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"Hey!" Hey Meli You had two shout outs. Not that I am shouting about it | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."I just read that! Go hope. | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions  | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day."I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment  | |||
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Get in. "Congrats on being first poster on part 2.  | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions "Gigantic proportions | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment " | |||
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"Hey!" Hey again Meli. It's nearly the midnight hour  | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment
"Does the mean I am forgiven my swan friend? | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop." Can I see under your cassock? | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions
Gigantic proportions "Beautiful proportions, epically.
I didn't read your shootout, I watched It's a Sin and found out it upsetting so had a nap and woke up now. | |||
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"Fourth!" West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th. | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
I know I mentioned the word erect as in penis. I shall go UNLOS as punishment
Does the mean I am forgiven my swan friend?"You were never in my nocturnal bad books.  | |||
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"Hey! Hey again Meli. It's nearly the midnight hour "It is the midnight hour and you can a winky face back you little flirt you. | |||
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"Hey ho here we go..again"Are you ready for part 2 Rose? | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th. "Get stuffed. | |||
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"Hey ho here we go..again
Are you ready for part 2 Rose? "Always ! | |||
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Congrats on being first poster on part 2. "Whats my prize? | |||
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"Good evening all x" Good evening catchafish....hows it going tonight? | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich " Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look  | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed."Thats not nice! | |||
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"Hope getting raunchy? I didn't think I would ever read the day.
Hope is a sexy sex bomb of explosive proportions " | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed.
Thats not nice! "Haha. | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed." | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers "Glass bottles in pubs sometimes have cat and fox wee on them if the crates are left outside. Do you think that might be the extra taste? | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers "Or from the tap... | |||
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"Good evening all x Good evening catchafish....hows it going tonight?" very good thank you sir | |||
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"A new location. Can’t keep up..." Welcome to the new location! | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed."Double stuffed? Stuffed crust? Stuffing sandwiches? | |||
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"A new location. Can’t keep up..." Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in. | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich " How did the first one go down? | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed.
Double stuffed?
Stuffed crust?
Stuffing sandwiches?"Now I want a sandwich | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look "Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel | |||
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"A new location. Can’t keep up... Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in. "Will probably take the bait... | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich " Another day, another sandwich. | |||
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"A new location. Can’t keep up... Its tricky but fun. I just post bollocks and see if anyone joins in.
Will probably take the bait... "Thats the spirit. | |||
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"It is the midnight hour!" Happy Hammers...sorry I mean midnight hour | |||
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"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. " They grow up so quickly. | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Another day, another sandwich. " A two sandwich evening is a pretty good evening....satisfying but not stuffed ! | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers "I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap. | |||
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"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. " What did you have to drink? | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury | |||
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"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. They grow up so quickly." | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers
I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap."The punk ipa is still best from the tap... | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock?" I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. | |||
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"Hey! Hey again Meli. It's nearly the midnight hour
It is the midnight hour and you can a winky face back you little flirt you. "I do like to flirt at Midnight | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "Take some sandwiches and a flask | |||
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"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. What did you have to drink? " A bottle of fizzy water and a shot of cointreau. Classify those choices if you will. I'm gonna say..... ponce   | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers
I see your thinking, but I think it varies from beer to beer. For example; I want Peroni in a bottle, Brewdog Clockwork Tangerine in a can and Guinnes from the tap.
The punk ipa is still best from the tap..."Factual | |||
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Get in.
Congrats on being first poster on part 2.
Whats my prize?"I am. | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed.
Double stuffed?
Stuffed crust?
Stuffing sandwiches?"The way he's rubbing it in, he deserves a double stuffing. | |||
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"Fourth! West ham are currently 5th in the table. Aston villa are 9th.
Get stuffed.
Double stuffed?
Stuffed crust?
Stuffing sandwiches?"Stuffed crust pizzas. | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look
Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel "What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident? | |||
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"Honestly, I go fix a drink and it's already in the teens? I'll be seventeenthface then. Probably twentysomething face by the time I finish typing. What did you have to drink? A bottle of fizzy water and a shot of cointreau. Classify those choices if you will. I'm gonna say..... ponce "Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight "2 weeks? | |||
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"It is the midnight hour! Happy Hammers...sorry I mean midnight hour " | |||
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"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend " Remember to warm up... will be cold out tomorrow | |||
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"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend " Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow. | |||
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"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow." I hope it's a fun run. | |||
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"Suppose I should start thinking about winding down for the night. Out for a 5k run tomoz with a friend Good night Matt..enjoy your run tomorrow. I hope it's a fun run." They are the best runs. | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off." Get it out then Jim | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim "She makes a fair point Jim. | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim
She makes a fair point Jim. "*Nods* | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury "I am back. Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim
She makes a fair point Jim. "There was a thread about getting your penis ready for the photo in case you forgot how Jim | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim
She makes a fair point Jim.
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim
She makes a fair point Jim. "Does Jim make a fair point though ? | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look
Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel
What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident? "I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning  | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all "It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all "I just winced. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
I just winced."See I get you every time | |||
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"Hope, it's okay to ask about my lovely bishop. Can I see under your cassock? I've not long showered it, so it would be a shame not to show it off. Get it out then Jim
She makes a fair point Jim.
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see. "To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin. | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look
Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel
What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?
