FabSwingers.com forum: Quaint Expressions

By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course

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over a year ago

"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course "

I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!

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over a year ago

"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course

I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!

This

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over a year ago

"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course

I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!

Same! Meli uses the word ‘quim’ i find that rather quaint.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course

I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!

Same! Meli uses the word ‘quim’ i find that rather quaint. "

Quim is actually in the dictionary , we looked it up as kids ...

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Today whilst chatting to a colleague I described the Male orgasm as the “ Vinegar Stroke “

“ you what “ they asked inquisitively.

“ You know “ I continued “ the bit when you cum and your face contorts as if you had just drank a slug of vinegar ‘

A great big smile cracked on their face ,

“ I’ve never heard it called that “ they chuckled ..

I must admit it has been a while since I have used it and it got me wondering , does anyone have any quaint or not so quaint expressions one rarely hears , sexual or non sexual of course

I never understood why it was called that, thank you for enlightening me!

My pleasure

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang

John Ayto, John Simpson — 2010 · Language Arts & Disciplines

... a flashy car; and if the car is both expensive and impressive 'you have to beat the quim off with a hockey stick' (1974).

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

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over a year ago

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it "

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Getting the wrong end of the stick" comes from the times when the monarch would have a "groom of the stool", a man who would wipe his bottom with a sponge on a stick. They would pass the stick to someone to dispose of and occasionally they would accidentally get "the wrong" or "shitty end" .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When I was a kid and asked my mum what was for dinner she'd reply

"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit"

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I always say swings and roundabouts

And the other day I worries an American friend when I said swing a cat. She had to go Google it

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over a year ago

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha"

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

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over a year ago

"When I was a kid and asked my mum what was for dinner she'd reply

"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit""

We got shit n sugar!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

Wazzock is a favourite of mine too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When I was a kid and asked my mum what was for dinner she'd reply

"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit"

We got shit n sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

Wazzock is a favourite of mine too"

Yes! Alot of the people I know are younger than me and look at me like I am talking jibberish most of the time... My last partner didn't know what I meant when I asked if he had swilled the bath out... Wtf?!?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

Wazzock is a favourite of mine too

My Mum used Wazzock all the time .

Maybe it's a local thing who knows

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't know a few of these so I'm of to the foot of our stairs

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"When I was a kid and asked my mum what was for dinner she'd reply

"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit"

We got shit n sugar!

Yeah we got shit with sugar on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing the lighthouse- having a w@nk in the bath

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

Wazzock is a favourite of mine too

My Mum used Wazzock all the time .

Maybe it's a local thing who knows

Not a local thing as my mum used to use it a lot when I was a kid and she got it from growing up in Cornwall, my aunt uses it too.

Bloody brilliant word that wazzocck is too

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “

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over a year ago

"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “ "

No but I'm thinking it will belong in vocabulary in a minute . Hehe

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Haven’t heard a women described as a bint in a fair while

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

ZZ Top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “ "

Been a while since I've heard that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blowjobs being called "a shiner"

Anyone?

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Blowjobs being called "a shiner"

Anyone?"

Ah never heard it called a shiner but I expect it’s in reference to a “ French Polish “ which was the old prostitute way of advertising legally in newsagents windows and the like

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “

No but I'm thinking it will belong in vocabulary in a minute . Hehe "

It’s when the Male cums over the females chest and neck area . The resemblance of a pearl necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also perhaps of interest that I didn’t know till much later in life ..

Do you remember calling someone a “ Berk “ .?

I always thought it was a polite name call . I remember a teacher called me a Berk once ..

Well actually Berk is short for Cockney rhyming slang “ Berkeley Hunt “ which of course needs no introduction..

Fancy that ! A teacher called me a C***T ... Good way of getting away with it

I still use berk! Didn't know that though

I didn't know that either, I use it quite often

haha

Haha! I quite like Pillock too!

Wazzock is a favourite of mine too"

We need to get wazzock back into common conversations.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

One of my all time favourites

Having a nosh / went down for a nosh

Oral sex

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"One of my all time favourites

Having a nosh / went down for a nosh

Oral sex "

Nothing you off.

I still use it

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

So are you like Suzi Dent OP?

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over a year ago

"When I was a kid and asked my mum what was for dinner she'd reply

"Six jumps at the ladder door" or "bread and pullit""

My mum would say tripe with hair on

used to boil my piss

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"One of my all time favourites

Having a nosh / went down for a nosh

Oral sex

Nothing you off.

I still use it

Cool ! I love that saying

Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy

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over a year ago

"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “ "

An angry dragon x it’s in urban dictionary don’t think it’s in the Collins

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over a year ago

Guts for garters?

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"Guts for garters?

Yeah that was common when I was a kid “ come here you I will have your guts for garters “ usually when you were in trouble

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"One of my all time favourites

Having a nosh / went down for a nosh

Oral sex

Nothing you off.

I still use it

Cool ! I love that saying

Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy "

I still use that one, generally in reference to verbally annihilating the "meet now" messages I get in my inbox. I wait until I have PMT for full force.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"I’m sure everyone must know the quaint expression “ Gave her a pearl necklace “

An angry dragon x it’s in urban dictionary don’t think it’s in the Collins

Oh that’s a bit like “ Donkey Punch “ There was a great movie about this activity ...

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

"One of my all time favourites

Having a nosh / went down for a nosh

Oral sex

Nothing you off.

I still use it

Cool ! I love that saying

Also one I use is “ shooting fish in a barrel “ for something that is easy

I still use that one, generally in reference to verbally annihilating the "meet now" messages I get in my inbox. I wait until I have PMT for full force."

Yeah I use it if I’m mickey taking someone at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wazzock was a term well used, up north, when I was a young lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think “Dufus” is much underused.

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