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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick  "Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis? | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis? "Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper  | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper "Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper. | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper. "I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper  | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper "Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn. | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn. "Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper "Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex? | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex? "Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield  | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x" Knock it off. I’m negotiating here. Get back in line.... | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it "Sure you both can share the space hopper  | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it "Ah peachy, I'm sure we can take turns bouncing on this lovely young man's equipment  | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Knock it off. I’m negotiating here. Get back in line...." Snooze you lose | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it
Sure you both can share the space hopper "Why thank you! | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield "Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it
Ah peachy, I'm sure we can take turns bouncing on this lovely young man's equipment "Yes you can | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind "Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it
Ah peachy, I'm sure we can take turns bouncing on this lovely young man's equipment "I can see it now..... https://youtu.be/C2hgAsi8Ae4 | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho "Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right) | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right) "If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate "You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate "I don't know what that slang means mate | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate "“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it
Ah peachy, I'm sure we can take turns bouncing on this lovely young man's equipment
I can see it now.....
https://youtu.be/C2hgAsi8Ae4" Uncannily accurate, except for the lack of Granny chair! | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate "Haha no mate literally a pogo stick | |||
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"Bagsy me the space hopper! Mrs kf x Beat me to it
Ah peachy, I'm sure we can take turns bouncing on this lovely young man's equipment
I can see it now.....
https://youtu.be/C2hgAsi8Ae4
Uncannily accurate, except for the lack of Granny chair! " | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick "Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable. Give us a bounce | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce "Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce "You both can have a bounce on either the space hopper of pogo stick aswell | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper "We could have a race, I would fucking love that | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that"I'll take the space hopper easier to win | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
I'll take the space hopper easier to win
No chance once I get going on the pogo I’ll be unstoppable "Have to spin at least 10 times before start and down a beer between the start and finish | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
I'll take the space hopper easier to win
No chance once I get going on the pogo I’ll be unstoppable
Have to spin at least 10 times before start and down a beer between the start and finish"Yeah great. You’ll be in next doors bins and I’ll be upside down in a hedge. Still it’s been an age since I had a face full of bush so I shan’t complain | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
I'll take the space hopper easier to win
No chance once I get going on the pogo I’ll be unstoppable
Have to spin at least 10 times before start and down a beer between the start and finish
Yeah great. You’ll be in next doors bins and I’ll be upside down in a hedge. Still it’s been an age since I had a face full of bush so I shan’t complain "Yeah would be a laugh if your ever up this end I'll come drinking with you mate | |||
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
I'll take the space hopper easier to win
No chance once I get going on the pogo I’ll be unstoppable
Have to spin at least 10 times before start and down a beer between the start and finish
Yeah great. You’ll be in next doors bins and I’ll be upside down in a hedge. Still it’s been an age since I had a face full of bush so I shan’t complain
Yeah would be a laugh if your ever up this end I'll come drinking with you mate "Likewise You win the best thread of the day 
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"Who would be interested in jumping on my pogo stick
Do you genuinely have a pogo stick or do you mean your penis?
Who knows and no a pogo stick or space hopper
Erm. Look mate. Stop with the cryptics. Ain’t nobody got time for that shit. Do you or do you not have a pogo stick. Let’s clarify that and then we can talk about the space hopper.
I do have a pogo stick and a space hopper
Oh yeah. Now you are talking. Now I don’t want no catches like “my pogo stick is ribbed for extra aerodynamics”, so I’m gonna ask you straight, one more time. You ain’t talking about your penis and your ball bag here are ya? Come on, don’t spin me no yarn.
Hahah no it's a orange pogo stick and a orange space hopper
Okay, okay. Just a quick question in light of that information and my lack of trusting nature. Are you or are you not from Essex?
Definitely not from essex from Chesterfield
Okay. In light of all the information you have provided and me having taken all leave of my senses. Give us a go on your Pogo Mr Hanky (me ma would spin in her grave to here such things) if you’d be so kind
Sure mate it's a bouncy one tho
Woohoo. I don’t care, my knees are bound to crack but cor, a gods honest to truth proper pogo (it’s not your penis right, it’s definitely not your penis. Right)
If it was my penis you wouldn't be bouncing on it mate
You ain’t just whistling Dixie there mate
I don't know what that slang means mate
“Engaging in unrealistically rosy fantasising”. mate
Haha no mate literally a pogo stick
Where the fuck have you been!!! It’s been going to hell in a handcart here and you wander off with your pogo and space hopper which could have diffused everything. Look mate if you’re gonna be part of this community you’ve got to be reliable.
Give us a bounce
Sorry having a drink and come over we can get pissed and bounce on the pogo stick and space hopper
We could have a race, I would fucking love that
I'll take the space hopper easier to win
No chance once I get going on the pogo I’ll be unstoppable
Have to spin at least 10 times before start and down a beer between the start and finish
Yeah great. You’ll be in next doors bins and I’ll be upside down in a hedge. Still it’s been an age since I had a face full of bush so I shan’t complain
Yeah would be a laugh if your ever up this end I'll come drinking with you mate
Likewise
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