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"How does Ms TV measure her modesty..." By the bucket load | |||
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"why is it when i look at tv pics i get horny .... " Cos we is sexy, innit x | |||
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"Why is goats cheese the food of the devil......." G Cos it tastes all goaty | |||
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"Why does my foot hurt? x" Cos you have been cutting your toe nails with a bread knife again, haven't you? | |||
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"Who the fuck has nicked my wheelie bin. Whipser to me....was it Granny?" yes it was Shhhhhh | |||
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"Why is it that usually I’m not a fan of cock pics but at the moment I can’t stop looking at them? " Gruesome fascination | |||
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"Oh great omniscient one, I’m planning on taking some new pics soon (of me, for on here), what sort of pics should they be?" Reenactment of classical art throughout hisory | |||
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"Why does my foot hurt? x Cos you have been cutting your toe nails with a bread knife again, haven't you?" Doesn’t everyone? | |||
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"Do you know where I put my van key ? because I have had to use the spare for 2 weeks now And it doesnt have the remote buttons so I have to go proper out my way and open the door with the actual key!!!!! " Its the same fucking goblin that breaks into my house at night a shoves all my spare change down the back of the sofa. Sadly you have lost the key forever! | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee " Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table?" Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it " Its the goblin | |||
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"Would it be the same goblin that nicks wheelie bins and makes goats cheese......" Its his cousin | |||
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight? " It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50 | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it Its the goblin" I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x | |||
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight? It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50" That's close enough for me I'm on the case! Be prepared for a Fab members party with all my winnings! | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it Its the goblin I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x " I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover. That bastard goblins got it | |||
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"Mystery solved then well done Sherlock " Jennie knows all | |||
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"Who the fuck has nicked my wheelie bin. Whipser to me....was it Granny? yes it was Shhhhhh" You grass ! Yours is next. I hear your postcode is riddled. I might come over under cover of bin ! | |||
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight? It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50" Are you serious ? If that's true i'm having a punt ! | |||
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"When will my balls drop?" The moment I let go of them | |||
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"Who the fuck has nicked my wheelie bin. Whipser to me....was it Granny? yes it was Shhhhhh You grass ! Yours is next. I hear your postcode is riddled. I might come over under cover of bin !" I am the oracle I only speak the truth | |||
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"When will my balls drop? The moment I let go of them " Ok when did you steal them? | |||
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"What are the winning lottery numbers tonight? It will be a spread of six numbers, all of which will fall between 0 and 50 Are you serious ? If that's true i'm having a punt !" Its guaranteed | |||
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"When will my balls drop? The moment I let go of them Ok when did you steal them? " The goblin handed them to me | |||
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"When will my balls drop? The moment I let go of them Ok when did you steal them? The goblin handed them to me " Ah Sophie stole them. Explains a lot | |||
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"What's that buzzing noise " You really want me to say on the forum? | |||
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"When will my balls drop? The moment I let go of them Ok when did you steal them? The goblin handed them to me Ah Sophie stole them. Explains a lot " | |||
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"What's that buzzing noise You really want me to say on the forum? " I have no shame. The damn buzzing is getting on my tits | |||
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"What's that buzzing noise You really want me to say on the forum? I have no shame. The damn buzzing is getting on my tits " Take it out of your bra. | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky." Super glue? | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? " Erm ..... possibly | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly" Other options oh Queen of all knowledge | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge " Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat" Good old gaffer tape | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat Good old gaffer tape " Try staples | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it Its the goblin I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover. That bastard goblins got it " It's at my friend's house in my coat pocket | |||
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"Wheres my scrunchieeeeeeeeee Have you checked down the side of the dressing table? Yes and on my wrist and it's not there. I might need to phone the police as I think a burglar has stolen it Its the goblin I haven't looked in the Hoover yet x I can comfortably predict its not in the hoover. That bastard goblins got it It's at my friend's house in my coat pocket " Can you check for Tom77777's van keys while you are there? | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat Good old gaffer tape Try staples " Mmmmm kinky | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat Good old gaffer tape Try staples Mmmmm kinky " Thats beyond kinky | |||
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"They just do. It helps if you get your thighs to go all sticky. Super glue? Erm ..... possibly Other options oh Queen of all knowledge Gaffer tape Staples Chewing gum Sweat Good old gaffer tape Try staples Mmmmm kinky Thats beyond kinky" Getting into the fun area then | |||
