FabSwingers.com forum: Big Disappointments On Fab!

By *entleman Jay OP Man
over a year ago

Wakefield

I will start. Please follow.

When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start. Please follow.

When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out

lol don’t let it ruin ya day pal

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Ooh, 3 new views!

All from blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Profile Not Available

This member has hidden their profile’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you like the look of someone and go to their profile and your only a year off the age range

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x"

Yep . Happened to me yesterday, dont even know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

And! When I think oh they’re nice and every other pic is them hanging out of someone else. Not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest disappointment is finding you wear an invisibility cloak as a male

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

People offering me tea but, then finding out they are a closet coffee drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like the look of someone and go to their profile and your only a year off the age range

Better than being 20 years off it!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.

And expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooohhhh hellowwwww, a fab from a pretty lady

.... ....who only likes 20 year old BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people clearly don't read your profile and still send uninvited friend requests, instant block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.

And expensive

Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness though I think the most disappointing one for me is when they send a pic and there’s a beard

. I wish I didn’t have the beard phobia.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.

And expensive

Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!

Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.

And expensive

Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!

Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station

Hey it’s posh around there now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be when guys ask to meet now and you don't reply 'on my way'. Disappointment must be unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away."

yeh it’s crap when someone is too far to be doable really ... and they have cake on offer as well

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can’t think of any other than having to deal with ignoramuses

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

""Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away."

Awww thanks

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By *akedduo66Couple
over a year ago

Near Bordon

When you look at a nice couples profile and they state they are professionals, that's us out.

Bodie and Doyle don't do it for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh, 3 new views!

All from blokes

Or on the other side ...

a message from a single lady and I think oh hello lady time and then the pics are obvs from a porn site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x"

I had this today, no clue why?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"In all seriousness though I think the most disappointing one for me is when they send a pic and there’s a beard

. I wish I didn’t have the beard phobia. "

Oooops Hammer House of Horror with that one I sent then!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.

You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.

Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ooh, 3 new views!

All from blokes

Or on the other side ...

a message from a single lady and I think oh hello lady time and then the pics are obvs from a porn site "

Perhaps she’s a porn star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x

I had this today, no clue why? "

I have decided to take it as a compliment from now, as I can't change people's perception of me but I can change how I feel... Go me!

Her x

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x

I had this today, no clue why? "

Same as well but tend to forget all About it after some anime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.

You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.

Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored.

.... I didn't want this post to make you feel ignored, we'll ignore the spelling errors....kidding

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting an obvious copy and pasted message from a guy, who must have sent it to every single fab user.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Feeling overwhelming excitement when a friend says they are going to start a thread and you think "Oh brilliant, something to get people interacting and thinking", only to discover a few minutes later they have no intention of doing it. Bloody worse than a vag tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh nice profile, good pics, I think I match what they're looking for... "No Asians!" *Sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling overwhelming excitement when a friend says they are going to start a thread and you think "Oh brilliant, something to get people interacting and thinking", only to discover a few minutes later they have no intention of doing it. Bloody worse than a vag tease.

Rate my cock thread on the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get "straight" blokes messaging you. You then reply and the next day they feel the need to announce theyre "straight" whilst they look at your profile 3x a day... This site is 95% closet cases.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.

You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.

Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored.

.... I didn't want this post to make you feel ignored, we'll ignore the spelling errors....kidding

Her x"

. You’re too kind but you’ve debunked my grumble.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you get a wink from someone and their status update is slightly unhinged

Or when you meet someone and they want your autograph

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Not being able to give a full force verbal assault, I'm talking the equivalent of opening their front door to get greeted with me doing a Miley and swinging in hardcore wrecking ball looking like one of Satan's right hand women taking that fucker out.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Not being able to give a full force verbal assault, I'm talking the equivalent of opening their front door to get greeted with me doing a Miley and swinging in hardcore wrecking ball looking like one of Satan's right hand women taking that fucker out.

Fab should have just one day like the film The Purge where you can say and do absolutely anything you like.....omfg would we go batshit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blatant copy & paste first messages are a massive disappointment (especially when you get the same c&p message a coupe of weeks later with minor grammar corrections from the same profile)!

When we see a profile we like, initiate the conversation and the reply is in ‘text speak’. No thk u 2 u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out

Learn much about disappointment you to young padawan. A jedi master with enlightenment awaits you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they message me first but I have to carry the conversation -which I am terrible at!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you get a message saying "you're beautiful" and you have no face pics showing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they message me first but I have to carry the conversation -which I am terrible at!"

I feel that. The responses become shorter and shorter and you're racking your brain wondering how to keep the conversation alive.

I've learned that when this happens, to just let go. If they aren't making the effort, there's no point getting yourself stressed about it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you get a pic fabbed, but then realise its because they like cake.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When you get a pic fabbed, but then realise its because they like cake.

To be fair...its got strawberries and cream. Whats not to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

Awww, you’re like M&S on Fab - luxurious quality, mouth watering and to be indulged slowly.

And expensive

Haha. M&S?!! I’m the fortnum and mason of fab!

Yes, looking classy on The Strand but I was surprised to see you hanging around Kings Cross Station

Hey it’s posh around there now!"

