FabSwingers.com forum: Does anyone know where I can find a pair of tits....

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

for a tit wank?

Love and Peace

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hi xx

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Wilko

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hi xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wilko "

I was hoping more the middle aisle in Aldi

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Nearly valentines you’ll be able to get chocolate ones, with the added bonus of a built in snack

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

Sharesys

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

eBay?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

I don’t believe you

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 and 11 downing Street

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tesco...buy 1 get one free

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nearly valentines you’ll be able to get chocolate ones, with the added bonus of a built in snack

Great idea

I’ll buy my knob some chocolate then seduce him with my charm

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

They look perfect for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

Sharings caring

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done

Does she do beef sarnies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seen mine happy to lend them to you he he x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

They look perfect for it

Agree

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Sorry, I thought you were refering to Ant and Dec.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

Sold

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't often get asked for tit wanks

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done

Does she do beef sarnies?

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she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You seen mine happy to lend them to you he he x"

I’ll return them to you in good condition... honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seen mine happy to lend them to you he he x

I’ll return them to you in good condition... honest

No problem at all lol x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks"

WELL I’M ASKING ROFL

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks"

Can I have a tit wank?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ask Tina, I'm sure she won't mind. She'll make you a sandwich while you're at it ready for when you're done

Does she do beef sarnies?

she might if u ask but her tits are massive, im very suprised she dont topple over , even said that to her once at the attic

My undies are already round my ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "

Yours look amazing

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

WELL I’M ASKING ROFL "

YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A decent handful here x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

Can I have a tit wank? "

Yes you may. If I'm ever in your area

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

WELL I’M ASKING ROFL

YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU

I’M BLOODY TELLING YOU

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Using a couple of tits for a wank sounds cruel, I'm reporting you to the RSPB.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"A decent handful here x"

I cannot argue with that

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "

They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A decent handful here x"

Yes perfect

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

Can I have a tit wank?

Yes you may. If I'm ever in your area

I’m more likely to be in your area maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

I don’t believe you

Inbox

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Using a couple of tits for a wank sounds cruel, I'm reporting you to the RSPB. "

I’ll take any birds tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No10 Downing St.

Go by the name of Johnson + Hancock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you

In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve got a great photo for that hidden

I don’t believe you

Inbox

I can’t see cock

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap. "

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

If you find them OP do let us know where we can find them too

Sharing is caring

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ali express?? You can get anything on there

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

They look perfect but no way your giving me a fit want on your birthday. Today is about you

In that case can you stop it raining and bring the sun out for me? It's wet and dark here. "

Yes it shines out my arse luckily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

Good boy.

You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?

Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If you find them OP do let us know where we can find them too

Sharing is caring

Brother I only need one pair, I’ll be done with them after 2 minutes anyway. I’ll happily share them out

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ali express?? You can get anything on there

The middle aisle right

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

Good boy.

You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?

Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please. "

Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

Good boy.

You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?

Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.

Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank

Happy Birthday

Perfect, my day just gets better.

And yes it is, bring cake too?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

In my back garden. I have a feeder

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Ali express?? You can get anything on there

The middle aisle right

They might take 6 months to arrive but hey they'll turn up so small you can do it one handed

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Aldi

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

WELL I’M ASKING ROFL

YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME THOUGH ARE YOU

I’M BLOODY TELLING YOU

Oooh get you coming over all Mr 50 Shades

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

Good boy.

You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?

Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.

Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank

Happy Birthday

Perfect, my day just gets better.

And yes it is, bring cake too?

And cream

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"In my back garden. I have a feeder

I know, I’m in there now peeping through your cat flap

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Ebay....you can pick whatever size you like as well and they never complain no matter how hard you tug on them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No idea

maybe you could be my first

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ebay....you can pick whatever size you like as well and they never complain no matter how hard you tug on them

I never complain how hard it’s tugged as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes.

Perfect, I’ll bring the lube

Dam I was hoping you'd bring soap.

Turns car around and heads back for some soap

Good boy.

You won't need much it only needs to last 20 seconds right?

Actually considering what day it is can you sing happy birthday instead please.

Is it your birthday? If it is then you deserve a birthday tit wank

Happy Birthday

Perfect, my day just gets better.

And yes it is, bring cake too?

And cream

God you're good.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No idea

maybe you could be my first

Now you know I don’t believe that Belle

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Plenty tits here and they are up a cup size in lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are available, but for a limited time only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my Dana that's quite the offer

lucky fella!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. "

Can I reserve a slot?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"No idea

maybe you could be my first

Now you know I don’t believe that Belle

Tis true I get distracted and it ends up in my mouth

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

Sold

Can you wash them after

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Plenty tits here and they are up a cup size in lockdown"

Or have cocks just shrunk

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. "

Bloody loveleh Dana

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. "

Beautiful

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No idea

maybe you could be my first

Now you know I don’t believe that Belle

Tis true I get distracted and it ends up in my mouth

My underpants have just fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

Sold

Can you wash them after

Yes. With spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only. "

Magnificent boobage Dana

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"Plenty tits here and they are up a cup size in lockdown

Or have cocks just shrunk

Cock free

Bigger bra filled

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Get baby oil out not give one them for ages

Sold

Can you wash them after

Yes. With spunk

That would be good I lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only.

Magnificent boobage Dana

Blimey, where have you been? Lovely to see you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks"

Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some here somewhere. They applaud me when I am being taken doggy style!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it

Puts hand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for a tit wank?

Love and Peace

In my humble opinion Ant and Dec!!!!!

Both are tits and both are wank so it’s a win win!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll lend you some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are available, but for a limited time only.

Magnificent boobage Dana

Blimey, where have you been? Lovely to see you x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mine x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don't often get asked for tit wanks

Nor do I , I think they are scared of losing it

A risk I’d be willing to take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure where you'd find a pair of those at this hour OP

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I have some here somewhere. They applaud me when I am being taken doggy style!"

Can’t wait for the warm reception

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I guess you could borrow mine as a last resort

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have some here somewhere. They applaud me when I am being taken doggy style!"

I jogged to the kitchen earlier as my rice was burning and mine done a little side to side dance.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'll lend you some

Yes please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine x"

Get em out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mine x

Get em out

They are out x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not sure where you'd find a pair of those at this hour OP

I think I’ve just found some

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I guess you could borrow mine as a last resort"

They’d look lovely around my bobbies helmet

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself

You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.

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By *ohnsayshi2016Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Will my video do?

Jokes..... Mine are rubbish for tit wanks.

Maybe try Costco, they sell everything in larger sizes. "

Yours are lovely make me hungry too x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Nope. No idea...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself

You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.

I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have great tits. They sound like bicycle pumps ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wilko "

Pahahahaha, I'd get 2 pairs of those ones. You'll end up breaking one before you're done!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 04/02/21 23:33:41]

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself

You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.

I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times

I think you’d look lovely.....go for it

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

LFC’s current centre back partnerships???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

An avery?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have great tits. They sound like bicycle pumps ......"

Yes you do Granny, they’re great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clue. But I have a pair of cold feet to squeeze between your thighs. Swapsie?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"[Bra Removed ready for tit wank by poster at 04/02/21 23:33:41]"

That’s the spirit Gobby

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just get ginormous implants and grow a pair yourself

You could get a tit wank whenever you feel like it then.

I’ve actually seen a documentary about this and the thought had crossed my mind...... many many times

I think you’d look lovely.....go for it

I’m booking myself in tomorrow

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"LFC’s current centre back partnerships???

You’re not wrong

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"[Bra Removed ready for tit wank by poster at 04/02/21 23:33:41]

That’s the spirit Gobby

only because it’s you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ta da

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