FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest thing to happen to you while having sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking forward to hearing these haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He got off and licked my pussy.

I was like

wtf!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Getting caught by your child. Awkward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

???? keep them coming I’m having a boring Friday night need a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg leg came off.....true story

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By *arc 999Man
over a year ago

Tyrone

Yes being caught by sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke and fractured bones in my wrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leg leg came off.....true story"

Leg came off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Broke and fractured bones in my wrist

Was it worth it? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leg leg came off.....true story

Leg came off?"

Yes. She had a wooden leg only i was unaware. Imagine my face as i thrust deep and hard and her whole leg flew off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gf wgen in my twenties, we were going for it and she was screaming loudly. Her pet yorkie terrier ran in and nipped my arse hard. Fuck it hurt. He must have thought i was hurting her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broke and fractured bones in my wrist

Was it worth it? Haha "

Definitely not I had a plaster on for weeks the pain was unbearable I fell off the bed I wouldn’t mind it was a low divan base, really don’t know how it happened

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Fire alarm in the hotel went off and as myself and the young lady I was with made ourselves decent to leave the room her husband climbed out the wardrobe muttered an apology and got dressed. Was very awkward as I wasn't aware he was there as that wasn't what had been arranged. Once it all died down we went to the bar to discuss what was to continue and ended the night enjoying a very nice mmf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gf wgen in my twenties, we were going for it and she was screaming loudly. Her pet yorkie terrier ran in and nipped my arse hard. Fuck it hurt. He must have thought i was hurting her. "

????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose

Oh good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose

Oh good haha"

It was a accident x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose

Oh good haha

It was a accident x "

I would take a knee to face to have some fun with you :p

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

I sprained my ankle when I've felt a crack and fainted whilst I was trying to get outta bed.

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

She let one rip, and it was the most putrid foul smelling thing I've ever encountered, something you wouldn't think possible from a human being, to the point where I was physically gagging. Hence to say everything came to a very abrupt end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sprained my ankle when I've felt a crack and fainted whilst I was trying to get outta bed."

Aww not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She let one rip, and it was the most putrid foul smelling thing I've ever encountered, something you wouldn't think possible from a human being, to the point where I was physically gagging. Hence to say everything came to a very abrupt end. "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor wee flower

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

broke my ex's nose with a unintentional pelvic thrust, he'd touch one of those reflex points...oops

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s too vulgar to mention on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She licked my balls, involuntarily managed to knee her in the face and off the bed.

I dont like my balls being touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being woken up and asked to leave by a vicar, apparently he’s wasn’t happy I’d spent the night with his wife

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got really excited and some sticky fluid came out of my willy

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

At my friends, mid session, there I was receiving oral.

Tap tap on my arm.

Was lost in the moment, tap tap again on my arm.

His cat had crept in, jumped on bed and was staring at me, tapping my arm as if to say excuse me, what's going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovering fanny farts for the first time..

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

In a wood in Spain, doggie position , both naked , family rode past on bikes ,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaner walked in the hotel room, without knocking... and literally was on the bed on all fours with a guy fucking me from behind... awkward...

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

She started crying!!

apparently it was tears of joy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby got planted

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Her parents walked in, to be fare, it was their bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being woken up and asked to leave by a vicar, apparently he’s wasn’t happy I’d spent the night with his wife"

Was this the guys house??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being woken up and asked to leave by a vicar, apparently he’s wasn’t happy I’d spent the night with his wife

Was this the guys house??!! "

No the church during sermon

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

The blokes phone kept ringing..whilst we were at it.. A first meet.. In the end I said please answer it.. It was his brother notifying him his mum had died..

Ended staying the weekend to keep him company till he could arrange travel to see his family..

To be fair it was a great weekend.. And we saw a lot of each other for a while after..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shiny gem style but plug fire out at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As he was cuming I kneed him full force in the face.Blacking his eye and bruising his nose

Oh good haha

It was a accident x "

On a similar note, I have taken a high-6-inch-stilleto-heel to the knee-cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the bed broke ...had to explain it to her mum and dad as it was their bed

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