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"Did you put the hat on and then forget what you were about to do next Granny? " I never forget. pffffffft. | |||
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"My head is always hot, Especially when entering an ass or pussy x" Fucking hell ........ loose sphincters are us....  | |||
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"Is it cheating if I already know the answer? " Uhmmmmmmmmm how can it be ? That's like calling Brian Cox a cheat cos I asked the name of the planet we live on. | |||
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"Are you sat on your mobility scooter battery? "  again ...... | |||
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"Are you sat on your mobility scooter battery? again ...... "Vroom vroom | |||
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"D: latent horn?  "There is no D ......  Get your own quiz Bamber ! | |||
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"Are you sat on your mobility scooter battery? again ......
Vroom vroom"Make a reversing noise for me ......... go on ....... | |||
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"Are you sat on your mobility scooter battery? again ......
Vroom vroom
Make a reversing noise for me ......... go on ....... "Can’t.  . My beeps have booped | |||
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"Suck a cock and see if you’ve still got your taste buds granny " That sounds like a strap line for covid. Stay indoors Suck a cock Check your taste Protect the FPS | |||
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed? "Because then she doesn’t get asked to pay for the stuff in her trolley....... | |||
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"Suck a cock and see if you’ve still got your taste buds granny That sounds like a strap line for covid. Stay indoors Suck a cock Check your taste Protect the FPS"  | |||
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed? "How else can I elicit enough pity to get a free pack of buns..... | |||
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed?
Because then she doesn’t get asked to pay for the stuff in her trolley......."Oh wow....... He must be the store manager | |||
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"D: latent horn?
There is no D ...... Get your own quiz Bamber !"You couldn't handle my D baby  x
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed?
Because then she doesn’t get asked to pay for the stuff in her trolley.......
Oh wow....... He must be the store manager"No more vodka on tick.......! You’ve been told | |||
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"It could be B..are you hot anywhere else?" Who are you calling bebe bebe x mwah ! No. My tiny hands are frozen | |||
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"It could be B..are you hot anywhere else? Who are you calling bebe bebe x mwah ! No. My tiny hands are frozen" That reminds me of when I was a kid and my gran used to take my tiny hands and hold them in hers when it was cold. Stick your tiny cold hands on your head..cool your head and warm your hands. And take that bloody hat off in doors. Stick | |||
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"Why do you go to the shops half dressed?
Because then she doesn’t get asked to pay for the stuff in her trolley.......
Oh wow....... He must be the store manager" | |||
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"Put a bag of frozen peas under yer hat Granny, problem solved "OMG ........ Ace Genius...... What about the drips ? | |||
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"Put a bag of frozen peas under yer hat Granny, problem solved
OMG ........ Ace Genius......
What about the drips ?"Good excuse to call in the local plumber   | |||
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"Put a bag of frozen peas under yer hat Granny, problem solved
OMG ........ Ace Genius......
What about the drips ?"Granny. You have the special pads for that. Remember? | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon....." I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon..... I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely !" I would pay to watch you eat that jelly...... | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon..... I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! I would pay to watch you eat that jelly......" It's got raspberries in it ....... | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon..... I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! I would pay to watch you eat that jelly...... It's got raspberries in it ....... " Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep. | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon..... I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! I would pay to watch you eat that jelly...... It's got raspberries in it ....... Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep. " I got some vegan cream to pour slowly across the raspberries and let it thicken on my tongue before it trickles down my throat....... I do love a good jelly | |||
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"Did Granny make it back from the shops or has she been caught drinking the hand sanitizer again? Concerned of Devon..... I got back with a bag of crisps , a ready made jelly and some shroom dogs..... lovely ! I would pay to watch you eat that jelly...... It's got raspberries in it ....... Knock it off it’s bed time and I won’t sleep. I got some vegan cream to pour slowly across the raspberries and let it thicken on my tongue before it trickles down my throat....... I do love a good jelly " Granny..... remember what happened last time? It took us 3 days to unstick your teeth and for a week after every time you coughed one of your nostrils fizzed. I’m going to bed, thick cream trickling down your throat indeed..... and that’s why you are barred from the bingo hall.... | |||
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