FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday Forum Roll Call....

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Good morning all....

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum.

Roll call will finish at 12 pm so don't be late!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

All present and correct Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted this thread and am checking in early

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't done this in months!!

I'm present . Totally not correct. In bed.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

All present and correct here Sir and on parade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and in need of correcting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning ash!

present and probably incorrect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present, but doubt if I’m correct x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Momentarily present and definitely not correct.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Half awake but here

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All present and correct Sir "

Morning. Thanks for reporting in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall use my old alliteration of Lieutenant Lois for this one and say "Present Major Ash"

Have a hope filled Saturday all x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Spotted this thread and am checking in early

Her x"

Well done for checking in early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reporting for service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully functional and ready for duty

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/02/21 08:20:55]

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Midday? That's far too early to close roll call!

(Present btw, slight sore head but present)

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By *jsantagCouple
over a year ago

Hfd/Shrop/Worc area

Both here and mr standing to attention!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I haven't done this in months!!

I'm present . Totally not correct. In bed. "

Nor have I!

Still in bed?

That is totally not correct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midday? That's far too early to close roll call!

(Present btw, slight sore head but present)"

Did you try tip of jumping off the wardrobe?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hi

Hi The Moon.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Here sir

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Here,

Up and at em since 6am

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Present and up.. ish

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All present and correct here Sir and on parade"

Good Morning Private Matt....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Midday? That's far too early to close roll call!

(Present btw, slight sore head but present)

Did you try tip of jumping off the wardrobe?

Ha! No, I didn't actually. I'm not too bothered about it this morning, no one wants to see any kind of nude/ sexy photo from me let's be honest. I'll stick to what I'm good at, writing waffling crap erotica.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and in need of correcting lol"

Can you please report to my office for immediate correcting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't done this in months!!

I'm present . Totally not correct. In bed.

Nor have I!

Still in bed?

That is totally not correct!"

It's very correct. My legs found what I call a perfect position! Its a shame to even twitch a little not to ruin it.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"All present and correct here Sir and on parade

Good Morning Private Matt...."

Good Morning Sir

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mornin' Ash, been up all night floating in and out of Jim's threads, went to bed at 6, couldn't sleep, so got back up again at 8 o'clock. Am now watching the Cricket again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mornin' Ash, been up all night floating in and out of Jim's threads, went to bed at 6, couldn't sleep, so got back up again at 8 o'clock. Am now watching the Cricket again

Same !

minus most boring game in the world.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"morning ash!

present and probably incorrect!"

Morning Mark!

It is Saturday so enjoy yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"morning ash!

present and probably incorrect!

Morning Mark!

It is Saturday so enjoy yourself!"

absolutely! although I'll probably disappear later so I'm not on here after a few glasses of wine chatting absolute beans again

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present, but doubt if I’m correct x"

Thanks for reporting in Mrs Rosie....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hola Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Momentarily present and definitely not correct."

Morning Nell.....Have a nice day....

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

I'm here, am I corrrect in thinking I have a present?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm present but need someone to check me over to see if I'm correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Half awake but here

I hope you will be fully awake on the parade ground...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I shall use my old alliteration of Lieutenant Lois for this one and say "Present Major Ash"

Have a hope filled Saturday all x"

Good morning Lieutenant Lois.....Its nice to seek your old alliteration for this one.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Reporting for service

Thanks for reporting in HWC.....Have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Midday? That's far too early to close roll call!

(Present btw, slight sore head but present)

Did you try tip of jumping off the wardrobe?

I meant the sore head

What you have is plenty beautiful enough for us and we love your waffle

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fully functional and ready for duty

Good morning....I'm glad your fully functional.

It normally takes me until 11 am to reach that level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall use my old alliteration of Lieutenant Lois for this one and say "Present Major Ash"

Have a hope filled Saturday all x

Good morning Lieutenant Lois.....Its nice to seek your old alliteration for this one.

Sometimes an oldie but a goodie is just what you need

You and Lorna have a great day x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Midday? That's far too early to close roll call!

(Present btw, slight sore head but present)"

Morning Major Meli...

I have already been for a run, a swim and done 456 press ups!.

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Present and ready

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Half awake but here

I hope you will be fully awake on the parade ground...

Couple of coffees and I’ll be good to go ash sir!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Both here and mr standing to attention!

Thanks for reporting in for service.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here sir

Good morning Curls...Would you like to go on an under cover mission?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here,

Up and at em since 6am"

You were up and at em very early this morning.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and up.. ish

Good morning...Have a nice day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

but only til it's time to go and choose my outfit for this weeks click & collect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I haven't done this in months!!

I'm present . Totally not correct. In bed.

Nor have I!

Still in bed?

That is totally not correct!

