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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Some people here need cheering up, maybe a good laugh might do the trick,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A recently retired guy is out playing golf, on the 17th Tee, 1 shot off the course record, phone rings, it's a Doctor at the local hospital,,

Sir sorry to say but your wife has had an accident she is in a cóma,

Guys rushes to the hospital where the doctor tells him,

That sometimes receiving Oral sex helps bring people out of a coma,

The guy sits up looks at the Doc and says Really,,

The Doc says Sure I've seen it happen, the guy says OK, I'll give it a go,

So into the room he goes,

The doc and his team wait outside,,

5 minutes later the guy comes back out not looking 2 happy at all,

Looks at the Doc and says

Ffs Doc

Now she is choking,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people here need cheering up, maybe a good laugh might do the trick, "

Are you getting your Willy out?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Some people here need cheering up, maybe a good laugh might do the trick,

Are you getting your Willy out?"
it's out X 2

Untill 7 pm at least

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By *ovestruck69Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Guy says to his wife that he had a wet dream about her last night, she says tell me more, he goes well it involved rubber and metal, says I'm intrigued tell me more, well he says u were hit by a but and I pissed myself laughing.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Some people here need cheering up, maybe a good laugh might do the trick,

Are you getting your Willy out?"
are you saying my Willie makes you laugh Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if all major UK retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line:

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Marks & Spencer- This is not just any condom it's an M & S condom.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin.

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! (Please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

McDonald's - I'm lovin' it

Duracell - for the longer lasting

Shell condoms - because you can be sure if she'll

Milky Bar condoms - strong and tough

Sun Life condoms - the plan for the over 50s

L'Oréal condoms - because your worth it

Govournment issue - keep calm and carry on

Marmite ones - you either love them or hate them

American express - don't leave home without it

Zanusi condoms - the appliance of science

Gillette - the best a man can get

Lilt condoms - totally tropical taste

Cadbury caramel condoms - take it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fish swim into a wall One turns to the other and says.

Dam!

I know its a sad one lol

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

How does a monkey cook its cheese on toast ?

Puts it under the gorilla ??

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