Not in the bit you were in Nora!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see a message 'fancy a fuck' delete it without opening nd then within minutes receive another message from same person giving dogs abuse.

Normally go on blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away.

yeh it’s crap when someone is too far to be doable really ... and they have cake on offer as well

What are your views on pancakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away.

Awww thanks

I'll just grab the Millennium Falcon

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When you get a pic fabbed, but then realise its because they like cake.

To be fair...its got strawberries and cream. Whats not to love

I have another spoon.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When you send a message to a single fem/couple asking if they want to chat and they say yes, but then they never ask a question....

Like hello?! That’s how conversations work and you get to know someone!

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"You like a post on the forum and click on the profile to find out more about the person only to find that you are blocked...hurumph

Her x"

Haha this! Happens to me quite often, especially couples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the profile is great and then the message is awful or everything is perfect but they are so far away they might as well be in another solar system.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When you fab someone's great cake pic and they inundate you with pleas to meet

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By *gfbMan
over a year ago

thorne

"I will start. Please follow.

When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will start. Please follow.

When you get an email notification to say you have a new message. Only to discover it is to say your site supporter membership is about to run out

At least something...

better than one word message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding the ultimate adonis that ticks EVERY box only to discover he likes men more

(see leanmuscle)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Finding the ultimate adonis that ticks EVERY box only to discover he likes men more

(see leanmuscle) "

I don't like men......

Oh - you wasn't talking about me. Oops.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Where do you start...

See someone interring on the forum... Profile hidden

See someone you like... Miles away or outside their age range or size preference.

Get a message from someone who says they prefer slim girls but your clearly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone you’d love to meet but absolutely miles away

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ooo oooo ooooo I got one.

Someone you really like getting a veri off someone you can't stand.

Just me?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ooo oooo ooooo I got one.

Someone you really like getting a veri off someone you can't stand.

Just me? "

Not just you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Seeing someone you really like the look of, but they obviously like 6-packs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you follow the verification trail...icky icky icky.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Seeing someone you like with multiple veris from one woman each getting way more possessive so you darednt go there in case of bunny boiler antics

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The value of a full head of hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building a decent conversation with a guy, for him to say something like, ‘well usually I can only do Tuesdays at 7.13pm when it’s a full moon, because I live with my mum, and work at the homeless shelter’

Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Like the pics - tick

Like the profile - tick

I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick

Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get messages asking for my kik when my profile says I don't use kik.

When I see a thread on fabbing pics then my inbox fills up of the people I fabbed

Single men with public photos inside women. Its a big turn off

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

When you chat and exchange messages thinking you are getting along and then suddenly, without warning, no response!

I don't even think I said anything wierd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at! "

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

Oh god Mary!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

Yup every single time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

Oh god Mary!

Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

Oh god Mary!

Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!!"

I know I'm a wrongun but that's just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

Yup every single time haha"

Are we getting old or are the hottest getting younger?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

They don’t do anal

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

Of course it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice

I think I might

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Building a decent conversation with a guy, for him to say something like, ‘well usually I can only do Tuesdays at 7.13pm when it’s a full moon, because I live with my mum, and work at the homeless shelter’

Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’

I got that some time ago, he has left the site now. Yeah I am flexible day and night he says. He had his child overnight 3/4 nights a week, worked 3 nights a week. He could fit me in most mornings, after he had done the school run, and before he went to sleep

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

""Oooh you're nice"

User is 6.73 light years away."

So true. So very, very true

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

It’s absolutely fine. If in doubt, do him twice

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A message from a hot looking couple who want a friend add, you check the profile....6 months, no photo veri, no meet veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like someone's posts in the forum and they look hot and you find out you're 20yrs older than them

that’s every one I look at!

Me too recently

There one ridiculously hot one that is only 18yrs younger - thats OK isn't it?

Oh god Mary!

Oh I read it as 18 years old! God yeah that’s ok!!"

Long as it’s legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they don’t like my hairy chest

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"When they don’t like my hairy chest

When they don't like my hair free chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they don’t like my hairy chest

When they don't like my hair free chest

Shall we cry together

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"When they don’t like my hairy chest

When they don't like my hair free chest

Shall we cry together

Yes!!! Come and rub your hairy chest on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they don’t like my hairy chest

When they don't like my hair free chest

Shall we cry together

Yes!!! Come and rub your hairy chest on mine

I can’t promise it won’t tickle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

When you know someone is just teasing the fuck out of you, but you can't help but like them.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"When they don’t like my hairy chest

When they don't like my hair free chest

Shall we cry together

Yes!!! Come and rub your hairy chest on mine

I can’t promise it won’t tickle

If it does I'm tickling you back

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

When you chat to someone and there's a ridiculous amount of chemistry but you know the chances of ever meeting are slim to none

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

I'm either blocked or they have no interest in me within my county so cross border it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also loosely translated as ‘im attached and unreliable, and can only attend meets on my way home from work when I’m your area’

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"When you chat to someone and there's a ridiculous amount of chemistry but you know the chances of ever meeting are slim to none

That one is a killer

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

All of the above.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"When you craft an incredibly erudite and witty forum post; the sort that Oscar Wilde had he been on Fab would have been proud off.