It's very correct. My legs found what I call a perfect position! Its a shame to even twitch a little not to ruin it. "

Enjoy your perfect position for as long as you can....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Mornin' Ash, been up all night floating in and out of Jim's threads, went to bed at 6, couldn't sleep, so got back up again at 8 o'clock. Am now watching the Cricket again

Morning Ace....I hope Joe Root gets his double century!

will it be his first double for England?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hola Ash

Hola Lisa....I hope you are well....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here, am I corrrect in thinking I have a present?"

Morning Nan....No!....It should be you giving me a present!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present but need someone to check me over to see if I'm correct

Morning Toxic...I will come and check you over....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Present but probably not correct. I'm sure someone will let me know in some witty way though. It is the forums after all.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and ready"

Thanks for reporting in for duty.

We might have snow in London tomorrow

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm here but doubt you would miss me if I wasn't

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here

but only til it's time to go and choose my outfit for this weeks click & collect "

Morning Bussy......What outfit are you going for today?....

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

I was past but I'm definitely now present!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello!"

Hello Jim!

Good luck to Villa today.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present but probably not correct. I'm sure someone will let me know in some witty way though. It is the forums after all. "

Morning Evie......Have a nice day....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here but doubt you would miss me if I wasn't

Morning Stephan...Thanks for reporting in.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I was past but I'm definitely now present!"

Morning CrazyHorse....I'm glad you're now present!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here

but only til it's time to go and choose my outfit for this weeks click & collect

Morning Bussy......What outfit are you going for today?...."

I was thinking hair pulled back worn high, full face of No.7, a crisp white blouse open round the chest, a pencil skirt, seemed stockings and a pair of stilettos

Alternatively, cargo pants & a hoodie, no make up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mornin' Ash, been up all night floating in and out of Jim's threads, went to bed at 6, couldn't sleep, so got back up again at 8 o'clock. Am now watching the Cricket again

Morning Ace....I hope Joe Root gets his double century!

will it be his first double for England?"

Yeah, and this one is his 5th, in his 100th Test. He's breaking records hand over fist

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm here

but only til it's time to go and choose my outfit for this weeks click & collect

Morning Bussy......What outfit are you going for today?....

I was thinking hair pulled back worn high, full face of No.7, a crisp white blouse open round the chest, a pencil skirt, seemed stockings and a pair of stilettos

Alternatively, cargo pants & a hoodie, no make up

I like your first option...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horizontally here in pjs with the leccy blanket on!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We're both here, having breakfast in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore Da Pob Lwc i Gymru

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Present and correctly laying on the sofa with a coffee. Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I here.

I’m under cherry.

She’s on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and Good morning

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Present Major Ash x

89% correct today

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

(Salutes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present physically, not sure the brain is awake yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and standing to attention

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"I here.

I’m under cherry.

She’s on top."

And she's very horny. Grab hold you're in for a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've checked my unit. All present and correct, front and centre

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Horizontally here in pjs with the leccy blanket on! "

Morning Midnight....Enjoy being horizontal....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We're both here, having breakfast in bed

what was for breakfast?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I here.

I’m under cherry.

She’s on top.

And she's very horny. Grab hold you're in for a ride

Yeeeehawwww!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bore Da Pob Lwc i Gymru"

Bore Da

Have a nice day.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Here Sir

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and correctly laying on the sofa with a coffee. Sir.

Good morning Cherry....I would love to join you for a coffee

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I here.

I’m under cherry.

She’s on top."

Morning Private Samuel....I hope you enjoyed it.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In and Good morning"

Thanks for reporting in One eyed....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present Major Ash x

89% correct today

Morning Corporal Compersion x

89 percent is correct enough....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"(Salutes)"

Returns Salute....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present physically, not sure the brain is awake yet

Your presence has certainly woken my brain up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and standing to attention

Good morning Perzival...I think you might need to stand at the back of the parade...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've checked my unit. All present and correct, front and centre

Morning Phoenix...I'm glad your unit has been checked....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Here Sir

Thanks for reporting in for service.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Present and possibly correct

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present x "

Morning girlygoo. I hope you are well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in body rest will be present after coffee kick starts me

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Missing in Action now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Present and possibly correct "

Good morning crazytimes....It is still only 10 am...

I'm off for a run around the parade ground.

will be back soon.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Anabelle reporting in.

Norning Ash...morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and correct with a hint of kink a dash of wit and a dribbling of sarcasm.

Sir

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"Present and possibly correct

Good morning crazytimes....It is still only 10 am...

I'm off for a run around the parade ground.

will be back soon.

Just been out for my morning cardio, Mrs C is in the gym and I’ll be heading in this afternoon.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Due a court-martial.

Currently resisting arrest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm present and always correct.

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Present and correct dear just having a nice cuppa

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Here, albeit still snuggled in bed! Morning all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present and incorrect

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Anabelle reporting in.

Norning Ash...morning all

Morning Anabelle...thanks for reporting in

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm present and always correct.

She really is.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

It's almost the end of forum roll call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a while but in with 10 minutes to spare..

Saturday chilling here

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