | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine "Boobie cake would be ideal | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine
Boobie cake would be ideal "Oh wouldn't it just | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine "No willies in mine | |||
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"I havent seen enough cocks today "Your box will be full pretty soon now you advertised the issue  | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office." Could it just be that now you're hands are bigger | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine
No willies in mine "You should start a thread  | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine
No willies in mine
You should start a thread "Lol ... I'm definitely not a thread starter | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine
No willies in mine "No homemade biscuits in mine (I’m still feeling bitter about that lol) | |||
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"I tried cracking eggs with my cock and now I’ve got no eggs for lunch. "How many attempts? | |||
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"No cake in my inbox! No boobs in mine
No willies in mine
No homemade biscuits in mine (I’m still feeling bitter about that lol)"Hahahahahahahaha sorry  I didn't eat them though!  | |||
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"I tried cracking eggs with my cock and now I’ve got no eggs for lunch. "But you achieved the goal right? | |||
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"I tried cracking eggs with my cock and now I’ve got no eggs for lunch.
But you achieved the goal right? "Yes, and I’ve got the video to prove it | |||
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"I tried cracking eggs with my cock and now I’ve got no eggs for lunch.
How many attempts? "I lost count but as they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs  | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now. "Come here and I'll make it better | |||
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"K!. I am aggrieved that most confectionery that I enjoyed as a child is much smaller now than it used to be. Wagon Wheels I'm looking at you... I'd like to speak to the manager please or I will be writing to head office. Could it just be that now you're hands are bigger "I still want compensation, nobody told me there would be a significant change in my hand to confectionary ratio. | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better "Will you have cake?? | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now. "Anything I can do to make it better? | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid" Careful what you wish for  | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid Careful what you wish for "Please fuck me  | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid Careful what you wish for
Please fuck me "Please let me join | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid" I'll lay you like a flagstone floor | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid Careful what you wish for
Please fuck me
Please let me join "Offtt shall we line up for a ticket to the orgy | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid Careful what you wish for
Please fuck me "You wouldn't have to ask me twice | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake?? "I promise. Triple layer chocolate | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid I'll lay you like a flagstone floor "Faacckkk.. Front of the queue
Man you are so freaking sexy! | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid I'll lay you like a flagstone floor "I love that line | |||
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"Fucks sake this thread is rubbish, it didn't even get me laid I'll lay you like a flagstone floor
Faacckkk.. Front of the queue
Man you are so freaking sexy! "You knows it. *crooks finger | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate "You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!! | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!! "I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!!
I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up ". I did but as usual you'd dozed off in the bath... And how d'you think I knew you had no milk left?? Not that I'm stalking you...... | |||
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"My coffee is cold. I've ran out of sweets. I don't like this weather. I'm sick of cleaning up after the kids. I'm upset this awful thread had made a poor little cat cry. Hotwifecouple has a visual cock deficiency today and that's upsetting her. I'm just seriously on one now.
Come here and I'll make it better
Will you have cake??
I promise. Triple layer chocolate
You better have, you keep promising me cake and I'm still waiting!!!
I left the key under the mat for you and you never showed up .
I did but as usual you'd dozed off in the bath... And how d'you think I knew you had no milk left??
Not that I'm stalking you...... "I did wonder what the crusty stuff was on my boobs when I woke up
Also, when you finish the milk it is polite to replace it | |||
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"I have one measly unread message in my inbox! ONE! I demand attention!!!!" Complaint resolved You now have 2 messages. | |||
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