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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap! Oh let me do it " Only if I can massage your boobs | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored...." Working and preparing for a meeting. Oops got distracted again | |||
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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap!" Nora...completely the same here! I’ll give you a spank if you give me one? | |||
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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap! Nora...completely the same here! I’ll give you a spank if you give me one? " Deal! | |||
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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap! Oh let me do it Only if I can massage your boobs " Whilst I’m slapping your face ..ok | |||
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"I should be doing NOTHING " And are you? | |||
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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap!" Bad lady.... I like it xx | |||
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"Not shour just up still in bed thinking about geting up lol x" Oh honey.... stay in bed xx | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored.... Working and preparing for a meeting. Oops got distracted again " Oops.... Just wing the meeting. You'll be fine | |||
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"Working. Every day I get in the office and say to myself dont log on to fab! I need to give myself a good slap! Nora...completely the same here! I’ll give you a spank if you give me one? " If there are spanking going I'll take one | |||
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"Erm....1million different things? I'm am, kinda, sort of....but I get distracted easily..." Only a million? So not as many as usual.... | |||
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"Should be working but currently contemplating having a shower and getting dressed" Stay naked. That's always my advice. | |||
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"I'm at work but it's not busy " You're always at work! | |||
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"Resting and recovering " Recovering from? | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. " Are the staff being slow at providing? | |||
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"I should be doing NOTHING And are you? " Yes | |||
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"Not shour just up still in bed thinking about geting up lol x Oh honey.... stay in bed xx" Definitely sounds like a good plan xx | |||
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"I have a script to finish!!" I have writing to do myself.... | |||
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"Resting and recovering Recovering from?" Unfortunately COVID, would rather be recovering from spending a day with you NSP | |||
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"I should be working, instead Im sat here pleasuring myself " Pictures or it didn't happen.... | |||
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"A fit woman " Know any? | |||
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"Should be working, am working, wish I wasn’t working " Incorrect answer. You should be doing something else | |||
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"I should be doing NOTHING And are you? Yes " You're an efficient lady! | |||
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"I was up early, did all my bits for the day! so I'm all clear! K is doing back to back night shifts at the hospital.. so other than making sure little people don't die after school! I'm all free! so who am I kidding, tonight will be filled with videogames. " You're one of those super efficient people, aren't you.... I can tell! | |||
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"Resting and recovering Recovering from? Unfortunately COVID, would rather be recovering from spending a day with you NSP " You'd never recover from that But get better soon I hope. It's not easy but you will be ok x | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored.... Working and preparing for a meeting. Oops got distracted again Oops.... Just wing the meeting. You'll be fine " Yep that’s the plan. It’s Friday afternoon after all. Who wants to be concentrating on work | |||
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"Should be working but can't be arsed so alot of del's going back as no time " Sensible. Have a relax | |||
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"Should be working, am working, wish I wasn’t working Incorrect answer. You should be doing something else " Or someone | |||
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"Repointing entire house brickwork, paperwork, gardening unfinished mission " Sounds like hard work. Hang out here instead. | |||
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"Resting and recovering Recovering from? Unfortunately COVID, would rather be recovering from spending a day with you NSP You'd never recover from that But get better soon I hope. It's not easy but you will be ok x" Would be good to try! Thanks | |||
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"I should be getting myself ready for this evening's debauchery ... And I will... In a minute... Lu " Which minute? You look comfy. | |||
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"Snap, I with take all you clothes off" Ahh.... you spotted that. I've run out of clothes to remove | |||
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"Wanking mainly, a bit of work and donating a kidney but mostly wanking, there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day. " So in summary, you are saying you should be doing me? Good call | |||
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"I should be getting myself ready for this evening's debauchery ... And I will... In a minute... Lu Which minute? You look comfy." One of them... | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored.... Working and preparing for a meeting. Oops got distracted again Oops.... Just wing the meeting. You'll be fine Yep that’s the plan. It’s Friday afternoon after all. Who wants to be concentrating on work" I completely concur.... | |||
