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"Yay , Beans for me tonight then Peach "How many tins? | |||
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"If you're going to do a video, liberally sprinkle some flour between your cheeks for an added visual thrill "I need Prickles to talc my bum like a Geisha 'Poooof' | |||
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"Yay , Beans for me tonight then Peach
How many tins? "1 is enough trust me  | |||
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"If you're going to do a video, liberally sprinkle some flour between your cheeks for an added visual thrill " | |||
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There’s no way I’m opening a gift box from you | |||
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"Haha.. you are welcome. That's my random act of kindness done for today. You don't owe me anything;) " Not even a cupcake? | |||
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"BTW this must be the most anticipated video of 2021 so far. " Absofuckinlutely | |||
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"Haha.. you are welcome. That's my random act of kindness done for today. You don't owe me anything;) Not even a cupcake? "A box of peaches. | |||
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"Gonna prepare as best I can but need to be careful not to force it "No forcing, you never know if you've got a dose of them. https://youtu.be/fs3a5qT3k18 | |||
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"Get some glitter instead of flour...you can then fast rainbows "And set up a fan! | |||
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"Get some glitter instead of flour...you can then fast rainbows
And set up a fan!"This is getting terribly niche | |||
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"Get some glitter instead of flour...you can then fast rainbows
And set up a fan!
This is getting terribly niche "Uh oh. We are just a tad excited.  | |||
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"National Fart day for you must be like National Wank day for the rest of us
There’s no way I’m opening a gift box from you "Yep! I'm now worried my gasses are gonna point and laugh and save themselves for an orchestral performance the following day | |||
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"...going to be a good day. " It better be or I'll be proper gutted. | |||
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"BTW this must be the most anticipated video of 2021 so far. " It's my time to shine like the angelic little classy rat I am  | |||
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"National Fart Day! Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint. Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute? Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink? I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera. Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me." It reminds me of the old Brazilian fart porn video that my husband is forever showing me whilst he’s crying with laughter! | |||
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"Get some glitter instead of flour...you can then fast rainbows
And set up a fan!
This is getting terribly niche "I'm gonna be so sad if my body fails me | |||
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"...going to be a good day. It better be or I'll be proper gutted." Trust your gut! You can do it. Your gut will not let you down on such an auspicious day.  | |||
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"This thread stinks  "All bark and no bite me. You recoil in horror expecting to get gassed out, yet your nostrils remain unscathed and ya can't taste a thing | |||
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"I’ll be walking around shouting “air biscuits, get them while they’re hot”. " I like your style! You need a sandwich board | |||
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"This reminds me of a big graduate job interview I once had. I dropped a fart that was so rancid the interviewer got up and opened every single window in the room. Neither of us mentioned the fart, despite the fact that it felt like our eyes were bleeding, but we carried on as normal, even if he did seem to speed up the questions. I didn't get the job. "
I couldn't have said nothing. I think the words "get out you stinky bastard" may have left my mouth
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"National Fart Day! Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint. Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute? Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink? I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera. Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me. It reminds me of the old Brazilian fart porn video that my husband is forever showing me whilst he’s crying with laughter!" I can't watch it, makes me heave I often get sent it and I'm "no... just no"
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"...going to be a good day. It better be or I'll be proper gutted. Trust your gut! You can do it. Your gut will not let you down on such an auspicious day. "Dear Gas Gods, please shine upon me on the most comedic day of the year. | |||
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"Tomorrow is also National Weatherman Day so if the forecast is not for fierce wind in all areas then I for one will be disappointed. " I agree. What a combo | |||
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"If you're going to do a video, liberally sprinkle some flour between your cheeks for an added visual thrill "
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"I appear to be a day ahead of schedule. I keep on having to mute my microphone during online meetings." | |||
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"Tomorrow is also National Weatherman Day so if the forecast is not for fierce wind in all areas then I for one will be disappointed. " | |||
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"National Fart Day! Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint. Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute? Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink? I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera. Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me." Should have been today with me ! Let out a few of those long squeaky ones along the isles when no one around this morn x | |||
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"National Fart Day! Thank you Tuberose for bringing this to my attention, I owe you a pint. Soooo, how are you gonna be prepping your toot chute? Will you be catching them in a cup and handing them out as gifts? Will you be walking round with cotton wool up yer snout just in case you walk into a wall of stink? I've been toying with the idea of letting one rip in one of my videos, so if one goes up tomorrow you know full well I've caught one on camera. Sods law my bagpipe belly will fail me." Sounds like the perfect day for me to finish off the frozen sprouts from Christmas | |||
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"If you're going to do a video, liberally sprinkle some flour between your cheeks for an added visual thrill "Oh please do this | |||
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