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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You’re in charge of writing instructions for a flat pack furniture company. Your coworker who sits opposite is very attractive and has been teasing you all day. It’s beginning to affect your work. Give some examples of how the flat pack instructions very quickly turned sexual ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First make sure you have the right tools to hand and unpack your unit carefully.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Make sure you place the correct screw in the correct hole.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Line up your nail and hammer it home forcefully.

Repeat several times till your nail is fully penetrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to apply lube.. I mean glue to the dowels before pushing them in

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two man job

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"First make sure you have the right tools to hand and unpack your unit carefully. "

I'll second this and add

Its also V important that your Tool is not 2 big and or overpowered

It can ruin the screw and widen the holes rendering then useless,

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Take the large base, slide the rigid pole into the slot.

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Bargain bin,,,, might already be erect but not quite as satisfying

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