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"Should be working, am working, wish I wasn’t working Incorrect answer. You should be doing something else Or someone " Great minds.... | |||
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"Wanking mainly, a bit of work and donating a kidney but mostly wanking, there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day. So in summary, you are saying you should be doing me? Good call " Good summary. | |||
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"Resting and recovering Recovering from? Unfortunately COVID, would rather be recovering from spending a day with you NSP You'd never recover from that But get better soon I hope. It's not easy but you will be ok x Would be good to try! Thanks" I was gonna say many have tried but that would be inaccurate | |||
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"I should be getting myself ready for this evening's debauchery ... And I will... In a minute... Lu Which minute? You look comfy. One of them..." Coffee? Tea? | |||
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"Wanking mainly, a bit of work and donating a kidney but mostly wanking, there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day. So in summary, you are saying you should be doing me? Good call Good summary. " Good penis | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home" Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. | |||
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"Wanking mainly, a bit of work and donating a kidney but mostly wanking, there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day. So in summary, you are saying you should be doing me? Good call Good summary. Good penis " It’s got a mind of its own. | |||
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"Riding a cock " You should. My | |||
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"As per usual posh I should be doing what I am doing which is just about to eat my Belgium bun x" You've once again succeeded in making me have bun envy | |||
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"I'm at work kind of , but my mind isnt at work " Where's your mind? Don't answer.... I know. In the gutter as usual | |||
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"Riding a cock " Aww..... with a cute little saddle? | |||
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"Eating juicy pussy " Will you be cooking the cat or going raw? | |||
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"I'm at work kind of , but my mind isnt at work Where's your mind? Don't answer.... I know. In the gutter as usual " Wow you really can read my mind | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity." I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun | |||
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"Wanking mainly, a bit of work and donating a kidney but mostly wanking, there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day. So in summary, you are saying you should be doing me? Good call Good summary. Good penis It’s got a mind of its own. " Luckily it's mind and yours are in sync | |||
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"I'm at work kind of , but my mind isnt at work Where's your mind? Don't answer.... I know. In the gutter as usual Wow you really can read my mind " I'm skilled | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun " Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! | |||
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"I'm at work kind of , but my mind isnt at work Where's your mind? Don't answer.... I know. In the gutter as usual Wow you really can read my mind I'm skilled " I say nothing | |||
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"Walking the dog, but it's pissing down and the dog won't go out " Mine refuses in the rain as well | |||
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"I'm at work kind of , but my mind isnt at work Where's your mind? Don't answer.... I know. In the gutter as usual Wow you really can read my mind I'm skilled I say nothing " Usually best | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style!" Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start | |||
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"Riding a cock Aww..... with a cute little saddle? " Yes always ride with a saddle. And nice boots. | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start " You're a proper grown up.... | |||
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"Riding a cock Aww..... with a cute little saddle? Yes always ride with a saddle. And nice boots." A woman after my own heart... | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? " They were late, P45s all round.. | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... " Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting " FAF? | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? They were late, P45s all round.. " Ah ha! You need new staff? | |||
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"Walking from the car park into work....which I'm about to do honestly " You should skip.... | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? They were late, P45s all round.. Ah ha! You need new staff? " What would your skills be | |||
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"Shit...just forgotten, I haven’t put the wash on.....brb " Watch out for the purple knickers in the pocket of that white shirt..... | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv " That's pretty grown up of you... | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? They were late, P45s all round.. Ah ha! You need new staff? What would your skills be " I make excellent coffee, cook well, like ironing and give spectacular head | |||
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"Shit...just forgotten, I haven’t put the wash on.....brb Watch out for the purple knickers in the pocket of that white shirt..... " If only... | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you..." Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up | |||
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"Shit...just forgotten, I haven’t put the wash on.....brb Watch out for the purple knickers in the pocket of that white shirt..... If only..." Note to self.... buy purple knickers. | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up " I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? " Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? | |||
