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Part 8 damnit lies and damn lies

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

You know the rules by now, lie about the one above, make it nasty but most importantly MAKE IT FUNNY

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Keeps a private photo collection of clowns pockets and yawning donkeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant pass a shoe shop without cooing at the lovely shoes in the window, with a hand to his mouth camp style

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Has a collection of photographs of cream cakes once spotted in teashop windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a collection of photographs of cream cakes once spotted in teashop windows"

mmmmmmmm creamcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a collection of photographs of cream cakes once spotted in teashop windows"

has no rectum so is literaly full of xxxxx

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Appears in Pablo's photo collection wearing my old cast-off Jimi Choos

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Has a hairstyle exactly the same as that old black and white picture on the barbers wall

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Has an arse like a badger rolling round a barbers floor

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Rejected by badgers, bears, milfs gilfs and anything else with a pulse

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is a star trek fan,.. so much so makes a swssh sound when opening doors...

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Points his old Motorola phone at people before shouting

Set phasers to stun

Those Klingon wrinkles on his forehead are not prosthetic

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was the original model for the Kilingons round Uranus

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Nice guy, solvent, a great catch for any female, soft hands from doing the dishes too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is a hobbledy and has hobbit feet

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hairy toes are sexy

Is a stuntbird for barbie

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Wants to be the caped crusader - but thinks it would make him look even more camp

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Pretends to be robin

Gets chased out of Trekkie conventions because of this

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

volunteered as the figurehead for the Gloriana - but chickened out once he realised the torch would burn his bum

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By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

Has a large collection of action man dolls in bondage gear and periodically holds swinging parties with troll dolls

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sleeps in a babygro

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By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

Her amazing tits recieve radio transitions but is unfortunately always tuned into terry wogan

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

walks round with an aerial stuck to his head

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By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

During gangbang can turn her head 180degree the suck guys behind her

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

had a b.j from a frog!

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By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

Once got bummed by Elton John at a Guns 'N' Roses concert

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Banned from the beauty parlour... Misunderstood what they meant by facial...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

had to go to a&e with a ketchup bottle stuck up bum!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has specially made bras to conceal the fact that she is flat chested

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has special socks knitted in wire wool to straighten out his knock knees!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is realy a beer swilling,fag smoking,lard arse,who lives for saturday nights so she can pig out fart and burp to her hearts content

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has a red carpet in her hall way and walks down it to watch a new dvd ...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

drives a robin reliant

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Eats pickled onions for breakfast lunch and dinner...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

uses a victor kyam nasal hair trimmer

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Nasal hair trimmer set to stun

Improvises as a vibrator

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

still has a nasal trimmer stuck up his nose! look closely yoy can see the bulge like a snake that swallowed a rat!

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Secretly desires to trim Pablo's nose hair with an electric rat while swallowing his snake...

May have caught Femme's dose of nucking futs...

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Normally walks around with a vibrant red full cury tresses wig

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Uses a school girls mini skirt as a mini kilt for fetish wear has trouble finding patent stilletos in a size 12

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is actually a nun who escaped from the convent and had an unsuccessful sex change

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Wanted to work on an oil rig to satisfy his urge to be surrounded by "big butch men"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Did work on an oil rig to satisfy his urge to be surrounded by "big butch men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

owns an oil rig

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

smuggled herself onto the oil rig to be satisfied by the big butch men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is actualy a duck in a man suit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Owns a duck suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

her oil rig is staffed by big butch women

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When passing wind its measured on the beaufort scale,..

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

she is really a gusher - it is piped of to the local refinery

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hasn't mastered using a knife and fork so uses a spoon... Often heard making aeroplane noises .... and saying 'open wide.'

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Stopped eating finger food after he ate somebody's fingers

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

lived on fish fingers till someone told him it hurt the fish when they amputated them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has a pet hippo called herbert in a paddling pool in his garden

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to be called Angel Delight - but did not like the taste

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Nobody likes the taste of angel delight

Refuses to listen to the electric light orchestra because he only listens to "Eco friendly classical music"

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only eats cock-cheese flavoured Angel Delight

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Addicted to cock cheese and stale wee

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Joined a computer dating site, he's now dating a dell.

