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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend of mine wants me to talk dirty while I fuck her and I havnt got a clue pmsl !

Last time I tried we couldn't stop laughing so I'd like hints and tips how to talk dirty while you fuck please

Cheers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

it starts with what the individual likes... if someone says something they think is dirty and I think is something else...... like stupid, cheesey, twisted and sick ....... it's not good.

If you are both laughing then you are probably really just playing at it rather than feeling it..

Find out what is erotic for both of you and use what works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks granny

It was funny as we where both in stitches

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Have you tried watching porn with a high degree of dirty talk in it? It might help you find out what sort of things she'd like to hear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boyfriend often calls me a slut and tells me I need fucking. Usually verbally abusive (within reason) but to be fair, we have a sub/dom sex life.

Just don't do what Ross did in FRIENDS and say "Vulva" LOL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch a scutty porno as it sounds like that's what she wants. You could though pass her on to a bloke who does it well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have sex tourettes, it just all comes pouring out my mouth and things id never say in the light off day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

write a filthy poem that gets her wet,

from laughter and filthyness with no regret,

type it from ur cocks thinking,

and in no time her labia will be jinking,

make sure to mention her tasty boobs,

sorry be back later I've swallowed my pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell her you rolled in some mud, and it got your clothes filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have sex tourettes, it just all comes pouring out my mouth and things id never say in the light off day lol"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sex tourettes, it just all comes pouring out my mouth and things id never say in the light off day lol"
I'd really like to hear that sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x"

Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x

Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing is when a guy asks me to talk dirty I dont know how to talk and moan at the same time x

Easy. Just remind him that the last time he cleaned the oven was over a year ago, that its absolutely minging and he's an absolute disgrace for letting it get in that state.... "

Pmsl

That's one thing women don't need help with " moaning " lol

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

me too i have sex touretts and i and noisey end up he has to put his hand over my mouth that makes me even worse oh dear whats to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sex tourettes, it just all comes pouring out my mouth and things id never say in the light off day lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me too i have sex touretts and i and noisey end up he has to put his hand over my mouth that makes me even worse oh dear whats to do "

Only one option. Embrace it sweet lady. Let your mouth voice your desires, and pour out an ever-louder torrent of delicious filth...and revel in the fact that it increases your arousal as you do so like the most wonderful vicious circle imaginable...

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