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"Repointing entire house brickwork, paperwork, gardening unfinished mission Sounds like hard work. Hang out here instead." Pretty easy besides the paperwork enjoy getting myself dirty, and that's a lovely gesture | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life " So what will you bring to the party? | |||
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"Officially I should be supervising home learning, but I've given the kids an early finish seeing as it's Friday I'm baking Brownies and dancing in the kitchen instead. K" Ooooooh I want to do that! And good call. | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? They were late, P45s all round.. Ah ha! You need new staff? What would your skills be I make excellent coffee, cook well, like ironing and give spectacular head " I’m a tea drinker who cooks and irons for myself | |||
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"Working... but it's Friday afternoon and I have completely run out of motivation. " Honestly read that as wanking... and was confused. Makes more sense with working. Stop working. Have a long hot bath instead. | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? " That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? | |||
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"I should be doing nothing which is exactly what I am doing " You're always such an organised lass! | |||
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"Repointing entire house brickwork, paperwork, gardening unfinished mission Sounds like hard work. Hang out here instead. Pretty easy besides the paperwork enjoy getting myself dirty, and that's a lovely gesture " I think I'd like you dirty | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life So what will you bring to the party?" Adult content mostly | |||
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"Plenty I should be doing however procrastinating and waiting for lunch currently.. Are the staff being slow at providing? They were late, P45s all round.. Ah ha! You need new staff? What would your skills be I make excellent coffee, cook well, like ironing and give spectacular head I’m a tea drinker who cooks and irons for myself " Oh no..... seems I'm not needed | |||
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"A day off so I dont have to be doing anything " Having a relax then? | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly " Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart " But not grown ups. None of that for me! | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? " Awkward.. | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? Awkward.. " I was going to give you one of those then jump you | |||
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"Working in the office or just waiting until I can get away. My job is getting tasks done so always finish everything on Thursday it’s easier when I’m working from home Another efficient fellow.... I need more of you people in my immediate vicinity. I call it practical get the work done so you can have fun Avoid the work and pretend it doesn't exist.... that's my style! Lol but I’m now in a position to decide if I want to or not. That’s only because I worked hard at the start You're a proper grown up.... Nope I’m having a beer and watching the tv That's pretty grown up of you... Thanks lol I’m never sure when we become a grown up I plan for never...... which is why I need grown ups in my life So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me!" I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? Awkward.. I was going to give you one of those then jump you " That's more like it! I'm a cheap date | |||
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" So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me! I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are " Really?! Oh my! I am shocked, as being a sweet and innocent angel I'd never have guessed I do have strong sex game.... | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? Awkward.. I was going to give you one of those then jump you That's more like it! I'm a cheap date " I've heard that about you.... | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? Awkward.. I was going to give you one of those then jump you That's more like it! I'm a cheap date I've heard that about you.... " What else have you heard..? | |||
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" So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me! I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are Really?! Oh my! I am shocked, as being a sweet and innocent angel I'd never have guessed I do have strong sex game...." You also have a good sense of humour | |||
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"Working But you lot are marginally more interesting FAF? Aren't you at least going to buy me a drink, first? That's what I was offering.... Fancy A Fanta! What did you think I meant? Awkward.. I was going to give you one of those then jump you That's more like it! I'm a cheap date I've heard that about you.... What else have you heard..? " All sorts of things..... And that thing.... with the cable ties..... oooofftt | |||
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" So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me! I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are Really?! Oh my! I am shocked, as being a sweet and innocent angel I'd never have guessed I do have strong sex game.... You also have a good sense of humour " Why thank you kindly *curtsies* *realises she has crappy balance half way through the curtsy and falls over* | |||
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" So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me! I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are Really?! Oh my! I am shocked, as being a sweet and innocent angel I'd never have guessed I do have strong sex game.... You also have a good sense of humour Why thank you kindly *curtsies* *realises she has crappy balance half way through the curtsy and falls over*" Then I would pick you up like a true adult and whisk you off to a seat | |||