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Only ever drives old eastern European cars, loves ladas and wartburgs

Never recovered from Skoda building the fabia

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

loves to ask if anyone wants to see his punched cards - hes a retro computer buff

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Played the keyboards for the London symphony orchestra during the chariots of fire routine at the Olympic opening ceremony

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

had a thai wife for 3 mins before she ran off screaming back to mother!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once came fourth in a school egg & spoon race

Decided to take up basketweaving aged 14

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

thinks a sack race involves dressing his balls in lycra!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

her labia are so long she can lick her own lips

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Often seen flashing in laybys on the A3

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

flashing labias?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only lives in Leeds so that when she gets to the top of the M1 she knows she's almost home

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Still can't work out why the derby is in Epsom

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

drinks 5 pints op epsom salts a day

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Just made the Arctic Monkeys cum together...

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

is the one whos gonna light the big flame at the swingers olympics.

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Favourite for a medal

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Favourite for a medal"

gold please.... it would be nice to come first for a change PB...

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

A true lady, always cums first, second, third, team events, relays and the marathon, does well in the funny walks and gets ridden like a bike.

A true laydee in every sense

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

jumped out of a helicopter with the queen at the openinng ceremony!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Owns a family of Cabbage Patch Dolls

In training to be a trapeze artist

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

drives around the big top in a miniature car hooting a horn wearing a red curly wig

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Redundant from the circus as every town now has a bearded laydee covered in tattoos

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has to ride in the cage at the end of the circus train. gets covered in shit from dumbo in front and is fed on peanuts!

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Rolls in elephant scat

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

his job is to pick up the clinkers out of the sawdust and fashions em into models of agent provocateur as its the only way he gets to shag her!

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Delusions of adequacy formed by sycophantic posters claiming she is a hotty. Has spots halitosis and sweaty feet

Don't mention the boils

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Tells everyone he's hotstuff because he Uses deep heat for after shave

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Once burnt his willy on the ironing board

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

It too short to reach the ironing board and his willy is not long enough for the iron to have any effect on it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Drinks 14 cans of IrnBru for breakfast then ties a girder in a knot

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is so weak - cant even tie a shoe lace in a knot

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Burnt his willy on the iron

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears fake glasses nose & tache, speaks like Joe Pasquale

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Frost bitten willy

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

worried about frost bite - so always wears his thermal long johns to meets

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has an A.S.B.O. for "horrendous bagpipe playing abilities" at 3am

Has since resorted to keeping pet iguanas

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

auditioned for Mr bean but was too ugly

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over a year ago

Auditioned for Braveheart but wasn't Scottish enough.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

painted his face and body with normal wood paint - lost most of his skin getting it off

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was Bonnie Prince Charlie in a previous incarnation, came unstuck just south of Derby

Rode a pony instead of a stallion

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

made a mistake reading the book and went looking for a grey mare

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Last meet said he was a nightmare

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

told his last meet - he was a stallion - forgot to tell her he had been gelded

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Plays in an ooompah band so he can wear the leiderhosen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drills holes in pieces of wood when he gets bored

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Dreams of lederhosen

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

likes to swing from the ceiling and ask her men to see if they can get it in as she moves past

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually a taxi driver so has The Knowledge, sadly it is that of a mollusc

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

bought a tom tom on Ebay and was miost upset to find out he could not bang it

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Thought eBay was a holiday resort

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

a girl told him to come to myspace and he kept asking for the postcode

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

was kicked out of scotland for wearing furry boxer shorts under his kilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has hidden her page as she thinks I'm stalking her,,, it couldn't be further from the truth I'm actually her illigitmate live child born from this very site !!

