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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave your legs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have a multiple orgasm.

Dvp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?"

Have a baby

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)"

Don’t do it!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Try to answer all your messages on here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)"

You've bin at it for ages, time to throw it in the trash pile.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Only right they should have manflu for 24 hours and see how they like that. So there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housework.. get it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)"

Not only did I put my own 2 bins out last night but brought back in all 8 bins this morning as the other residents were all out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?

Have a baby "

An internal exam as well - my ex husband didn’t have a clue what was involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have PMT and a really heavy and painful period.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Find something that’s right in front of you.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Ask for directions when you get lost

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)"

I supervise this..I carried my kids and think it's only fair they carry the bins out.

But..I would do it if I had to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try to answer all your messages on here "

This haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)

Not only did I put my own 2 bins out last night but brought back in all 8 bins this morning as the other residents were all out."

You didn’t do mine, I’m looking at it now, all lonesome out on the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the bins out.

(I’m running with this one)

You've bin at it for ages, time to throw it in the trash pile."

Utter Garbage.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Take a 10 inch cock in your pussy, a 9 inch in your arse and an 8 inch in your mouth at the same time.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Give birth, followed by breastfeeding and having a period.

Also, carry a heavy bag onto a train, and repeatedly tell men that you're fine and can carry it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to find out that we’re those things I’d see in a hand bang , I thought were sweets but got told don’t touch BENJI!!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Epilate your whole body, its an experience you will never forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the stuff you just never find time to do because you’re so busy doing whatever it is guys do that takes so much time.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Give birth, followed by breastfeeding and having a period.

Also, carry a heavy bag onto a train, and repeatedly tell men that you're fine and can carry it. "

Another vote for giving birth! Purely just so you can give a definitive answer about what hurts more, giving birth or a kick in the testicles. No pain relief allowed for either.

Lou x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?"

Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give

a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh.... sex related ones ? Uhmmmmmmmm

Pretend you like what he's doing to you whilst secretly planning to fuck him off a.s.a.p.

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?

Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give

a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now"

Crumpet has just summarised it nicely. Also explains why fab is quieter than usual till schools return. What mamma has any time free right now at all?!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?"

Still with a mans mind ?? Play with my tits and pussy aaaallll day

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Ladies if I were a woman for a day what would you recommend I do? Like obviously stuff only women can do and men what do you recommend women should do?

Get up. Get the kids up while you are getting dressed. Dress the kids while you are cooking breakfast, while you are laying the table, while you are brushing your hair , while you are looking for their homework, while you are hanging out the washing, while you are washing the dishes while you are closing the doors with your feet, while you are wiping a nose and putting on a plaster and make a docs appt while you are in the Q at Tesco and pushing a trolley while holding your child's hand and putting on your mask and looking for your trolley token and locking the car and avoiding the gaze of the woman you pushed in front of last week at the same time as finding 'the game' on your phone for your child for the nth time cos fuck every time they touch the phone they touch the wrong buttons Whilst saying NO they can't have a toy, and texting the boss of the job you want an interview for that you will be there tomorrow at the time they suggested and pretending that you haven't just come on and thinking I will make it home I will make it home .. and not losing your shit when there is no milk cos the milk MAN is running late and not flipping at the price of the dried milk you don't want and managing a smile for the girl on the till and asking her when she's due and not blushing when she says she not pregnant and lying like a trouper that you thought she was someone else and serving a back seat picnic for the kids on the journey home that you threw into your bag on the way out and hoist your tights up before you drive off.... in t he car park and not give

a shit who sees cos there's no time to give a shit!...... That'll do for now"

You having a bad day? But I think all mums can relate to that!

Lou x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

with my imaginary kids ?

I'm a great gran ..... I have had the experiences

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