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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone no of any good dogging site near bexleyheath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Darren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Darren."

You blew his cover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Darren.

You blew his cover...

I might blow his lovely bishop in a carpark in Bexleyheath one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Darren.

You blew his cover...

I might blow his lovely bishop in a carpark in Bexleyheath one day."

Your still dangerous, but you can be my wingman anytime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, Darren.

You blew his cover...

I might blow his lovely bishop in a carpark in Bexleyheath one day.

Your still dangerous, but you can be my wingman anytime..."

*Fist bumps*

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?"

I don't know. Do I look like Darren?

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?

I don't know. Do I look like Darren?"

You don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone no of any good dogging site near bexleyheath "

I don't think that's quite what Boris meant when he made his comments about dogs getting excerised x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?

I don't know. Do I look like Darren?

You don't. "

That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath.

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?

I don't know. Do I look like Darren?

You don't.

That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath. "

I've read you are the dogging sites manager. Or you were. Is that true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have lot of dogs in Bexleyheath?

I don't know. Do I look like Darren?

You don't.

That's that cleared up. Now we just have to find out where to go dogging in Bexleyheath. And how popular dogs are with the population of Bexleyheath.

I've read you are the dogging sites manager. Or you were. Is that true?"

I'm furloughed, love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog Nonce

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

How can we help OP then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog Nonce"

That was all a big misunderstanding. The newspaper had to apologise to me on the bottom of page 19.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can we help OP then?"

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady."

Good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea."

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea.

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would."

I know why you thought that, Jim.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I will ask him when I next see him *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea.

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.

I know why you thought that, Jim."

Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs.

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea.

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.

I know why you thought that, Jim.

Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs."

That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask him when I next see him *

Paulo8119 or Paulo Grady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea.

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.

I know why you thought that, Jim.

Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs.

That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim"

I can see why you said that now.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Paul O'Grady it's a myth once the camera stops he hates dogs many a hissy fit thrown...

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

"How can we help OP then?

He could try emailing Paul O'Grady.

Good idea.

I just thought, Paul O'Grady likes dogs. He likes all sorts of dogs. Small dogs, big dogs, naughty dogs, shy dogs, hairy dogs, lonely dogs. If anyone would know, Paul O'Grady would.

I know why you thought that, Jim.

Have you seen the TV shows that Paul O'Grady has done on the subject? He's done that show for years. He's loves dogs.

That's why I wrote "I know why you thought that, Jim"

I can see why you said that now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paul O'Grady it's a myth once the camera stops he hates dogs many a hissy fit thrown..."

I can't believe it.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All true sorry to shatter your illusion of him......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All true sorry to shatter your illusion of him......"

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

Is this similar to David Hasselhoff hating swimming? We loved him in Baywatch!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Probably he hated getting his locks wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/02/21 07:32:04]"

Balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably he hated getting his locks wet"

To be fair I hate it when that happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this similar to David Hasselhoff hating swimming? We loved him in Baywatch!

When they asked David Hasselhoff in the meeting with the blondes wearing red swimsuits if he could breastroke, naturally he said yes, and signed the contract. He didn't realise he had to do swimming, never mind swimming in the sea.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

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over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park.."

Have you seen those prices

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

Better quality car park...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

Better quality car park..."

The best of all the stale pee smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?"

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

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over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver"

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!"

Logical

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over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

Logical "

I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!"

Could be worse...the bonnet of a Nissan Cube was not designed for dogging..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

Logical

I know what I'm talking about. Trust me."

Jim drives a Kia..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

Logical

I know what I'm talking about. Trust me."

In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver"

Who's this big penny?

I'd like to meet her myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

Logical

I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.

In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing"

I'm an oval earther.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

You should fuck the owner of a Kia!

Logical

I know what I'm talking about. Trust me.

In your head, the worlds a little different to your mind...I think that’s a very good thing

I'm an oval earther."

Flat earthed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

Who's this big penny?

I'd like to meet her myself

You would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this chatter is fine, but the OP is still nowhere nearer to getting his rocks off in Bexleyheath.

Op..have you tried looking at the NCP carpark website? You might have to pay for a display car park..

Have you seen those prices

What price shagging a Bexleyheath woman from behind over the bonnet of a Kia?

Over a Kia. Big pennies. No one wants a Kia driver

Who's this big penny?

I'd like to meet her myself

You would."

n’t*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup Dazler, you getting any?

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

I've heard behind Asda is a good spot.

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