You studiously check for spelling errors and grammar, then with a satisfied smile on your face you hit send.

Just as you notice a crap auto type spelling mistake and your literary masterpiece goes largely ignored.

... proud of

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When you chat with a hot single fem, then realise it's a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you like the look of someone and go to their profile and your only a year off the age range

This is the single biggest kicker on the site lol. Especially as people seem to work in age ranges of multiples of 5. Am 34... lol

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

[Removed by poster at 04/02/21 16:41:16]

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

You see someone local to you. They're stunning. You have compatible interests... but their profile stipulates "hot people only", so you leave them alone.

Later, acting on advice from the forum, you send them a speculative wink anyway... AND THEY WINK BACK. Oh my God.

You sit down with their profile. You carefully compose a thoughtful and unique message. You address all the points they make in their bio. You include the key phrase they specify. You attach the face pictures they want. You proofread the message twice. You go off and do something else for a bit, then come back and proofread the message again.

You screw up your courage, pull the trigger, and send the message. First speculative message you've sent in months.

They never read it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When people don't respect your age filters

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Every time I log on.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

You have 1 new wink

Oooooh

*checks wink*

*clicks profile*

This member has hidden their profile

SAKEEEEE

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

When you spend lots of time chatting with a single guy aiming to meet and it transpires that theyre not single at all...happens so often I sometimes wonder if I've accidentally logged into Ashley Madison!

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When you fab photos go back to photos you have fabbed : You can't view this profile because the user has blocked your sorry arse

Ok then ....

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Getting a time out from the forums and have no idea who we offended.

They could at least tell us so we know to block them.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

2 unread messages only to discover from guys with the same old “nice cock mate” fiasco.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"Like the pics - tick

Like the profile - tick

I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick

Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

This.. so many times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a time out from the forums and have no idea who we offended.

They could at least tell us so we know to block them.

Even if you block them they can still see your posts. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The background politics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you fab photos go back to photos you have fabbed : You can't view this profile because the user has blocked your sorry arse

Ok then ....

Go on than please fab my pics, promise I won’t block u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no worse that getting messages saying "hey" or "U ok " ....x..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big disappointment says if you receive a message from me it's literally don't even read it just delete it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People begging to be fabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get excited to see a new message only to find out that a forum mod has contacted you to dish out a forum ban!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fab.. You have a Wink

Me. woohoo I've pulled at last

Me. Check the wink excitedly

Me. Oh ffs it's a hairy arsed bloke

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Open mail box, 1st one we block, as constant messages from 1 guy, we'd not replied - get the hint.

2nd message, a total "advert" about covid fake news - blocked. 3rd, a guy a million miles away and in his 70's- thanks but no blocked.

Lost will to live, deleate all others before even read.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"The big disappointment says if you receive a message from me it's literally don't even read it just delete it

Oh, might of been us.

see our last post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you scratch beneath the surface and realise what people are really like....

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

People who think that you are under some obligation to read their messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't a gym, sauna or swimming pool

The walls could do with a lick of paint also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the cake on offer in the forums and nobody has sent me a crumb even

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"When you get excited to see a new message only to find out that a forum mod has contacted you to dish out a forum ban!

That's what you get for being a naughty boy, Bants

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Getting a time out from the forums and have no idea who we offended.

They could at least tell us so we know to block them.

Even if you block them they can still see your posts. X"

Yes we know that but it makes us feel better knowing that they cant PM us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I click on a profile of someone sexy and then realise they want quality

And! When I think oh they’re nice and every other pic is them hanging out of someone else. Not nice. "

Even more so bare with lots of different women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have all the different Sydney university stuff on their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Like the pics - tick

Like the profile - tick

I'm what they're looking for (age,gender) - tick

Click Message - Sorry, you can't send private mail to this user. Why? User has blocked everyone of your sex.

This.. so many times...

So very many times and some of them even have that they're looking for your sex in their looking for list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb. "

I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.

I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.

Oh, Greg’s the Juan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.

I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.

Oh, Greg’s the Juan. "

I am loving the puns.

Can you keep them coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message saying "you're beautiful" and you have no face pics showing

Aka

"Banging body and nice boobs. Please may i put my willy inside you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get on like a house on fire but they have the nerve to live in a different country and you know you'll probably never meet and get to have a good old fingerblast.

I hope someday you’ll make his French baguette crumb.

I was talking about GregTheSalesmanFromSpain not that weird French dude.

Oh, Greg’s the Juan.

I am loving the puns.

Can you keep them coming? "

I’m a repeat, heavy punner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need a bacon baguette now

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Appealing to men more than women....fuck my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am loving the puns.

Can you keep them coming?

I’m a repeat, heavy punner.

Oh you are punny.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Sychophantic men who are over every woman like a rash. The disappointing part is that so many women fall for it even if they won't admit it to themselves.

People pleasers who live for acknowledgement and the need to be popular.

The disappointing thing is that they are unfortunately fooling most of the people most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super sexy photos, great profile, lots of things in common. He sends several face pics, all good and he likes you. Then asks to meet now. Like tonight

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