Mum come home

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Knows all the words to Annie I'm not your daddy, genuinely thinks they are one of kid Creoles coconuts

Sad really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Got kicked out of Sunday School for singing rude words to the hymns

Is currently in training to become a trappist monk

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Pulls the wings off of flies, one day he will have enough to make a batman mask

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Was kicked out of Scouts for eating Brownies

Traps monks with bad habits

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Really has long flowing blond locks but airbrushed them out to make himself look macho

As a crossdresser he is an illegal member of the W.I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picks up men at the local urinals and has a scrapbook of urinal cakes at home

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are actually both X Factor rejects who never made the auditions

Recently bought a mobile home but someone stole it before they could move it to their desired location (Bangor apparently)

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Supports Shrewsbury town because they used to play at gay meadow

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Is Batman's 'friend'

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

rides a tandem bike with a little cart on the back for pablo

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is realy a bag lady but she is upmarket and uses a shopping trolley

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Supplies "shop soiled" trolleys to winos so they can go on the pull for bag ladies without their own wheels

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a shop soiled wino

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

has a supply of wheeled trolleys and zimmer frames,he uses for luring old ladies into his den of inequity

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

If you look closely, her av shows her tied to a shopping trolley

Supplied by me obviously

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

runs a concession stand for grannys r us

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a sticky vicky stand in in benidorm!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

she is sticky vicki,i only stand in while she gets the dyson out for a good clear out

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wears winciette pyjamas

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Sticky vicky franchise coming to a town near you soon

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has bought up all tickets for sticky vicky night

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

and she has stashed em where the sun dont shine

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is wearing knickers in this photo but her arse has eaten em!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yep but mine dont have a big hole in em

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

no just your arse has a big hole!

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Stick it on the cv for the sticky vicky franchise

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

went blind trying to find _aceytops knickers

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Used my spidey sense

Sells lacytops used shoes, underwear and and armpit shavings by mail order

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

buys _aceytopos toenail clippings on line and makes a scrummy pie!

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over a year ago

Goes in Mcdonalds dressed as Ronald Mcdonald to scare the kids and get free burgers.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

original username was fartfuldogger!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

GET OUTTA MY KNICKERDRAWER

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

pablo get out of laceys knicker drawer!

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It's her knickers I'm trying to get into

Answers to the name of diesel Bertha

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

uses diesal as lube,wonders why he gets msgs from mechanics

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Jumps on my lap saying "let's play mechanics"

Then shouts "oooh I feel your jack rising"

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

im just calling the AA pablos got a flat!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

slow puncture lol

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

She nailed it

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

tried viagra and ciallis at eh same time and exploded as he looked at lacy

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

In court in the morning for stealing breadcrumbs from little children wanting to feed the swans

Claims they gave it to him to make summer pudding

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"tried viagra and ciallis at eh same time and exploded as he looked at lacy "
not "_xscot" "exmiltonkeynes"

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Pre op exhibitionist seeks adoring fans

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

does not like to talk about himself

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Has nobody to talk to

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Compares himself to a supermarket,... Not because he's got everything you'd want ... It's Because he's lidl...

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Once decorated his whole house in safeways money off coupons.

Currently redecorating with morrisons vouchers. Needs some yellow and green adhesive tape to colour match the bathroom

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Learnt his dance moves from appearing in the kwik fit fitter adverts

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

volunteers in a hand car wash just so he can soap up and rub down the occupants!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was once in a girlband called Los Lesbos

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

danced with pans people on top of pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was found enticing tramps with spoons of honey to mow her lawn in their underwear so she could perv them from the garden shed.

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Finds that going digging on the 29 bus has its drawbacks

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

bought a strimmer from b&q today to trim pubes

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Is a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretends to be a bus driver on the number 29 bus.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

steals the coins from wishing wells!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Always wears his left sock insideout

Always speaks in fluent Flemish

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hangs head in shame, my timing is as terrible as my typing

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Not changed socks in three years

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

wears crusty dusty cos he likes the crackle they make when he sits down

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Soap dodger

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