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"Are you actually my sister Jelly? " I believe so, Slopie | |||
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"Can I have a cuddle? " Oh come here you x There there | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow?" Tonight you're mine completely | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Tonight you're mine completely" Why is my peepee so small? | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Tonight you're mine completely Why is my peepee so small? " Its the cold weather. Damn that beast from the east! | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Tonight you're mine completely Why is my peepee so small? Its the cold weather. Damn that beast from the east!" I'm not cold though | |||
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"What should I have for dinner tonight ? " Takeaway. Singapore noodles with kung po chicken | |||
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"Who is this beast from the East....." Olaf the Fab Straight | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Tonight you're mine completely Why is my peepee so small? Its the cold weather. Damn that beast from the east! I'm not cold though " Give it a few hours ... you will be | |||
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"Why does the man that's asking for someone else to spank his woman's arse not do it himself? " Sensitive hands. Its a curse! | |||
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"Why don't I like cheesecake " Because you have never had mine! | |||
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"Why don't I like cheesecake Because you have never had mine!" Feed me Seymour | |||
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"Of all the creatures why a flamingo...." Because of my penchant to eat with my head upside down in a pond | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Tonight you're mine completely" Absolutely | |||
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees ) " Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished! | |||
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"If jenny keeps on playing with my todger all the time will it fall off, Downsize due to wear and tear, Or just say fuck it and stop working as he needs a rest " It will swell and get a bit leaky! | |||
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees ) Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished!" ok got it... theres the timeless "what's wrong with my profile" and "why can't i get replies".. so the forum still pretty much the same as it always been | |||
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"Hat or not hat?" hat... but a better one | |||
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"If jenny keeps on playing with my todger all the time will it fall off, Downsize due to wear and tear, Or just say fuck it and stop working as he needs a rest It will swell and get a bit leaky!" Any bi plumbers on here to fix my leak | |||
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"why everyone seems to be talking about fakes profiles and cocks? (I'm guilty of talking about cock because I haven't had one for aaaaagggees ) Because the 'Fab straight' and 'rate my profile' season has just finished! ok got it... theres the timeless "what's wrong with my profile" and "why can't i get replies".. so the forum still pretty much the same as it always been " Yes. Absolutely. Although there will be an upsurge in the weather related threads soon | |||
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"What bra and knickers should I wear to bed tonight " Warm ones! | |||
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"Hat or not hat? hat... but a better one " Hahaha... ok I’ll look to do a hat parade. | |||
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"Will cherry ever find the specific cock she is seeking....." The quest shall be endless. | |||
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"Hat or not hat? hat... but a better one Hahaha... ok I’ll look to do a hat parade." As hats go ... its not too shabby | |||
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"What bra and knickers should I wear to bed tonight Warm ones!" I don’t have warm ones | |||
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"What bra and knickers should I wear to bed tonight Warm ones! I don’t have warm ones " Fill your cold ones with cotton wool | |||
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"Oh omnipotent one, how does a kinky man get to worship the heels / boots / arse of a sexy trans goddess ? " Perseverence | |||
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"Why does it always rain on me? " Cos you lied when you were seventeen | |||
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"Will cherry ever find the specific cock she is seeking..... The quest shall be endless." I'm not giving up hope... been lucky before.. sure i can get lucky again... patience is a virtue | |||
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"Will cherry ever find the specific cock she is seeking..... The quest shall be endless. I'm not giving up hope... been lucky before.. sure i can get lucky again... patience is a virtue" I see a queue forming. | |||
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"Why does it always rain on me? Cos you lied when you were seventeen " That explains the lightning even when the sun is shining | |||
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"Why does it always rain on me? Cos you lied when you were seventeen That explains the lightning even when the sun is shining " Exactly | |||
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"I'm wondering what it will take to make me smile again " Strength. And support. | |||
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"I'm wondering what it will take to make me smile again Strength. And support. " | |||
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2. Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer" What is the square root of fuck all? | |||
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2. Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer What is the square root of fuck all?" Less than that | |||
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"Last one filled up, so here's part 2. Jennie the omnipotent knows all, and is once again in residence. What is it you wish to know? Ask and I shall answer What is the square root of fuck all? Less than that" But, a square root must be a finite number not an abstract. | |||
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