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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a sneaky peak at the guy next to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I find the porcelain cold so o spend my time winding up my schlong.

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No breaks the man rules, eyes front and on what you're doing

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Makes me so uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm not a child anymore

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

To be honest, I would.

But I'm a woman.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nope!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a sneaky peak at the guy next to you?

Yes but I only stare dreamily into his eyes

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yep"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[adjacent urinal Removed by poster at 03/02/21 15:49:22]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep"

Pervert

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you have a sneaky peak at the guy next to you?

Yes but I only stare dreamily into his eyes

Then take him home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep

Pervert

And .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep

Pervert

And .....

Why are you never at the one next to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m not doing no unsighted aiming!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Yep"

This is true, you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't at the mo with every other urinal taped off due to COVID ... it would take craning of the neck rather than a sneaky peak

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Yep"

Your a lady so that is fine

Just watch out for the pee dripping from the ceiling if I notice you looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep

This is true, you do

Soz, you shouldn’t have pissed on my shoes then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It's called cottaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep

Your a lady so that is fine

Just watch out for the pee dripping from the ceiling if I notice you looking

I’m no lady, you take that back - rude!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do you have a sneaky peak at the guy next to you?

No, I’m not sneaky.

Straight up

Hey fella nice old boy you e got there.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Yep

Your a lady so that is fine

Just watch out for the pee dripping from the ceiling if I notice you looking

I’m no lady, you take that back - rude!

Sorry bitch!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Yep

This is true, you do

Soz, you shouldn’t have pissed on my shoes then "

They were your wellies and I was trying to fill them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes as I’m pissing on his shoes

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Have been known to have a butchers..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I do all done up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep

This is true, you do

Soz, you shouldn’t have pissed on my shoes then

They were your wellies and I was trying to fill them up

Oh yes, I remember, my feet were cold, you’re so considerate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, can't peek when there's a urinal between you both like the man-code demands!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

In the days of the Soviet Union two guys went into the toilets in Red Square.

One a powerful Commissar the other a lowly peasant.

While they were stood having a piss the peasant looked at the Commissar and said "isn't it wonderful here in Communist Russia. Here am I a lowly peasant and you a powerful Commissar We both have a nice fur coat and we both have a nice fur hat.

The commissar looked down with a scowl but the peasant continued.

"The one think I don't understand is that when I piss it splashes everywhere but for you it doesn't".

The commissar looked down with another scowl and said. "It's because I'm pissing on your coat you fuckin peasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because

A. I'm not that insecure and

B. I don't use urinals as they are unhygienic

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"No because

A. I'm not that insecure and

B. I don't use urinals as they are unhygienic "

Not all try

Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in."

But I like looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you play Star Wars and not look at their dick?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How can you play Star Wars and not look at their dick?

You were arrested for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.

But I like looking "

It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.

But I like looking

It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all

Tell mr Mystique then

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I'd definitely look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you play Star Wars and not look at their dick?

You were arrested for that"

Yes but I don’t like to talk about it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I would

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would

We know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would

Would you shake it off though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.

But I like looking

It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all

Tell mr Mystique then "

Is he looking at my D again? He's allowed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I would

Would you shake it off though?

I mean if they asked me I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be a bit weird wouldn't it, and tbh if I caught someone looking at me I'd tell them to pack it in.

But I like looking

It's out in my friends gallery in many poses and you my love can look whenever you like. But I think looking when people don't want you to isn't really very cool at all

Tell mr Mystique then

Is he looking at my D again? He's allowed

I can see your winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would

Would you shake it off though?

I mean if they asked me I would

I need a piss now

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would

Would you shake it off though?

I mean if they asked me I would

From peeing to cumming

lol

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By *amie an ClaireCouple
over a year ago

surrey

I'd look at you too! If I'm allowed in the cubicle

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Fabguys.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would

"
me too

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would

me too

Quelle Surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would

me too

Quelle Surprise

Mange tout

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would

me too

Quelle Surprise

Mange tout "

Je ne comprends pas

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No. I stand as far away from anybody else there as possible. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would

me too

Quelle Surprise

Mange tout

Je ne comprends pas

Ménage a trois

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I would

me too

Quelle Surprise

Mange tout

Je ne comprends pas

Ménage a trois"

Now we are talking

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I'm not even there to piss. I just stand there and wait for men to piss. I like to predict how clear or yellow their urine will be. Sometimes I play a different game and try to guess how long their pubes are before they unzip. Not blowing my own trumpet but I've gotten pretty good at it these days let me tell ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No interest

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't want to pee in the men's toilets if they all stink like the ones in town do.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"I'm not even there to piss. I just stand there and wait for men to piss. I like to predict how clear or yellow their urine will be. Sometimes I play a different game and try to guess how long their pubes are before they unzip. Not blowing my own trumpet but I've gotten pretty good at it these days let me tell ya. "

I personally like to tell them that their missus is a lucky girl. Even if I don’t think she is, it’s a lovely little confidence boost for the fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to pee in the men's toilets if they all stink like the ones in town do.