I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning "Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin."Wrong kind of leaves again? Some of them are vicious. | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look
Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel
What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?
I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning
Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again. "Conversely, it could be the older male protagonist dealing with his Werther's Original before getting down and dirty with our heroine | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin."Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Wrong kind of leaves again? Some of them are vicious."They blooming well are. I can imagine the little bastards were sat there all day conspiring to take me out | |||
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"Too slow... distracted by the thought of another sandwich Were you the maniac eating cheese and peanut butter? I thought I was a lunatic for having cucumber and peanut butter. It's a winner btw, the wet crunch compliments the sticky beautifully So I'll probably have to give the cheese angle a look
Wet. Crunch. Sticky. I'm writing that as a Mills & Boone novel
What bit of romance goes crunch? Is it the car, or maybe skiing, accident?
I haven't decided. It could be the sound the bed makes as it breaks under all the sexy activity or maybe the unintended consequences of going hammer and tongs at the wet 'n' sticky without prior planning
Yes. This makes sense. I can actually hear it. Although I may be thinking of the time me and a young lady broke the dining roon table when I was house sitting for a friend. It's a good story but one for face to face if there's ever a social again.
Conversely, it could be the older male protagonist dealing with his Werther's Original before getting down and dirty with our heroine "Nobody will believe that storyline. Let's make it a toffee crisp. Still niche, but there are people that actually like toffee crisps. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling "A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette "Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?! | |||
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"I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe." Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?! "Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life! | |||
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"I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe." Night Ash | |||
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"I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe. Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock " Forgot about the cricket. Well reminded. | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!"She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard. | |||
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"I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe. Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock Forgot about the cricket. Well reminded. "Your welcome... sandwich cravings satisfied and now resisting the temptation to take another picture of my bum | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard."I am as vanilla as they come | |||
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come "Vanilla slice? 
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
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"I am off to take the bins out. I promise I will be back. Not like the last time I went missing for a fortnight
We were very worried! We even sent out a search party but it got distracted somewhere on the outskirts of Shrewsbury
I am back.
Pfft Jim of all people should no the effects of going out after midnight in the dark. How rude to distract you all
It was the streetlights. We were worried you'd wandered off after they'd gone out, you see.
To be fair I did slip over on last weeks bin run on some leaves. Obviously I did not expire from this. I wonder if the bin people would have left me on the drive as I wasn't placed correctly in the bin.
Almost certainly you'd have had a ticket slapped on you for being the wrong type of recycling
A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either "I tried it, but I didn't inhale. | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice "
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship "Ohh I love a vanilla slice. Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack! | |||
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You do? That's exciting. Tell us more. "I do.
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Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship " | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack! "I don't like cream or creme pat | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat " | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat "What do you have on a scone or with strawberries? | |||
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"I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Good night everyone and have a good weekend and stay safe. Night Ash ... enjoy talk sports.... cricket starts at silly o’clock Plus I occasionally pop up on talk sport.
You do? That's exciting. Tell us more.
I do.
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries? "Just plain. | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O "I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O
I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas "Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O
I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas
Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it "Whoop whoop! *Cashes Waterstones voucher proudly* | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain. "Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard? | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What can I say W-I-E-R-D-O
I shall buy you a dictionary for Christmas
Well done I was checking how alert you were with the exceptions to the I before e ruling You still got it
Whoop whoop! *Cashes Waterstones voucher proudly* "Just pushing the cart on the rollercoaster for you | |||
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"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors
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"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?"Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like . | |||
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"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors
Poetic exit. Night KCs"Poet and I didn't know it. Yeah! Night night nocturnal amigos | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?
Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like ."Preferably served with blackberry and apple pie | |||
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"Thank you Hope for helping me roll my coaster. I think it's time for me to whizz off to the Ferris Wheel of sleep so I don't wake up looking like a House of Horrors
Poetic exit. Night KCs"I've got Poetic Exit's second album somewhere. | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?
Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like ."Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck. | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?
Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .
Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck."That has made me think of semolina and prunes | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?
Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .
Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck.
That has made me think of semolina and prunes "I reckon prunes get a bad rep, but I haven't eaten one this century so I could be wrong. Semolina tho... | |||
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" A bit like having sex on a train but being fined the the post coital cigarette
Why do I feel that you speak from experience these?!
Lord no. Never smoked a cigarette in my life!
She's murder for class A tho. A fiend. So I've heard.
I am as vanilla as they come
Vanilla slice?
I've never tried a cigarette either
Eugh no to a vanilla slice
I might have to reassess our friendship
Ohh I love a vanilla slice.
Best day of my life about 10 weeks ago when asda delivered a 4 pack instead of a 2 pack!
I don't like cream or creme pat
What do you have on a scone or with strawberries?
Just plain.
Well it takes all sorts .... any strong views on custard?
Only when hot and vanilla, not flavoured by chocolate or strawberries or the like .
Custard smells like school and ITV. Yuck.
That has made me think of semolina and prunes
I reckon prunes get a bad rep, but I haven't eaten one this century so I could be wrong. Semolina tho... "I think school dinners in the 70's were enough to ruin my palate. | |||
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"Random thought Things taste better out of a glass bottle, then can, then draft I'd love to hear from non believers
Glass bottles in pubs sometimes have cat and fox wee on them if the crates are left outside. Do you think that might be the extra taste? "Ahhh that’s what I need to add at home | |||
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