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" So what will you bring to the party? Adult content mostly Im sure we could be adults together if only we didn’t live so far apart But not grown ups. None of that for me! I was referring to sex if that’s where you’re strengths are Really?! Oh my! I am shocked, as being a sweet and innocent angel I'd never have guessed I do have strong sex game.... You also have a good sense of humour Why thank you kindly *curtsies* *realises she has crappy balance half way through the curtsy and falls over* Then I would pick you up like a true adult and whisk you off to a seat " Awww.... such a gent! | |||
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"I'm supposed to be working, but tech is making sure I don't! C" How very sad you appear to be because of that! | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon." Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored...." Should be working. But, I haven't stopped all day so this is fine... right? | |||
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"....right now? Because y'all know I'm really nosey and kinda bored.... Should be working. But, I haven't stopped all day so this is fine... right? " Completely and totally and absolutely! | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! " Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. " Good point. True story. Sometimes | |||
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"Resting as I had a vasectomy yesterday. So I'm scrolling through the forums and playing Tomb raider" Ooooh a classic! And I hope your balls are ok | |||
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"Reviewing vat returns but it’s a Friday I have had a busy week and I can’t be bothered " That's what Monday is for! | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes " Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help | |||
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"housework gardening but can't be assed." It's cold out. And if you do the housework it will make the garden look worse. So I say wait until Spring. | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help " Me or Meli? | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? " It may already be too late to ask that question | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? " The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. | |||
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"Reading up on social policy " For work or fun? | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? It may already be too late to ask that question " Ah well.... | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out." Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes " Hmm yeah sorry about that | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving " Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. " And two nocturnal shout outs as well | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Hmm yeah sorry about that " There are exceptions.... | |||
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"Reviewing vat returns but it’s a Friday I have had a busy week and I can’t be bothered That's what Monday is for! " Well it’s not because they are due to be approved by client on Monday so they need to go out today really | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. " So very selflessly. I am feeling a "Meli is a goddess" moment. I may have to pop outside and shout it to the world.... | |||
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"Chilling with a cuppa before I have a bath... Dinner and cake in the oven so just gotta clean meself up and I am good " Oh nicely done there lovely. What kinda cake? | |||
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"Reviewing vat returns but it’s a Friday I have had a busy week and I can’t be bothered That's what Monday is for! Well it’s not because they are due to be approved by client on Monday so they need to go out today really " Ah. Add 1 to everything. | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Hmm yeah sorry about that There are exceptions.... " One person’s exception is another’s towel I guess | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. And two nocturnal shout outs as well " Yeah I did! Two! Thanks Hope, I'll add you to the list of people who have made me insufferable. How are you doing Hope btw? | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. And two nocturnal shout outs as well " Hope! Totally jumping in and saying hi | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. And two nocturnal shout outs as well Yeah I did! Two! Thanks Hope, I'll add you to the list of people who have made me insufferable. How are you doing Hope btw? " Insufferable? Never. Point any complainers in my direction I am ok. Looking at my screens and trying to muster up the enthusiasm to do some work | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Hmm yeah sorry about that There are exceptions.... One person’s exception is another’s towel I guess " Ah... yes. Bring a towel | |||
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"Reading up on social policy For work or fun?" Definitely not for fun | |||
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"I've finished work for the week, I was half arsing it in an acceptable way today and now I'm done. So I should be having a wank but instead I'm going to browse here and watch Ru Paul soon. Come on Meli.... you can multitask. Wank and browse woman! Browsing the forum has a towelling effect on any arousal there was. Good point. True story. Sometimes Let me send you a cock picture, that’ll help Me or Meli? The thirst levels! Adam, send one to Notso, she needs it. I'm cocked out. Meli.... you are an utter star. So giving Always, so selflessly as well. More people should realise how amazing I am, thank you OP for adding to my ever growing ego. And two nocturnal shout outs as well Hope! Totally jumping in and saying hi " You are allowed to jump in on your own post *waves* | |||
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"Reading up on social policy For work or fun? Definitely not for fun " Don't pretend that you don't do these things for kicks | |||
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" Hope! Totally jumping in and saying hi You are allowed to jump in on your own post *waves* " *waves back* | |||
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"Reading up on social policy For work or fun? Definitely not for fun " In that case.... perve break time! | |||
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