Men’s toilets do stink! Always have! Women’s never smell like that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Women's version:

Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?

Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Women's version:

Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?

Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason

You would need a rubber neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's in the guys handbook not to look.the question is have you ever caught anyone peeking?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Women's version:

Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?

Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason

I bet women are in there chatting, sharing each other's make-up and touching each other up in the marble roman bath, all covered in baby oil.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I wouldn't want to pee in the men's toilets if they all stink like the ones in town do.

Men’s toilets do stink! Always have! Women’s never smell like that "
when I worked for a facility’s management company some of the lady’s toilets where equally as disgusting as the men’s you’d be amazed what state some lady’s would leave them in and what you’d find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women's version:

Do you peek under/over the toilet door to catch a glimpse of snatch?

Sounds creepy when you put it that way for some reason

No cause you all go in about threes to watch each other piss you bunch of weirdo’s

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I personally like to tell them that their missus is a lucky girl. Even if I don’t think she is, it’s a lovely little confidence boost for the fella"

I do. I often ask for a selfie too if it's a beast of a specimen. I've built up quite a collection over the years.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How can you play Star Wars and not look at their dick?

You were arrested for that

Yes but I don’t like to talk about it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

No never. Just simply don’t piss on me please

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

One of my jobs whilst working for a facility’s management company was that we had to lower the toilet cubicle partitions to the floor and also put bigger privacy screens between urinals to stop peeping toms

kill joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called cottaging "

And theresme thinking that was viewing nice cottages in the country

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's called cottaging

And theresme thinking that was viewing nice cottages in the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it's in the guys handbook not to look.the question is have you ever caught anyone peeking?"

Yes a friend of mine who was pissed in a pub many years ago...

"Thats a nice one Ash" he said. He followed it up with...

"Mines only small but its a mad bastard!!"

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

No. Too busy concentrating on not weeing on my shoes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Never.

I'm always to busy playing piss hockey with the soap bar thingies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Secret cameras say otherwise to what most of the guys here are saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a sneaky peak at the guy next to you?

Eyes straight. If not the risk of you lying in a puddle of piss raises significantly lol

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

I've seen someone look across at the guy next to him and ask 'That yours?' The guy responded 'nah, I just borrowed it.'

Both finished up and went on their way.

Was fucking funny at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm usually poking my head under the cubical next to me in the ladies

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

A white guy has his girlfriends name tattooed on his dick, Wendy. Goes into a public loo & stands there having a piss. A black guy walks in to the next stall & lobs out his dick too. The white guy can't resist a quick glance over & to his surprise sees the same tattoo on the black guys dick. My god he says, what a coincidence, is your girlfriend called Wendy too? Nah mate comes they reply. When mine gets hard, it says "welcome to Barbados, have a nice day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A white guy has his girlfriends name tattooed on his dick, Wendy. Goes into a public loo & stands there having a piss. A black guy walks in to the next stall & lobs out his dick too. The white guy can't resist a quick glance over & to his surprise sees the same tattoo on the black guys dick. My god he says, what a coincidence, is your girlfriend called Wendy too? Nah mate comes they reply. When mine gets hard, it says "welcome to Barbados, have a nice day"

. That’s a Jim Davidson joke. I remember that from years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of few things less appealing than gents' lavies. How cottaging is a thing is beyond me. But each to their own, as long as no one is getting hurt.

Richard Prior: two guys, bragging about their cocks are in adjacent cubicles, pop their cocks out.

"Waters cold!"

"Yeah, it's deep too!"

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

St Neots

No.

Some random stranger trying to go about their business and you’re being perved up, sounds pretty creepy too me.

Consent people, it’s key to all we do!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

No. Some of these public toilets can be disgusting enough. Worse yet is the sounds coming from the cubicles lol I apologise to those still eating breakfast for that nightmarish image lol

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Would have a side glance alright if is not to obvious. Just to see hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's called cottaging

And theresme thinking that was viewing nice cottages in the country

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Nope

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Absolutely.... Shame to miss a possibility

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