FabSwingers.com forum: Winter lockdown

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While I'm looking forward to things improving for Easter and the summer, I can help but feel I've missed out on the winter... The feel of a cool bottom as it pushes back sliding to my groin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While I'm looking forward to things improving for Easter and the summer, I can help but feel I've missed out on the winter... The feel of a cool bottom as it pushes back sliding to my groin.

Thats a mighty fine feeling... a wonderful bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love wiggling my cold bum back into a nice warm groin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilly buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out."

I don't know about that. They're lovely with a ginger sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilly buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out."

That's what's the hands are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out.

I don't know about that. They're lovely with a ginger sauce. "

Long pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out.

I don't know about that. They're lovely with a ginger sauce.

Long pig?"

Aww. You noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chilli buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out.

I don't know about that. They're lovely with a ginger sauce. "

Love mine with a slice of garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do love wiggling my cold bum back into a nice warm groin

I've been called a radiator move on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli buttocks are the worst. There's no sexy time until they've thawed out.

I don't know about that. They're lovely with a ginger sauce.

Long pig?

Aww. You noticed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Poor ol’ Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor ol’ Lib.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Poor ol’ Lib.

I can give you a cold shoulder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor ol’ Lib.

I can give you a cold shoulder?

Get in the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold feet and backside, double the fun

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Poor ol’ Lib.

I can give you a cold shoulder?

Get in the queue."

Seriously; poor ol’ Lib.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor ol’ Lib.

I can give you a cold shoulder?

Get in the queue.

Seriously; poor ol’ Lib. "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here "

HeyZooooooooozz!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here

HeyZooooooooozz!"

I read that to the time of Hey Jude in my head and now it’s stuck in there

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here

HeyZooooooooozz!

I read that to the time of Hey Jude in my head and now it’s stuck in there "

Na Na Naaaa Naaaaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here "

You hav your heating on while you aren't home? Check out Miss Fancy Pyjamas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tough times for us all Op, thoughts and prayers.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I put my pjs on the heater before I go to work so they’re warm when I get home

no chilly bum here

You hav your heating on while you aren't home? Check out Miss Fancy Pyjamas!"

Not all day. Just on timers before I get home. I’m not Jeff Bezos jeeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tough times for us all Op, thoughts and prayers. "

Get your pots and pans out to bang around for me next week.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Soon you'll have a quartet of sympathy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tough times for us all Op, thoughts and prayers.

Get your pots and pans out to bang around for me next week."

My pots and pans are all ruined now and I can’t buy new utensils

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soon you'll have a quartet of sympathy."

I don't doubt another will join the echo chamber.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You don't have central heating?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't have central heating?"

Electric.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You don't have central heating?

Electric."

I'll bring my new Christmas present hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!"

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again. "

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm eagerly awaiting the winter queen to give way for lady spring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again. "

That’s what they said last March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

Everyone to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Soon you'll have a quartet of sympathy.

I don't doubt another will join the echo chamber."

Lack of chilly arse sucks.

Mrs kf x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us."

Will probably be from freezing air conditioning in the summer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

On a lighter note: I got my hyacinths for my living room window ledge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us.

Will probably be from freezing air conditioning in the summer."

As long as I see some nips I'm noy going to complain.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us.

Will probably be from freezing air conditioning in the summer.

As long as I see some nips I'm noy going to complain."

Will yours be showing through your t shirt too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us.

Will probably be from freezing air conditioning in the summer.

As long as I see some nips I'm noy going to complain.

Will yours be showing through your t shirt too?"

Sharper than diamonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m liking winter, ‘tis the only reason my nips get hard at the moment!

Won’t be long until we can all socialise again.

Can't wait to be drinking tea with someone in a cafe with hard nipples

That makes two of us.

Will probably be from freezing air conditioning in the summer.

As long as I see some nips I'm noy going to complain."

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